Timothy Jones in the Ring
"Welcome to Death Toll 2000! Tonight, it will be Triple X, PD Derek, and LeReux in that ring for the World Championship in a 3-Way Ladder Match,"said Steven, Ken said,"Boring! I wanna see some puppies!" Steven said,"Again with the puppies..." "No Chance" hit and Triple X came out with two guards. Steven said,"Those are the guards from last night! Mr. Jones called them Marshall Law and Order." They got into the ring and Triple X got a mic. He said,"Tonight, in this very ring, I will win back MY World Championship Belt! These are my guards. They will protect the ring from anyone that tries to interfere. Nothing will keep me from MY Belt! They will make sure."
Pane vs. Justin Edible vs. Adam Blackman
"Well Ken, this should be a great match, this is going to to be one of my favorites,"said Steven. "Yeah, this is gonna kick ass,"said Ken. Adam came out first to huge amounts of boo's. He slid into the ring and out of no where, Justin Edible came out of the crowd and jumped Adam from behind. Justin grabbed Adam and hit a russian legsweep and cover 1,2, kickout. "It was almost over before Pane could get out here,"said Ken. Finally Pane emerged from the back. Justin grabbed Adam and they started to grapple when Pane jumped on the apron and climbed the ropes. Pane jumped off and caught both Justin and Adam with a double toprope clothesline. "ONE OFFENSIVE MOVE BY PANE AND THERE BOTH OUT!!"screamed Steven. Pane grabbed Adam and chokeslammed him down. "OHHHHH DADDDYYY!"yelled Ken. Justin started to get up and Pane hit a throat chop that put him back down. Pane grabbed Justin and Superpowerbombed him down. "OOOHHHHH DDADDDYYYYY!" Pane covered Justin and the ref counted 1,2, Pane gets off Justin. "WHAT THE HELL?!?!? HE HAD IT WON RIGHT THERE!"screamed Steven. Sin was on the entry ramp and motioned for Pane to follow him. Pane quickly left the ring and followed Sin to the back. "Well its Adam verses Justin now...."said Steven. Adam got up still woozy from Pane's attack and stomped Justin and delivered an elbow drop. Justin rolled out of the ring and Adam followed. He grabbed Justin and slammed his face into the guard rail and then into the announce table. "Hey, get out of here!"yelled Steven. Adam irish whipped Justin into the ring post and grabbed a chair. He went to hit Justin but missed and Justin countered and ddt'ed him onto the chair. Justin quickly got up and rolled Adam in the ring when the refs count was at 8. Justin picked Adam up and slammed him down followed by a splash into a cover 1,2, kickout. Justin, still not backing off, whipped Adam into the corner and Adam hit hard falling on his face after hitting the corner. The crowd made an "uhhhh" sound when Adam hit. "Check his back for the imprint,"said Ken. Justin walked up to Adam and kicked him in the ribs. He picked Adam up and whipped him into the ropes, but lowered his head to soon and Adam piledrove him down. Adam covers 1,2, kickout. "Almost,"said Steven. Adam grabbed Justin and irish whipped Justin into the ropes, but was countered and Adam bounced off right into a Sky High 1,2,3. "NEW CHAMPION!! NEW CHAMPION!!"screamed Steven. Adam rolled out of the ring and was in shock. "Just like that, its over,"said Ken. Justin celebrated in the ring.
Slut TV
The Big TV came up with an image of Womankind. "Here we go again..."Steven said. "YEAH!!!"Ken yelled. Womankind turned towards the camera and said,"Hello again wrestling fans, and welcome to another episode of Slut TV. I wasn't really planning on doing a Slut TV tonight, seeing as I have this big match against a 'Mystery Opponent', but I just saw something very interesting while I was training. Rini and DDT were walking down the hall together, and I saw them both go into Della's dressing room. Now what could those 3 be planning? I figured I had better go take a look." Womankind went into Della's dressing room quietly with the cameraman. All 3 women were there in very revealing outfits. The crowd started whistling and roaring. Womankind went outside and hid around the corner, but made sure she was still in earshot. "Well, looks like we have our special pay-per-view outfits done!"Della said. "Boy, Womankind's going to get it tonight! Wait til she finds out who her mystery opponent is!"Rini exclaimed. DDT spotted the camera. "Hey, what the hell are you doing? No cameras in here! I bet Womankind got that cameraman in here. I'll fix that,"DDT said. DDT grabbed the camera from the cameraman and smashed it on the ground, and the Big TV powered down. Ken said,"Well, I guess that's the end of that Slut TV." Steven asked,"Who do you think this 'Mystery Opponent' is?" Ken replied, "Who knows?" Steven said, "I guess there's only one way to find out. Keep watching!"
