PD Derek in the Ring
The sound of glass shattering fills the arena and the crowd's on their feet. PD Derek comes out and gets into the ring with his World Championship Belt. He said,"I've decided to make the start of this show more exciting rather than the boring Ken and Steven talking and Timothy Jones running his mouth. That old bastard thinks his man, Joe Hart can bury PD Derek in the cold ground over there. That's not going to happen. I'm going to send Joe Hart and anyone that interferes Down To Hell!"
Dashi Nokia vs. Pane
Ken yelled,"OHHHHH DADDY! It's Dashi Nokia verses Pane with Hardcore Rules! This should be a great match." Dashi Nokia came out with half the crowd boo'ing and the other half cheering. Steven said,"The crowds half and half on Dashi Nokia. You have to love Dashi's abilities but he has also hurt many wrestlers with that Arm Buster." Pane came out next with the crowd boo'ing. Ken laughed and said,"It's not half and half now!" Dashi Nokia ran at Pane and dropkicked him in the knee. When Pane didn't go down, Dashi kicked him in the back of the knee and knocked him over. Pane tried to get up but Dashi kept kicking him in the ribs. Pane pushed Dashi away and got up. Dashi ran at him but Pane caught him and gave him a throat thust. Dashi slowly got up and Pane gave him a knee to the gut. Pane whipped Dashi into the steel steps, Dashi flipped off the steps, and landed on his feet. Dashi jumped back on the steps and gave Pane a flying clothesline. Steven said,"What a counter by Dashi!" Dashi grabbed a chair and bashed it into Pane's head. Ken said,"Pane's still getting up!" Dashi hit Pane again with the chair and Pane continued to get up. Dashi raised the chair up to hit him again and Pane grabbed his throat. Pane lifted him up for a chokeslam but Dashi countered with the Arm Buster. Ken screamed,"It's all over!" Pane wasn't giving up. Pane pushed Dashi away and got up. Pane rolled Dashi into the ring and got in himself. Dashi bounced off the ropes for a clothesline but Pane gave him a big boot to the face. Pane climbed the toprope and waited for Dashi Nokia to get up. Dashi got up and Pane gave him a flying clothesline. Dashi ducked under his arm and countered it with the Arm Buster. Ken screamed,"OHHHHH DADDY! He can pull that move off anywhere, anytime." Pane wasn't giving up. Dashi got off him and got a chair from the outside. He opened it, set it up, and picked Pane up. Dashi whipped Pane to the ropes, got on the chair, and gave him a huge Spinkick. Steven said,"Dashi Nokia had to stand on top of the chair to reach Pane with that Spinkick." Dashi got off the chair and raised his hand in victory. Ken said,"Who's that!?" A man ran into the ring, launched himself off the chair, spun in the air, and hit Dashi with a huge headbutt. There was a big explosion of wood with that headbutt and the man ran away through the crowd. Steven asked,"Who was that!?" Ken said,"I don't know. You were the one he ran past." In the ring, Pane rolled over and covered Dashi Nokia. The ref counted 1..2..3. Pane beat Dashi Nokia. Steven said,"We have had so many mystery men in UWM. Now, there's another one."
