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Timothy Jones in the Ring
"WELCOME TO UWM BLOOD BATH BRAWL!!!" screamed Ken, "UWMS FIRST REPEAT PPV!!" "Calm down" said Steven, "We have.." Steven was cut off by "No Chance" and Timothy Jones and his foundation walked to the ring. "Does he do this every UWM show" said Steven. "Who cares, he does what he wants, hes the boss Steven" said Ken. Timothy Jones got in the ring and his faction got in as well. Timothy Jones had a mic, "WELCOME TO UWM BLOOD BATH BRAWL!!!" Crowd cheers. "But I'm sorry to all the pay per view customers that it had to happen in such a crappy city." CRowd Booes while the foundation laughs. "But you know what, since this is a pay per view, it is not a place for jobbers. And Derek, since I beat you, and since when I beat you, it was agreed that all the pay checks go to Jaime, and I control all your matches and you start at the bottom of the UWM ladder, which I might add you are still at the bottom, that makes you a jobber. And like I said earlier, a pay per view is no place for a jobber, so Derek, you will not be allowed to enter the building tonight." Crowds booes and drinks are thrown into the ring. The foundation laughs as Timothy Jones mocks Derek. "So with that out of the way, lets get to the main event. All you people in the crowd know that Kef-Pac can't and will never beat Triple X, and as for Misery, Prodigy, whatever he wants to be called, he doesn't have a chance in hell. So all you fat slobs out there, get ready to see a night of greatness, a night when the foundation is succesfull, a night of FWM!!" "No Chance" hit and the foundation made its way to the back. "Wow, Mr. Jones seems confident" said Steven. "He can be" said Ken, "Look at the wrestlers hes surrounded with.
Rogues vs. Sin/Pane
Ken screamed,"OHHHHHH DADDY! Rogues verses Sin and Pane. It's the Rogues' highflying action verses Sin and Pane's raw power." Steven said,"This should be a great match." Lukas and Jesse Bane came out first. Ken screamed,"THE KAMIKAZE!" Sin and Pane came out next. Steven said,"We've seen a lot from both of these teams. I don't know who'll win!" Sin and Pane got into the ring after the Rogues and the bell rang. Steven said,"Looks like Jesse and Sin are going to start this match." Sin nailed Jesse with a knee to the stomach. Sin took advantage and delivered a backbreaker. Jesse got up from it and dropkicked Sin in the knee. Sin stumbled around as Jesse dropkicked him. Sin stumbled into his corner and tagged in Pane without Jesse seeing it. Pane climbed the top rope as Jesse continued to work on Sin's leg. Sin pointed at Pane, Jesse turned around, and Pane hit a clothesline from the top rope. Sin rolled out of the ring and Pane stomped on Jesse. Steven said,"Jesse needs to make a tag." Pane picked Jesse up and whipped him into the corner. Pane ran at Jesse and got a boot to the face. Then, Jesse ddt'ed Pane into the turnbuckle pad. Ken said,"OUCH!" Pane fell backwards and Jesse climbed the top rope. Steven said,"Could we be seeing a senton bomb this earlier in the match!?" Jesse flipped off the turnbuckle, did his senton bomb, and pinned. The ref counted 1..2 and Pane launched Jesse off of him. Ken asked,"How did he do that!?" Pane picked Jesse up and slammed his head into the turnbuckle pad. Pane kicked Jesse in the ribs over and over. Steven said,"Jesse needs to tag in Lukas." Pane brought Jesse to his corner and tagged in Sin. Pane put Jesse on his shoulders as Sin climbed the top rope. Steven said,"What are they going to do?" Jesse pushed off of Pane and shoved Sin off the top rope. Sin hit the guardrail hard. Pane grabbed Jesse and gave him a german suplex off the top rope. Pane held him for a pin. The referee counted 1..2.. and Jesse kicked out. Ken yelled,"KAMIKAZE!" Pane picked Jesse up but Jesse tripped him and slingshotted him into the turnbuckle. Steven said,"Both men