Kid Kaos/Hardcore Robert vs. Studly Boys
"OOOOHHHHH DDADDYYYY, this should be great. Detroit Love hit and Kaos and Hardcore Robert came out. Kaos had a mic but was cut off by the Studleys. The Big TV came on and The Studleys were in the parking lot. "If you 2 Detroit pussies want a piece of us then you'll get your asses out here,"said Pa Pa Ray. Without any hesitation Kaos and Robert sprinted to the back and within a minute, they reached the back and the match started. D-Buff started to work on Kaos's injured back already and delivered a sideslam onto a carhood. Robert started brawling with Pa Pa Ray. Robert took the advantage and suplexed Pa Pa Ray onto the cement floor. Kaos was getting up and caught D-Buff when he was posing for the camera and reverse ddted him through a car roof into the car. "OH MY GOD!!!!" "OOOOHHHH DDDADYYYYY" Kaos's limp hand has on a motionless D-Buff and the ref counted 1,2, Pa Pa Ray grabbed the ref and punched him out. Robert jumped Pa Pa Ray from behind and his face slammed into the side of a car. Ken looked at the parking pillar "S3, OH NO NOT THIS AGAIN!! I JUST FINISHED PAYING FOR THE DAMAGES FROM BEFORE!!" Kaos started to get up and crawled out of the broken car and started to stomp on D-Buff. Kaos got up and started to help Robert stomp Pa Pa Ray. D-Buff came crawling out of the car and Kaos went to grab D-Buff but was stopped by a steel chair shot to the head. "OHHHH DDADDDDYYYYY." Howie came running out. Steven said,"What the Hell is he doing out here!" Howie started to stomp Kaos and Robert came running at Howie, but Howie ducked and smoked Robert in the face with the chair busting him wide open. "GET AWAY FROM MY CAR!!" Howie set Robert up and pumphandle gut bustered him through Ken's car windsheild. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Pa Pa Ray jumped on a unconsious Robert and 1,2,3. Howie ran across the parking lot and through a door as Kaos attented Robert.
Mr. Lucky Backstage
Big TV powered up and Mr. Lucky was shown doing stretches. "He looks like hes in a zone,"said Ken. "Yeah, like he is ready to kick the sellout's asses,"said Steven. Mr. Lucky grabbed his wallet and walked up to the camera. He showed off a bunch of crisp $100 bills to the camera and a hand came around the lens and tried to grab the wallet. "Hey now camera guy, theres lots for all,"said Mr. Lucky, "Here go buy yourself a new mail order bride,"and Mr. Lucky gave the camera man a handfull of $20's and $100's. The camera fell to the ground and faded out. "LUCKY BASTARD,"said Ken.