Sign of the Week
"Football Sucks"
Hardcore Howie vs. Kid Kaos
"Well Ken this should be an all out war, these absolutely hate each other" said Steven,"I wouldn't be a bit surprised if this was one of the most brutal matches in UWM history". "Yeah, these two have fought over the past weeks and ppvs," said Ken. Kid Kaos came out to a minor pop to to the fans hatred towards Hardcore Howie. Kaos grabbed a mic, "Hardcore Howie, tonight is the night Kid Kaos, the Kaotic one, wins the Hardcore title." Kaos was cut off by Hardcore Howies music. Howie has a mic "Now you little bitch" crowd boos "All you people go back to your impotent families and get a life sheesh" crowd boo's even louder. "Kaos, Jones ordered this match after you made the challenge and I'm gonna make you bleed." Howie runs into the ring and Kaos hits him with the mic. Howie pops right up and Kaos goes for another punch but Howie blocks and retaliates with right hands to the mouth. "Here we go!" yelled Ken. Howie went for a haymaker but Kaos countered with a kick to the gut and a sharp kick to Howies face knocking him down. Kaos picks Howie up and throws him over into a corner and follows with a huge splash. Howie gets up and rolls out of the ring. Kaos follows and suicide dives through the ropes catching Howie off guard. "WOW, Kaos is not letting up" said Steven. Kaos picked Howie up and slammed him into the rail. Howie gets up and Kaos clothslines him over the rail into the crowd. Kaos gets on Guard rail and hits a leg drop on Howie. Kaos goes to throw Howie into the guardrail but Howie countered and threw Kaos into the rail sending him over the rail back into the ring area. Crowd boo's and Howie mocks a fat guy in the front row. Howie climbs over barrier and slams Kaos' head on the steel steps. Then, he grabs Kaos and suplexs him on the floor. Howie reaches under the ring and pulls out a table to a minor pop. Howie sets up table but Kaos recovers and hits Howie with a dropkick. Kaos grabs Howie and motions for a powerbomb threw the table. "No way" said Ken, "He doesn't have the power." Kaos tried but couldn't get Howie up and Howie counters with a low blow. Howie rolls Kaos onto the table and climbs also onto the table. "Whats he doing" asked Steven. Kaos tried to fight back but a shot to the face with a fit stopped that. "What is he doing?" asked Steven again. Howie set Kaos up for a powerbomb. "No way, he can't" said Steven. Howie lifted Kaos up and Sitdown-powerbombed Kaos threw the table into a pin. "OOHHHHHHHHH DDDADDYYYYYYYY." "How many times am I gonna hear that tonight" said Steven. Ref counts 1,2, kickout. "HOLY SHIT!! HE KICKED OUT!!" yelled Ken and Steven. Howie went and grabbed a chair. But when he brought it over to Kaos, Kaos had pulled something out of his trunks. "Whats he got there?" asked Ken. Kaos tried to use the mace spray but Howie hit him with a hard chair shot. Howie picked Kaos up and measured him with a chair, but Kaos moved and dropkicked the chair into Howies face. "OOOHHHHHH DDDADYYYY." "Thats twice now" said Steven. Kaos grabbed another table and set it up. Kaos put Howie on it and hit him with a chair for good measures. Kaos climbed onto the apron and onto the top rope. The crowd cheered and Kaos corkscrew splashed Howie through the table. "OH MY GOD!!!" yelled Steven. Kaos rolled over on top of Howie 1,2, kickout. "We almost had a new champion," yelled Ken. Kaos held his head in disbelief. Kaos picked Howie up and threw him into the crowd again. He grabbed Howie and slammed him into a chair. Howie started to walk away and into the consession area. Kaos followed but Howie saw him coming and hit a big forearm shot into Kaos's face. Howie grabbed a beer from a consession booth drank some, and spit it into Kaos's eyes. Howie finished the beer and brought Kaos to a stair way. "Uh oh, Howie said he was gonna throw Kaos of a balcony" said Ken. Howie ddted Kaos on the cement floor and went onto the ramp area and set up a table. "Yup, he's gonna do it, someone better try to stop him cause Kaos's career could be over." Howie went back to Kaos and started to carry Kaos up the stairs. Kaos started punching Howie and rolled Howie into a small package 1,2, kickout. "Oh My God!!! Howie almost got caught off guard!!" yelled Steven. Howie was upset and started stomping Kaos. Howie continued to drag Kaos to the top where the stairs ended. "Somebody quick stop him" said Steven. Howie dragged Kaos over to an opening in the railing and Kaos countered and lowblowed Howie. Kaos started to stomp and punch Howie until what seemed like a minute and Howie was almost out cold. Kaos looked at the balcony and motioned like he was gonna throw Howie off. The crowd went nuts. Kaos went to pick Howie up but a fan started to attack Kaos. "WHO IS THAT!!!!! yelled Ken, "LOOK! ITS CANDYMAN!!" Candyman pounded on Kaos and CDTed him on the floor. Howie applauded Candyman and said "Go ahead throw him off." Candyman picked Kaos up in a body slam position and walked to the edge, but Howie ran up behind Candyman and dropkicked Candyman off the balcony holding Kaos threw the table. "OH MY GOD!!!!!!! HOWIE IS SADISTIC!!!" scream Steven. Howie looked and laughed at Kaos and Candyman who were unconsious. EMT's were running up to Kaos and this angered Howie. The EMT's looked up and Howie was on the balcony edge. "DON"T DO IT HOWIE!!!!!" Howie jumped off the balcony and splashed Kaos . "OH MY GOD!!!!" Howie was still on Kaos and the ref ran down the stairs to where Howie was. 1,2,3. "OH MY GOD!!!!! Somebody get Kaos some help now." "How is Howie even walking after that leap!!!" screamed Steven. Kaos was helped to the back with Candyman being also helped. Howie rolled into the ring and picked up his Hardcore title with a mic in hand. "Now I told you Kaos before, NO ONE TAKES MY HARDCORE TITLE!!!!" Howie gasps for air, "DAMMIT YOU MADE ME DO THIS KAOS! ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!! NOT MINE!!" Howie threw the mic down and left to the back. "Well, I for one will never want to face Howie. He doesn't even care that he could of killed two men tonight," said Steven. "Yeah, he has become obsessed with the hardcore title" said Ken.