are down and so is Sin. Jesse can tag Lukas." Jesse got up, climbed the turnbuckle, and pointed down at Pane. Ken yelled,"He's gonna do another senton bomb!" Lukas came in and shoved Jesse off the turnbuckle into the guardrail. Steven screamed,"WHAT THE HELL!" Lukas slid to the outside, spit on Jesse, went over the guardrail, and walked through the crowd. Ken said,"I don't believe it. What a coward!" Steven said,"I can't blame Lukas. Jesse takes all the glory and never tags him in. Sin picked Jesse up and rolled him into ring as Pane was getting up. Pane looked down at Jesse and started to climb the turnbuckle. Steven said,"What is Pane going to do?" Pane did a little flip and landed on top of Jesse. Ken screamed,"SENTON BOMB! SENTON BOMB! PANE DID A SENTON BOMB!" Steven said,"Looks more like Pane fell on top of him." Pane covered and the ref counted 1..2..3. Steven said,"That match had everything." Ken said,"Yeah, Pane did a senton bomb." Steven said,"No. I mean, The Rogues look like they've broke up." Ken said,"Who did what in the who now?"
Slut TV
The big TV powered on and Womankind came on. "Well, Ladies and Gentlemen,
welcome to yet another edition of Slut TV. After last Saturday night, I am sure
that there is no doubt in anyone's mind as to just how much of a slut Rini truly
is. Let's go see how she is doing tonight." she said as she walked down towards
Rini's dressing room. Rini was inside with an evening gown on, a mud mask on
her face, curlers in her hair, and cotton balls between her toes. She was
standing with one leg up, foot on the makeup table, trying to apply nail polish
to her toenails. She was talking to herself softly. "Just wait until Womankind
gets a look at these nails. When she goes to kiss my feet, I am gonna have her
take off my shoes first. That should teach her! This was a fabulous idea of
mine!" Womankind backed out of the doorway. "Well, there you have it. Rini,
in all her royal splendor! Ha!"
El Grapadoro vs. ShiKariudo
"Tonight we have a flag match. Look up, Ken. See the holster suspended from
the rafters? Someone will put their flag in there, and thus win the match."
said Steven. "Well, duh. Why do you think they call it a flag match, eh? Like
I don't know that. What I want to know is who will be representing America?"
Almost in response to that, the Japanese national anthem came on and ShiKariudo
came out with the Japanese flag held high. He walked down the ramp and placed
his flag in a holster on the corner of the ring. Next, the Mexican national
anthem came on and El Grapadoro came out with the Mexican flag held high. He
put his flag in a different corner. Then the American national anthem came on.
"Well, here comes our representative!" said Steven. The Brain came down the
ramp holding an American flag in one hand and a mic in the other. "What! Not
the Brain! He's not supposed to be here!" said Ken. "Shut up! Do you Know
what the Brain is Thinkin! I am the AMERICAN representative here, so KNOW YOUR
IQ! I will personally Kick the butt of all three of you! Come on!" and with
that he threw down the mic, climbed into the ring and started to swing the flag
at Shi and El Grapadoro. Shi and El Grapadoro exchanged glances and then jumped
at the Brain. Shi went high and El Grapadoro rolled under the flag to hit him
low. The Brain dropped the flag and landed hard. Shi started to stomp on the
Brain while El Grapadoro set him up for a figure four. "Well, I guess there is
no love of America between Shi and El Grap. Guess the Brain is out matched
here." said Steven. Shi stopped stomping on the Brain and picked up his flag.
El Grapadoro let go of the figure four, rolled out of the way and Shi cracked
the flagpole over the Brain's head, then threw the flag out of the ring. The
Brain went down and started to crawl towards where his flag went. Shi was
watching him and did not see El Grapadoro climbing to the top rope behind him.