????? vs. Womankind
Womankind got into the ring and took the mic from the ring announcer. "I'm going to get straight to the point. I'm supposed to have this HUGE match with some 'Mystery Opponent'. Give me a break! We all know it's either DDT, Rini, or Della. It doesn't matter to me which one, I've proven that I can kick their asses, no problem. So which one is it, Whore #1, Whore #2, or Whore #3?"Womankind said. "Or none of the above?"DDT said as she came out onto the steel rampway with Rini and Della. The men started whistling and howling again. Rini took the mic and said,"You seem to be forgetting one of us, Womankind..." Womankind said,"What the hell are you three talking about??" Steven said,"'Forgetting one of us'? Who the hell is this? Is this some new person?" Ken said,"I don't know either, but I hope she's got puppies!!" Della got the mic from Rini and said, "Well, let's bring her out!" D-Kef's music hit and Tygress came running out and leapt into the ring. "IT'S TYGRESS!!! OH MY GOD! Tygress is back in UWM!"Steven screamed. "WOOOOOO PUPPIES!"Ken exclaimed. Womankind stood in the ring in bewilderment for a while. Tygress flew at Womankind and started pummeling her. Tygress threw Womankind off the ropes and gave her a dropkick. Womankind rolled out of the ring to regroup. The crowd was still cheering Tygress on as she celebrated. "I don't believe it! I thought she was totally gone!"Steven yelled. Tygress bounced off the ropes, and dove over the ropes on the other side and onto Womankind. Tygress bashed Womankind's head into the steel guard rail, then whipped her into it. "Tygress is back and she's on fire!!"Steven yelled. "Oh, is the match still going on? I'm still looking at Rini, Della, and DDT in those great ppv outfits!"Ken said. Tygress rolled Womankind back into the ring. Tygress gave Womankind a tornado ddt and climbed the ropes. "She's going to go for the Tyger Pounce!" Womankind got up after a little while, and Tygress hit the Tyger Pounce off the top rope. Tygress covered, 1...2...3! Steven yelled, "We have a new UWM Women's champion!"Ken exclaimed,"And one with puppies!!!" Steven remarked,"Never before have I seen Womankind so beaten in a match! She didn't even get out of the gates!" Ken said,"Yeah, but I sure wouldn't want to be Tygress when Womankind realizes what's happened." Steven said,"Who cares? Tygress has the belt!"
Al Fro Backstage
Big TV showed Al Fro talking to Osmok. "C'mon man, we can win back those titles. I know we can! But you, you need to lay off those pizza pops man, your getting big, 8 ounces, woah! Your going on a diet Osmok, don't argue with me! I know 3 cheese is the best but your going have a heart attack. Why don't you ever use that wheel I bought you? I fixed the hinge so now it works. Don't you mouth off Osmok. Hey, I showed you how to do a suplex, why don't you try it in our match? Osmok, Osmok? Don't get mad at me cause I called you fat." "This guy is nutz,"said Ken. "Alright, lets get pumped. No, you can't go to red lobster Osmok, it cost to much and the lobsters would eat you. Not McDonalds either. Lets focus on the match." Ken just sat shaking his head and Steven said,"For once Steven, I agree, AL Fro needs to be institutionalized or something."
Sin/Pane vs. Al Fro/Omsok vs. Rogues
The Rogues walked out and the crowd cheered. "It looks like these people want The Rogues to win this one."said Steven. "AHHHH. Here comes that freak, Al Fro!!!!"said Ken. Al Fro came out with Omsok. The crowd started to chant,"OMSOK." The lights went out and Sin and Pane came out. "SIN AND PANE!? So that's why Sin took Pane out of the TV Belt match,"said Steven. "And here we go with Lukas Bane and Sin starting this out,"said Ken. Sin and Lukas started to brawl. "This isn't Lukas's type of fighting,"said Steven. Lukas bounced off the ropes and tried a flying clothesline but Sin didn't move. He caught Lukas in the air and slammed him down on the mat. "That's got to hurt!"said Ken. Sin ran to one corner and slapped Al Fro in the head. Fro ran in and tried to beat on Sin but Sin walked away and then turned around and gave a low blow to Fro. Both Fro and Lukas were down. Lukas got to his feet and tagged his brother Jesse. "Here comes the impact!!!!"said Steven. Jesse ran in and gave a quick kick to Al Fro. He ran off the ropes and came with a quick leg drop. Jesse ran against the ropes once again and jumped and tried to do a moonsault but Al Fro moved. Jesse rolled to the side and Pane grabbed him by the hair and tagged him. Pane threw him outside. Sin followed and hammered on Jesse. "There goes Sin hammering on Jesse. This doesn't look good,"said Steven. "Yes it does. Your just not cool Steven,"said Ken. Lukas tried to help by jumping off the turnbuckle and clotheslining Sin but he missed and hit the railing. "OHHHH DADDDDDDDDYYYYYY!!,"said Ken. Sin picked up Jesse and tombstombed him. "Jesse and Lukas Bane have been torn apart. Somebody help them!"said Steven. Inside the ring, Pane whipped Al Fro into the ropes and gave him a boot to the face. He picked him up once more and chokeslammed him! "It's over! It's over. Pane and Sin have won!"said Ken. Pane pinned as Sin watched, the ref counted slowly 1...2...3! Pane and Sin are the winners. "This is terrific! Sin and Pane have been awarded the Tag Team championship!"said Ken.