The Brain in the Ring
"Do you smell what The Brain is thinkin'" hit and The Brain walked out. Ken said,"What the hell is he doing out here!? He's not on the card." The Brain said,"Finally The Brain has come back to Atlanta!" Steven said,"Umm...Brain...We're in Tampa. Superbowl is in Atlanta." The Brain continued,"Wait. Where are we?" The crowd started to yell,"Tampa," but the Brain yelled,"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE WE ARE AND IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WCW STOLE MY LINE! The Brain has better things to talk about like PD Derek. I brought him into UWM and does he thank me? NO! Now, The Brain doesn't care. The Brain knows that he can bring more and more talent to UWM, GOOD TALENT!" The Brain is leaving UWM Wrestling. No, don't start crying. I'll still be around. I'm starting The Brainzone Wrestling School. It'll be much better than that UWM Wrestling School for jabroni's. Soon, the millions and millions of wrestlers I train will join with the millions and millions of fans that are chanting my name." The crowd is silent. The Brain says,"Umm....THAT'S RIGHT! KNOW YOUR I.Q. AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Now, The Brain is going out for some waffles."
Adam Blackman vs. Justin Edible
"God, this guy has the worst supposed theme music I have ever heard, anyways here he comes" said Steven. Justin Edible came out first and had his TV title. Adam Blackman came running out and slid into the ring. The cage lowered and the two started slugging it out. "Again two former friends fighting" said Steven. "Yeah this is becoming a regular thing in UWM, Candyman and Kaos, Crispy and Pane, now these two,"said Ken. Adam got the advantage and slammed Justin into the cage. He grabbed Justin again and slammed him into the cage but Justin bounced off into Adams arms and Adam hit him with a reverse overhead belly to belly suplex. "OH MY GOD!! WHAT A MOVE" screamed Ken. Justin had the wind knocked out of him and could barely get up. Adam picked Justin up and threw him into the corner and followed up with a big clothsline. Justin flopped out of the corner and fell to the ground. "Adam is really kicking some ass here," said Ken. "Yeah, he's not letting up at all" said Steven. Adam went to pick Justin up but Justin countered with a upper cut lowblow that immedieatly dropped Adam. Justin picked up Adam and had him on his shoulders. Justin through Adam like a spear face first into the cage. Justin grabbed Adam again and double arm ddted Adam down. Justin started to climb out of the cage. He was about to climb over the top but Adam kick flipped up, ran sling shotted off the top turnbuckle, jumped grabbed Justin's foot and dragon corkscrew leg whipped him off the top of the cage. "OOHHHHHHHH DAAAADDDYYYYYYYY, look at Adam, what agility that was, he's tasted championship before, it brings in the $$$, he was making the most money when he had 2 belts at one time before" said Ken. Justin's body was all limp and Adam just laughed at him. Adam grabbed Justin's arm and picked him up and arm dragged him down. Justin slowly got up and Adam went for the dvd, but Justin countered and Sky Highed Adam. "HURRY UP JUSTIN!!! CLIMB OUT!!" yelled Steven. Justin slowly got up when Pane and Sin came out from the back and Sin has Adam's Kendo stick. "What are they doing" said Steven. "Isn't it obvious you big idiot, there gonna come out and cost Justin the match,"said Ken. Pane walked around and started to climb up the cage, this distracted the referees as Sin threw the kendo stick over the top of the cage but Justin went to catch it and missed. Adam grabbed the kendo stick gave Justin a gut shot and bent the stick over Justin's head knocking him out. Adam climbed to the top and Sin and Pane were waiting at the bottom. "Adam stood high like he was gonna splash Justin but Adam spun and dove off. Adam hit a suicide plancha onto Pane and Sin hurting both men and winning the title in the same process. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!! WERE THEY SUPPOSED TO CATCH HIM?" screamed Steven. Adam grabbed his Kendo stick and the cage was raised as Adam rolled back into the ring and started hitting Justin in the ribs. Adam grabbed the TV Title and walked up the entrance ramp. His music hit and suddenly changed to "No Chance". Steven yelled,"WHAT!?" Timothy and his group walked out and Adam stood by them. Ken said,"Adam Blackman is now with Timothy Jones!" Adam put the TV Title at the end of his Kendo Stick and held it up high.
Rage Phone Call
"Someone follow them,"said Steven. A camera was in the rage locker room and as Sin and Pane walked into the dressing room there phone rang. Sin picks it up "Yeah I understand, yeah I know, yeah Its all part of the plan". "Whats he talking about" asked Ken. Pane saw the camera man and attacked him. "Dammit!! Whats the hell is Sin talking about!"
Matt Sledge/Womankind/???? vs. ReyMooseJr/Ravishing Regal Rini/Big Moose
Steven said,"This should be a great match. Let's get it started." ReyMooseJr, Ravishing Regal Rini, and Big Moose came out with their music. Next, Womankind came out with Matt Sledge. Ken said,"Who will be their partner?" Suddenly, Kevin Hash came out. Steven yelled,"It's Kevin Hash! He's their partner." Womankind grabbed a mic and said,"I had an idea. How about we make it a Tornado Match? No tag formate!" Moose Pack agreed and the bell rang. Matt Sledge nailed Rey with a clothesline from Hell and stomped away on him. Kevin Hash ran at Big Moose and got a Big Boot in the face from the Big Moose. Womankind and Rini were rolling around on the floor pulling hair and punching. Matt picked Rey up and whipped him to the ropes. Matt ran at him for a clothesline but Rey hurricananared him. Big Moose was pounding on Hash until Hash kicked him in the groin. Steven said,"I pity that ref. He's in there with all this crazy. How can he handle 6 people?" Womankind stomped Rini out of the ring and went out after her. Womankind grabbed Rini by the hair and flipped her into the steel steps. Matt Sledge picked ReyMooseJr up and powerslammed him and pinned. The ref was looking at Big Moose and Kevin Hash and Rey kicked out. Matt got angry and yelled at the ref. Rey surprised Matt with a roll up and the ref counted 1..2 and Matt kicked out. Kevin Hash kicked at Big Moose's ribs in the corner and hit him with elbows after that. On the outside, Womankind dragged Rini around by her pants till they came off. Ken yelled,"I see London. I see France. I see Rini's underpants!" Womankind put her on the guardrail so told the crowd to spank her. Steven said,"Don't do that!" Ken said,"Shut up! Bring her over here Womankind!" The crowd members big and small spanked rini until she crawled away. ReyMooseJr was on the turnbuckle and Matt was getting up. Rey dropkicked him and Matt flew across the ring. Steven yelled,"LOOK AT BIG MOOSE AND KEVIN HASH!" Hash had Big Moose ready for a powerbomb from the toprope. He tried but he couldn't get him up and he fell backwards with a spinebuster. Steven said,"What a powerful spinbuster!" Ken said,"Spinebuster? That was a SpineBomb!" Womankind was punching away at Rini's face and then, ripped her top off. Ken yelled,"GO WOMANKIND!" Womankind made sure the ref wasn't looking and then, bashed Rini's head with a chair. Steven said,"Rini is out cold." Womankind rolled Rini onto the announce table and said,"You want her so bad then take her, pig." Ken said,"Thanks!" ReyMooseJr hit the 596 on Matt Sledge and pinned. The ref counted 1..2. and Womankind stopped the count. She stomped on Rey but Rey knocked her away. Rey saw Rini laid out and looked at Womankind with Rage in his eyes. Womankind backed away and Matt Sledge got up. Rey went to grab Womankind but Matt clotheslined him in the back of the head. Steven said,"This is unfair. Isn't it, Ken..Ken... KEN!" Ken was staring at Rini and drooling. He said,"What...." Womankind distracted the ref and Matt Sledge got a chair. He went to hit Rey but Rey dropkicked him through the chair. The crowd roared. Big Moose and Hash were still exchanging blows. Matt slowly got up. Rey flipped, bounced off the ropes, flipped back, and went for a springing elbow but Matt nailed him in the back of the head with the chair. Steven yelled,"DAMNIT! Come on, ref!" Ken stared at Rini and said,"Kibbles and Bits, Kibbles and Bits, I'm gonna get me some Kibbles and Bits PUPPIES!" Matt Sledge went behind Big Moose and hit him with the chair. Womankind and Matt double teamed Big Moose. Hash grabbed Rey, picked him up over his head, and tossed him outside on the hard floor. Steven shook his head and said,"ReyMooseJr's gone." Ken said,"Do you think she'd be mad if I spanked her? I mean, the crowd got to do it. It's my right as a citizen to spank her!" Steven said,"Do it and Rey and Rini will beat the crap out of you." Hash, Matt Sledge, and Womankind all helped lift Big Moose up for a huge powerbomb. Womankind covered Big Moose with her hand and the ref counted 1..2..3. Matt Sledge, Womankind, and Kevin Hash win. Officals came out and put Rey, Big Moose, and Rini on stretchers. Ken said,"No, she'll be okay with me."