Slut TV
The Big TV powered up, and showed Womankind again. "See? Here's Womankind's revenge,"Ken said. Womankind said,"Hello again wrestling fans, and welcome to another episode of Slut TV. As you may have seen earlier, Tygress came back and fluked out when she beat me for the Women's Title. It doesn't matter, she won't hold it for long. I decided to see what Tygress is doing, after she won the Women's championship." Womankind headed towards the D-Kef locker room. Tygress was in there, drinking and partying with the other D-Kef members. "Look at that. That's why she won't hold the title for long. Instead of going right back to training, she celebrates. There's a Saturday night only 6 days away, and she'll probably have a match there with someone, and that someone will probably be me. So what does she do? She decides to have fun instead of prepare for another match with me. Anyway, that's it for tonight's Slut TV." The Big TV powered down again. Steven said,"Yeah but it looks like she was well prepared for you tonight Womankind."
Lance Fortune/Mr. Lucky/Joe Hart vs. Jerkicho/Matt Sledge/Kevin Hash
Ken screamed,"OHHHHHH DADDY!" as the cage was being lowered and put together. Steven said,"Lance Fortune, Mr. Lucky, and Joe Hart will face the Sell Outs AKA Matt Sledge, Kevin Hash, and Jerkicho. To win this match, all three members from one team must be on the floor at one time. This match should be interesting." Lance, Lucky, and Joe came out first throwing money into the crowd. They went through the cage door and Lucky got a mic. He said,"Thank you. Thank you. We know you love us and we love you! These Sell Outs can't beat us and do you know why? It's because they don't have the 3 M's. To be a great wrestler, you have to have Mind, Muscles, and MONEY!" Lance took the mic and said,"I'll admit they do have some muscles but that's the only M they have or will ever have!" Matt Sledge, Jerkicho, and Kevin Hash ran out and went into the cage. The door was locked and the bell rang. Lance nailed Matt in the head with the mic and stomped on him. Joe knocked hash over and started working on his legs. Jerkicho clobbered Mr. Lucky with a huge right hand. Matt hit Lance in the nuts and gave him a european uppercut. Then, Matt grabbed his head and throw it into the cage. Lance's head bounced off and he hit the ground hard. Joe did repeated elbow drops to Hash's knee. Joe lifted Hash's leg to do another one but Hash pushed him away with his other leg. Hash got up and clotheslined Joe down. Jerkicho put Lucky in the Lion Two-Timer and made a motion. Steven said,"Dear God...He's gonna sit down and break Lucky's back." Ken laughed and said,"So? Lucky's loaded. He can get it fixed and anything goes in cage matches." Hash saw this and clotheslined Jerkicho from behind. Lucky got up and stomped on Jerkicho. Matt pounded away on Lance but Lance blocked a punch and whipped him into the cage wall. Matt bounced back and Lance gave him a double arm ddt. Joe dropkicked Hash's leg from behind and he fell backwards. Joe jumped up and down on his leg. Joe put Hash in the dullshooter but couldn't turn him over. Lucky came over and stomped on Hash until he rolled over. Steven said,"Joe hooked the dullshooter." Lance bashed Matt's face into the cage over and over. Matt blocked after awhile and elbowed him in the face. Matt picked Lance up and sledge hammered him. Matt ran at Lucky and clotheslined him. Then, Matt clotheslined Joe off Hash. Joe got up and Matt clotheslined him back down. Jerkicho started climbing out of the cage. Matt and Hash were beating on Lance, Lucky, and Joe when Jerkicho reached the ground. Hash climbed out of the ring and got the floor. Matt started climbing the cage. Steven said,"Look! It's Hardcore Howie!" Howie climbed to the top of the cage as Matt Sledge reached the top. Howie nailed Matt with right hands. Hash and Jerkicho started to climb the cage to help Matt but they saw Lance, Lucky, and Joe climbing the cage. Y2Jerk and Hash went to the other side of the cage to try to fight them. Howie bashed Matt's head into the cage over and over and then, wrapped Matt's arm around the part of the cage. Steven said,"He's gonna break Matt's arm!" Howie pulled on the arm and Matt screamed in pain. Howie slammed Matt's head into the top of the cage while