Kevin Michaels vs. Triple X
"I think I'm cute..." hit and Kevin Michaels walked out in a D-Kef shirt. He got on a turnbuckle, took off his shirt and the ladies went wild. "The ladies always love HBK,"said Ken as "My Time" hit, everyone boo'ed and Triple X walked out with the Intercontinental belt around his waist. He showed it off, all shiny around his waist, and ran to the ring. He threw it off on his way down and immediatly pounded away at HBK's torso. "His lower body still isn't 100% after last night" said Steven as HBK fell over and Triple X continued to kick and pound at HBK's gut. Triple X had to let HBK up and HBK tried to muster a comeback with a kick to the ribs and a drop toe hold, but XXX just kept coming with manuevers at his gut. "Triple X has been in complete control thus far,"said Ken as Triple X positioned HBK's head under his legs and signalled for a powerbomb. "OH NO....don't powerbomb him Triple X!!" Steven pleaded with Triple X but he just laughed, picked him and gave him a gut wrench powerbomb. Heart Break Kevin was lying down, not moving and was bleeding from the mouth. "Those injuries are catching up to him, he's busted wide open interally," said Ken as Triple X pinned. 1...2...HBK got a shoulder up. "OH MY GOD HBK got up!! He got up!!" Steven yelled as Triple X looked around in disbelief. XXX stomped his feet and stomped on HBK. When Kevin finally got up, Triple X held him in between his legs and dropped him. "SexDegree,"Steven said,"HBK's done for." Triple X showed off a bit before pinning. 1...2...3. "It's all over,"said Steven as Triple X got up and did the Kram It sign over Kevin. Ken said, "Triple X retained his belt in this barnburner." At the entrance ramp, Timothy Jones met him and they both did the Kram It sign to HBK.
Timothy Jones in the Ring
"No Chance" hit and Mr. Jones came out with his team. They got into the ring and he said,"Triple X has the IC Belt, Adam Blackman has the TV Belt, and soon, Joe Hart will have the World Championship Belt!" The crowd boo'ed. Mr Jones continued,"Now this is a warning to all you other champions out there, I will not rest until my gang, the people I choose to be champions are the champions!!" "No Chance" started again. "Wow, I guess thats a warning to Howie, Derek, Rogues, and DDT" said Ken. "Wait theres no female in Jone's little army" said Steven. Both announcers pondered the situation.