he pulled on the arm. On the otherside, Lucky got out of the cage. He lowblowed Hash and Jerkicho. Lance and Joe got out of the cage and the ref rang the bell. Lance Fortune, Mr. Lucky, and Joe Hart won. Howie grabbed Matt's head and gave him a bulldog off the top of the cage onto the guard rail. Steven yelled,"OH NO!" Howie dragged him over to the announcer's table. Steven said,"Matt's not moving. This is bad...HEY What are you doing!" Hardcore Howie laid Matt on the table and said,"Don't move him or I'll take both of you out." Howie climbed to the top of the cage and motioned to the crowd. Steven yelled,"You can't do this!" Ken yelled,"Look! It's Kaos and Robert!" Kid Kaos went through the cage door and Hardcore Robert brought a table in. While Howie was yelling and spitting on Matt, Kaos climbed the cage and Robert set up the table. Howie got ready to jump but Kaos put him on his shoulders. Kaos fell backwards and Howie went right through the table Robert set up. Ken screamed,"OHHHHH DADDY!" Kaos and Robert stomped on Howie for awhile and then, Robert pulled Howie's limp body to the top of the cage wall. Robert picked Howie up in powerbomb position. Steven yelled,"No! DON'T DO THAT!" Steven and Ken dove out of the way as Hardcore Robert jumped off the cage and powerbombed Howie on the Matt and through the table. Steven said,"GOOD GOD! Matt and Howie are broken in half!" Ken said,"Well, I guess that means UWM needs a new jobber." Steven yelled,"This isn't funny!" Officals came down and took Matt and Howie off on stretchers. They also checked on Hardcore Robert. Steven said,"There is no word to describe this match..." Ken said,"Sure, there is. Slobber-Knocker!"
ShiKariudo vs. Dashi Nokia
"OOOHHHHHHHHHH DDADDDDYYYY, this should be one for the ages,"said Ken, "A KO match where anything goes, you can do whatever you want, use whatever you want, the only way the match ends is when the opponent is KO'ed." DaShi came out first and got a minor pop. ShiKariudo came out next and drinks and food wrappers were thrown at him. "The fans want him to die,"said Steven. "Geez, your a quick one aren't you,"said Ken. ShiKariudo was holding a wooden mask in his hand and walked down to the ring and put the mask on the step. DaShi ran and jumped over the ring ropes, cleared the post and landed on ShiKariudo. "OH MY GOD!" Crowd went ballistic. DaShi grabbed Kariudo and slammed his face into the ring steps as the crowd counted along 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11...,25,26,27,28,29,30, Dashi stopped and spinkicked Kariudo down. "OOHHHHH DDAAAAADDDDYYYY, look at the steps, there dented, and Kariudo may be down already,"said Ken. DaShi grabbed a table from under the ring and set it up. He grabbed Kariudo, punched him a few times and put him on the table. Dashi climbed onto the ring side, jumped onto the top ring rope and moonsaulted back onto Kariudo going threw the table. "OOHHHHH DDDAADDDDYYYY!" Steven was studdering,"DI..DI..DID..YOU..YOU.SEE THAT!!" The crowd started chanting,"DaShi, DaShi." "He's become a fan favorite very quickly,"said Ken. DaShi was slow to get up and ShiKariudo caught DaShi with a sharp kick to DaShi's knee. Kariudo grabbed DaShi and slammed him on the ramp way. He grabbed another table and set it up. Kariudo put DaShi on the table and climbed onto the ringside, then to the toprope. "What does he think hes doing?"said Steven. ShiKariudo jumped off and tried a splash but DaShi rolled off the table, Kariudo went through the table. "OH MY GOD!!" Crowd chants,"DaShi" again. DaShi grabs Kariudo and brainbustered him on the table remains. "This could be over right now, but DaShi doesn't care if he wins, this is revenge,"said Ken. The ref said that he was still consious and DaShi continued his attack. DaShi went to put the arm bar on Kariudo but was countered by a huge head butt to his head. "HOLY SHIT! DaShi may be out after 1 of those head butts,"said Steven. Kariudo grabbed DaShi and started screaming "LOOK THESE ARE YOUR ONLY FANS!! THESE AMERICAN PIGS!!! BACK HOME IN JAPAN, I HAVE ALL THE FANS! I'M GONNA TEACH YOU A LESSON IN PAIN DASHI!!" and Kariudo grabbed a singapore cane from under the ring and started to beat DaShi in the ribs and back. A new ref came out and watched DaShi cough up some blood. DaShi layed motionless and the ref checked to see if he was KO'ed. The ref said no and ShiKariudo started beating him again. Huge welts were showing up on DaShi's back. The ref checked again and said he's not KO'ed yet. DaShi kick flipped up and ducked the cane and put on the arm buster. Crowd chants,"DaShi" yet again. DaShi lets go and goes out side and grabs a chair. DaShi slides in and waits for ShiKariudo to get up, throws chair at him, and follows with a spin kick. "OHHHHHH DDAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDYYYY!" Kariudo was still moving and DaShi did a cut throat taunt. DaShi climbed the ropes but Kariudo kicked the ropes and DaShi got caught. Kariudo climbed the top rope and had DaShi set for a piledriver. "NO HE CAN'T, THIS WILL BREAK HIS NECK!!"screamed Steven. Kariudo jumped back and DaShi's head bounced off the mat. "OH MY GOD!!" DaShi was busted wide open but still moving and holding his neck area. ShiKariudo was beside himself and grabbed his wooden mask from outside. He slid back in and picked DaShi up, but DaShi's body fell limp to the mat. Kariudo tried it again, but DaShi fell again. Kariudo taunted the fans and yelled "Hes done!! I win!" ShiKariudo climbed the turnbuckle, waited for Dashi to get up, and tried his spinning head butt, DaShi countered and Spin Kicked ShiKariudo in the head, breaking the wooden mask into bits & pieces, and exposing ShiKariudo's bloody second mask. "OOOOHHHHHH DDDAAAAAADDYYYYYYY." The ref called for the bell and DaShi raised his arms in celebration then fell to the ground from exhauston. Fans cheered in respect for the two athletes. DaShi got up and went out through the crowd while the chant of USA filled the arena.
PD Derek vs. Triple X vs. LeReux
PD Derek came out with his music and the crowd on their feet. He got into the ring with a mic and said,"PD Derek don't care whether he's kicking Triple X's ass or he's kicking LeReux's ass. It don't matter which one but tonight it will be both. PD Derek will come away with the World Championship and the IC Championship and make Triple X and Timothy Jones shut their big mouths. I've never been in a ladder match but I've never been in a lot of matches. That don't mean I'm unprepared. Triple X and LeReux better be prepared because I am prepared to dish out a Hell of a lot of whoop ass. Also, they have to know you can't escape the wrath of the Sex-Factor, and when you get put between the legs of Pimp Daddy Derek, ah........get ready! cause your goin for the ride of your life!" Triple X's music hit and he came out with Marshall Law and Order. Triple X got into the ring and walked past Derek. Marshall Law and Order stood at the end of the entrance ramp by the ring. Triple X got a mic and said,"PD Derek, no one gives a damn about what you have to say because NO ONE CARES! They only want to see ME kick yours and LeReux's asses and take MY Belt back!" The lights went out and LeReux's music came on. He came out in his robe and got into the ring. He took his robe off and threw it into the crowd. An offical tried to bring the ladder into the ring but Marshall Law and Order stopped him. They took the ladder and put it in the center of the ring themselves. The bell rang when they left and the match got underway. Triple X and PD Derek went at each other and LeReux stood back and watched. PD Derek grabbed Triple X's head and slammed it into the ladder. PD stomped away on Triple X until LeReux gave him a huge clothesline. LeReux picked Derek up and tossed him on the outside. Triple X slowly got up and lowblowed LeReux. LeReux fell to his knees and Triple X did double axe handles to the back of his head over and over. LeReux got up and grabbed Triple X by his throat and threw him into the turnbuckle. LeReux was choking him when Derek got into the ring. Derek started to climb the ladder. LeReux saw him, let go of Triple X, and pulled Derek to the ground. LeReux stomped on Derek and Triple X came from behind him with a high knee to the back of LeReux's head. Derek got up and swung at Triple X. Triple X ducked the punch, locked his arm, spun Derek around, and connected with the Ass Slam. Triple X climbed the ladder but LeReux grabbed him and threw him down. LeReux picked Triple X up and bodyslammed him. Then, LeReux rolled Triple X out of the ring and