Studly Boyz vs. Rogues
The Rogues came leaping out with the tag belts. "This will be the Rogues first title defence. The Rogues won the tag titles 8 days ago from the Studlys," Steven said. The Studlys came out and the crowd boo'ed. "And you had better believe the Studlys are still mad about that," Ken said. The Studlys climbed into the ring and started pounding on the Rogues right away. D-Buff threw Jesse outside the ring and Pa Pa Ray continued to pummel Lukas inside the ring. D-Buff threw Jesse into the steel steps on the outside. Lukas started to fight back inside the ring. Lukas punched Pa Pa Ray a few times and gave him a brainbuster. "Tremendous strength there by Lukas Bane," Ken said. Lukas looked outside the ring and saw D-Buff beating on Jesse. Lukas bounced off the ropes, dove over the ropes on the other side and hit D-Buff with a flying cross body, causing D-Buff to fall backwards onto the steel guard rail. "What a suicidial move by Lukas!" Steven yelled. Lukas slid back into the ring, but Pa Pa Ray had already gotten back up and started stomping on Lukas. D-Buff and Jesse got back up slowly and climbed over to their corners. Pa Pa Ray gave Lukas a german suplex, pinned, and got a 2 count. Pa Pa Ray threw Lukas off the ropes and tried to clothesline him down, but Lukas ducked the clothesline and came back with a sunset flip and got a 2 count. "2½ there," Ken said. Pa Pa Ray got up quickly and punched Lukas a few times. Pa Pa Ray whipped Lukas into the corner, and tried to follow up with a clothesline, but Lukas got his feet up into Pa Pa Ray's face. Lukas grabbed Pa Pa Ray and gave him a tornado DDT. "Both men are completely out of energy. There hasn't been a tag made yet," Steven said. The ref started administering the mandatory 10 count. The ref got to 7 before Lukas started getting up, followed closely by Pa Pa Ray. Pa Pa Ray tagged in D-Buff, and Lukas crawled over to his corner and managed to reach out and tag in Jesse. D-Buff ran at Jesse, but Jesse dropkicked him down. D-Buff got up again and Jesse kicked him down again. D-Buff got up in a fury of rage. Jesse went for another kick, but D-Buff caught his foot. Jesse jumped up and gave D-Buff an enzughri kick. Jesse climbed the top rope and gave D-Buff a Senton Bomb and covered. Pa Pa Ray tried to make the save, but wasn't quick enough. The ref counted to 3 and the Rogues celebrated. Steven said, "The Rogues are still the champs!"
Kef-Pac vs. Sin
Dark, eerie music came over the loudspeakers as Sin made his way to ringside. "Sin has to be the most feared, scary competitor to grace a UWM ring ever." said Steven as Sin stood on the apron and raised up his hands and entered the ring. Then, Kef-Pac's music as the crowd went wild and Kef-Pac came out. He slid in the ring quickly and did his Kram It signs while the fireworks hit, but at the third one Sin inturrupted with a clothesline. Sin quickly choked Kef over the ropes and wouldn't let go until the ref counted to three. "Sin HAS to slow down Kef-Pac to win if Kef-Pac gets the pace he wants Sin just won't have a chance." said Ken as Kef got up. Kef ran at him to do a flying head scissors but Sin reversed it into a tilt a whirl slam. "What a move from Sin!!" yelled Steven as Sin elbow dropped and stomped on Kef's chest. He picked up Kef-Pac by his head but Pac surprised him with a sharp Enziguri and when Sin was down a headbutt to the groin. "Kef's back into control and listen to the crowd, they're on their feet!!" yelled Steven as Sin got up. When he did Kef ran at him and gave him a flying head scissors and pin. 1...2...kickout. "Sin won't stay down, this match could have huge implications on the UWM title rankings!!" said Steven as Sin deilvered a haymaker that knocked down Kef. He got back with upper hand when he waited for Kef-Pac to run at him and hit a side slam. He tried once more to pin Kef but he wouldn't stay down, his shoulder went up at 2. "Kef I gotta admit is a resiliant little bug!!" said Ken as Sin hooked Kef up in a leglock. 1...2....3......4...5...6...7...8..Kef finally reached the rope at 8 and Sin had to let go. Sin got back up and hooked Kef up in a sleeper hold. He had Kef-Pac down for a long time and the ref had Kef's arm up one......put it down. Two....put it down. Three....Kef got his arm up. "Kef-Pac has his arm up, he's still in this one!!" yelled Steven as Kef hit some elbow that kept Sin low and ran at the ropes. He high cross body blocked Sin and pinned. 1...2..Sin threw Kef-Pac off of him. "LOOK AT THE POWER OF SIN, he just threw Kef-Pac off of him like a rag doll!!" yelled Steven as Kef recuperated and tried a SpinKick. He almost hit it but Sin ducked at the last second. They locked up and Sin lifted Kef up and kept him there for a while. Then Sin dropped Kef for a huge hanging brainbuster. Sin raised up his hands and dropped them down and yelled. "Looks like Sin's gonna try a Top-Rope Clothesline!!" yelled Ken as Sin climbed the top rope and waited for Kef to rise. When he finally did after a minute, Sin dove off the rope with his arm outstretched, but Kef-Pac grabbed his head and threw it down. "TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE INTO A KEF-FACTOR!! WHATTA MOVE!!!!" yelled Ken as Kef pinned. 1...2...3!! "Kef-Pac pulled off a huge upset against the giant Sin" Steven yelled as Kef-Pac's music hit.
Misery vs. Macho Moose
The Moose Pack's music played and Macho Moose came out with a mic. As he walked to the ring, he said,"OHHHHHH YEAH! Tonight, The MACHO MOOSE gets his revenge on Misery for causing me to lose that title match!" Macho got into the ring and the lights went out. The lights came back on and Misery was in the middle of the ring with a mic. Misery said,"Macho Moose, you said I was in the Moose Pack but I never was. You said I'd be a great star in UWM but I never was. You said a lot of things but they never happened. You just used me to protect you and help you keep your World Championship when you had it. I'm going to make sure you will NEVER get that belt back. I'll start by taking away your no.1 contendership and putting you in the hospital." Macho Moose heard enough and hit Misery with a right hand. Macho continued with punch after punch but Misery didn't go down. Macho bounced off the ropes for a clothesline but Misery picked him up and gorilla press slammed him. Macho Moose slowly got up and Misery was just now taking his trenchcoat off. Misery grabbed Macho's head and vertical suplexed him. Misery picked him up and german suplexed him. Steven said,"Misery is in control of the match." Misery picked Macho up again and Macho gave him a bodyslam. Misery got up quickly and nailed Macho with a standing clothesline. Misery stood over Macho with his eyes cast down on him. Macho got up and gave Misery a right hand. Misery blocked and gave Macho a right hand. Macho tried it again and got another right hand. Macho tried again, got another right hand from Misery, and Macho kicked him in the gut. Macho grabbed his head when he was bent down and ddt'ed Misery. Macho stomped on him as he was laying on the ground. After a few stomps, Misery grabbed his leg and put Macho in a leg bar. Macho pulled himself over to the ropes and the ref broke the hold. Misery picked Macho up, put him in the tree of woes, and stomped away on his neck and head. The ref got between them and got macho down. Macho pulled himself up and got nailed with kicks in the chest. Misery whipped him into the opposite corner, ran at him, and hit Macho Moose with a corner splash. Misery kicked him in the gut and did his cradle piledriver. Ken yelled,"OHHHHHHHHH DADDY!" Misery pinned and the ref counted 1..2. and Macho got his foot on the rope. Misery set Macho Moose up for a vertical suplex. He got him up and kept him up for awhile. Steven said,"Misery's got Macho up in a hanging vertical suplex." Macho struggled and Misery dropped him and Macho landed on his feet with Misery's arms hooked. Macho lifted Misery up and nailed him with the JackSmack Powerbomb. Macho Moose pinned and the ref counted 1..2.. and Misery kicked up. Macho got pissed and stomped on Misery. Then, he climed the turnbuckle and jumped off for the elbow drop. Misery moved and macho banged his elbow pretty bad. Misery picked Macho up and ddt'ed him back on the mat. Misery picked him up again but Macho went downstairs. Ken said,"If ya can't beat'em, hit'em in the nuts!" Macho picked him up for a hanging vertical suplex. Misery turned himself around, fell behind Macho, and put him in the dragon sleeper. Macho struggled and Misery dropped to the floor and hooked his legs around him. Ken said,"What a move, Dragon Sleeper with Scissors!" Macho Moose tapped out. Misery wins. Steven said,"I guess Misery did the job he said he was going to do. Misery is now the no.1 contender for the World Title after only one match." The lights went out and Misery vanished when the lights came back on.