climbed the ladder. Derek slowly got up and saw LeReux near the top of the ladder. Derek pushed the ladder over and LeReux's head bounced off the toprope when he hit it. Steven said,"Look, it's Sin and Pane!" They ran down to the ring but Marshall Law and Order stopped them. Ken said,"Marshall Law and Order are doing pretty good fighting Sin and Pane off." They beat on Sin and Pane with nightsticks when they got them to the ground. Steven said,"It looks like LeReux doesn't get any help." Derek pounded away at LeReux and Triple X slid back into the ring with a chair. Derek got off LeReux, turned around, and got a chairshot from Triple X. LeReux tried to get up but he got a chairshot as well. Ken yelled,"Look! It's Kevin Michaels and RoadFoxx!" They ran down to the ring but Marshall Law and Order intercepted them and beat them with nightsticks. Steven said,"Looks like they couldn't get in but wait! There's Kef-Pac!" Kef-Pac ran down the ramp, unnoticed by Marshall Law and Order who were busy, got into the ring, and nailed Triple X with a jumping Spinkick through the chair. Triple X slowly got up and Kef-Pac gave him a Kef-Factor on the chair. Ken said,"Everyone is down!" Kef-Pac stomped away on Triple X and hit him a couple of times with the chair. Ken said,"Here comes Adam Blackman. Let's see if he can get past the guards." Marshall Law and Order let him go by and Adam slid into the ring. Kef-Pac turned around and Adam hit him in the head with the Kendo Stick. Adam continued to hit Kef-Pac in the ribs with the Kendo Stick. LeReux and Derek started to get up and Adam saw them. Adam ran and hit Derek in the head with the Kendo Stick. After that, he ran at LeReux but LeReux gave him a big boot to the face. LeReux picked Adam up and tossed him over the toprope. Triple X got up, grabbed the chair, and hit LeReux with it. LeReux didn't go down. He tried again and LeReux didn't go down. LeReux went to clothesline Triple X but he ducked and LeReux hit Derek. Derek got up and hit LeReux with right hands. He blocked all of LeReux's punches but he got a huge headbutt from LeReux. While Triple X was climbing the toprope, LeReux was stomping on Derek. Triple X yelled at LeReux, he turned around, and Triple X hit him with a chair off the toprope. Ken yelled,"OHHHHH DADDY!" LeReux went down next to Derek. Triple X set the ladder up and started to climb it. PD Derek got up and quickly climbed the ladder on the other side. Derek and Triple X reached the top at the same time and started punching each other. Steven said,"This is it! One of these men will go down and the other will win." They continued to punch each other. LeReux got up and pushed the ladder over. Steven yelled,"DEAR GOD! What power!" Derek fell on the outside and Triple X's head hit the turnbuckle hard. LeReux set the ladder up and started to climb it. Ken said,"You were wrong, Steven. Both of those men went down." Triple X got up and climbed up the same side of the ladder as LeReux. When he got up near LeReux, Triple X lowblowed him and LeReux fell off. Derek rolled into the ring and climbed the other side of the ladder. Once again, Triple X and Derek reached the top at the same time. Steven said,"What will happen?" They punched each other. Derek caught Triple X off guard and nailed him with a haymaker punch. Triple X slipped and hung off the ladder. Derek flipped him off and reached for the belt. Derek grabbed the belt and started to unhook it. Triple X regained his footing and got up by Derek. Triple X punched him in his gut and Derek let go off the belt. Triple X set Derek up and SexDegreed him off the ladder. Steven yelled,"DEAR GOD! DAMN HIM! DAMN TRIPLE X!" Triple X climbed the ladder, reached the top, and unhooked the belt. Steven said,"Damn it all!" Triple X won and is the new World Champion and the still IC Champion. Marshall Law and Order cleared LeReux and Derek out of the ring and confetti came from the ceiling. Ken said,"What the hell?" "No Chance" came on and Timothy Jones and John Carter came out with champagne bottles. They got into the ring and gave Triple X a bottle. Triple X got the top off and shot some of the champagne into the crowd. After that, he drank some of it. Mr. Jones got a mic and said,"The Foundation has the World Championship and now, nothing can stop us!"