Joe Hart vs. PD Derek
Ken yelled,"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DDDDDAAAAADDDDDDYYYYYY! It's main event time! Joe Hart verses PD Derek in the first ever Buried Alive Match!" Joe Hart came out and got into the ring with the crowd boo'ing. The sound of glass shattering fills the arena along with the crowd as they cheer for PD Derek. Derek got into the ring and Joe nailed him with a kick to the face. The ref rang the bell and Joe stomped away on Derek. Steven said,"This is going to be a brutal match! I bet this could top any of the other matches tonight." Derek pushed Joe away and they were both on their feet now. Joe ran at Derek and Derek hit him with a shoulderblock. Joe rolled out of the ring and got a chair. Derek motioned for him to come in the ring and Joe motioned for him to come out of the ring. Derek slid out of the ring and Joe hit him with the chair. Ken said,"Derek's stupid." Joe picked Derek up and whipped him into the steel steps. Joe grabbed Derek again and whipped him into the guardrail. Joe ran for a clothesline on Derek but he was flipped over the railing onto a fan. Joe pushed the fan down, turned around, and Derek hit him with the chair. Steven said,"They're fighting through the crowd!" Derek nailed Joe with lefts and rights until Joe hit him with a huge elbow to the face. Officals were holding the crowd as far away from them as possible. Joe grabbed Derek and gave him a huge whip into the chairs. Ken said,"Where's Derek? All I see is a pile of chairs." Derek pushed the chairs off of him but Joe kicked them back on top of him and stomped on him through the chairs. Joe pulled him out and russian legsweeped him on the pile of chairs. Joe pulled him up and whipped him but Derek reversed and sent Joe over the railing. Derek climbed onto the railing and hit Joe in the back of the head with an elbow. Derek slammed Joe's head against the steel steps and then, clotheslined him down. Derek rolled him onto the announcers table and Steven yelled,"Get him off here!" Derek climbed onto the table and Joe hit him with a low blow. Joe got up and got Derek ready for a piledriver. Derek pulled away and gave Joe a jumping bodyslam on the table. Ken yelled,"OHHHHH DADDY! At least, they didn't break our table." Derek picked Joe up and threw him off the table, jumped off, and hit an elbow drop. Derek picked him up and dragged him to the grave but Joe kicked away when they were on the entrance ramp. Joe got up and hit Derek with a huge clothesline. Joe got a chair and bashed it against Derek's head when he was down. Ken said,"OUCH! What a hit!" Joe did it again and again till Derek wasn't moving. Joe dragged Derek to the grave and threw him in. He grabbed the shovel and began covering Derek. Derek got up and Joe hit him with the shovel. Joe continued to shovel dirt on Derek and he got up again. Joe went to hit him again but he missed and Derek pushed Joe off the mound of dirt. Derek got out of the grave and hit Joe with a flying clothesline when he got up. They both tumbled near the end of the entrance ramp. Derek picked Joe up and Joe lowblowed him. Joe and Derek exchanged blows as they moved up the ramp. Derek slammed Joe's head into the wall and they fought backstage. Joe stuffed Derek in a trash can and pounded on him. Derek got out and Joe whipped him into the wall. Joe opened the gate and the fight went outside. Derek whipped Joe but Joe reverses and Derek hit a car headfirst. Joe threw Derek on top of the car and punched at his face. Derek rolled off the chair, Joe went over the top to get him, and Derek gave him a jumping bodyslam on the cement. Derek picked him up and slammed him onto a car's window. Suddenly, Triple X, Crispy, and Adam Blackman came out of nowhere and attacked Derek. They whipped him back and forth between cars and threw him inside. They stomped and kicked him when he was down. Derek grabbed a chair and hit Adam and Crispy with it. Triple X dodged it and poked him in the eyes. PD Derek stumbled around and Triple X hit him with the chair. Triple X set him up for the SexDegree on the chair but Derek pushed him away, turned him away, and hit the Sex Factor on the chair. Ken said,"PD Derek took out Triple X, Adam Blackman, and Crispy!" Near the entrance area curtin, Timothy Jones yelled,"Hey, Derek! Want a piece of me!" Derek ran at him and Mr. Jones ran off. Derek went through the curtin and couldn't see Timothy Jones. Derek turned around and two headlights appeared in the distance and car came speeding towards Derek. Derek stood still and when the car got close, he jumped out of the way. The car went off the entrance area, hit the dirt, Joe Hart flew out of the top of the convertible, and rolled into the grave. Steven yelled,"DEAR GOD!" Ken yelled,"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DDDDDDDAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY!" Derek walked up the pile of dirt, took the shovel, and buried Joe Hart. The ref rang the bell. Steven yelled,"I don't believe this! PD Derek retains his title after one HELL of a match!" PD Derek went into the ring and held his belt high. "No Chance" hit and Timothy Jones and John Carter came out. Mr. Jones said,"You may have the World Championship but I am the one with the power. Remember that!" Derek flipped him off and held his belt high.