"Here comes the signature move!" yelled Ken as El Grapadoro jumped off the top
rope and delivered a flying elbow to the back of ShiKariudo's head. Shi went
down and rolled out of the ring onto the Brain. As the Brain and Shi started to
fight, trying to untangle themselves and the American flag, El Grapadoro was
getting the ladder out from under the mat. Shi started to climb back into the
ring, but El Grapadoro hit him with the ladder and knocked him back onto the
Brain. El Grapadoro set up the ladder, grabbed his flag and the Japanese flag
and started to climb. Shi got back in the ring, and El Grapadoro dropped the
Japanese flag onto the face of Shi, covering it. ShiKariudo backed up and tore
at the flag on his face so he could see. Just as he got the flag off, El
Grapadoro placed his flag in the holster and won the match. The bell rang and
the Mexican national anthem played. The Brain got up started to salute. Shi
kicked the ladder out from under El Grapadoro. El Grapadoro fell to the mat,
and Shi walked away from the ring.
Interview with Prodigy
Steven was backstage with Prodigy. "Prodigy, what is with this new identity?
Why the change?" Steven asked. "Well, it goes like this. I am sick and tired
of all the fakers out there. I did my time as Misery. I paid my dues to this
industry, and now it is my time. I am through acting, now I am winning. I
trained for this, I sweated for this. I bled for this, and now I will not stop
until I am the champion! I am the greatest. I will win tonight, and I will be
champion! Nothing can stop me! YOU HEAR ME, NOTHING!" yelled Prodigy. "Ok, I
get the point." said Steven.
Al Fro vs. Hardcore Howie vs. Dashi Nokia
"Well, here we go! Tonight is a special night, because here tonight is a three
way Hardcore title match between Al Fro, Hardcore Howie and DaShi NoKia! These
three have been at each others throats for weeks now!" said Steven. "DaShi
seemed to befriend Howie at first, but I hear that lately they just plain hate
each other. This is gonna be fun!" said Ken. The cage came down and DaShi came
out with the title belt. He climbed in and raised the belt high. Howie came
down next and Al Fro followed close behind. DaShi grabbed a mic and pointed
with the belt at the two wrestlers. "YOU WANT THIS?! YOU THINK YOU DESERVE
THIS TITLE BELT!? COME AND TAKE THE DAMN THING THEN! THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT
YOUR STUPID TITLE BELT!!!" DaShi yelled. He threw the mic out, and proceeded to
spit on the title. Howie and Al started running down the ramp. DaShi grabbed
the title and made as if to wipe his ass with it. Howie started to yell,
climbed into the cage and jumped DaShi. They both went down. Al climbed in and
the bell rang. DaShi and Howie were punching each other on the mat and Al went
around them to pick up the belt. Howie saw this and moved to intercept, but
DaShi slammed a forearm into his face. Al turned and slammed the belt onto
DaShi's head. Howie smiled and started to kick DaShi in the crotch while Al
beat him on the head with the belt. DaShi started to howl in pain, but Howie
and Al kept beating on him. "Well I never thought I would see it. Howie and Al
are teaming up here. DaShi must have really pissed them off." said Ken. DaShi
tried to roll out of the corner but Howie grabbed him and signaled Al. They
manhandled DaShi up to the ropes and Al started to climb. DaShi tried to fight
but Howie hit him with the belt again, and DaShi fell. Howie grabbed DaShi,
handed him to Al and Al jumped. DaShi slammed onto Howie's knee for a flying
back breaker. DaShi rolled over to the edge of the mat and lay there, holding
his back. Al looked at Howie and smiled, and Howie slammed a fist into that
smile. "Guess the team of Howie and Al couldn't last forever." said Ken.
Howie whipped Al into the corner and followed him with at knee to the gut. Al
let out a gust of wind, and Howie slammed his doubled fist into Al's back. Al
fell to the mat and Howie climbed to the top rope. As Al got up, Howie jumped
and landed a flying dropkick to Al's face. Al went down and Howie climbed
again. This time he jumped before Al could get up and landed a flying knee to
Al's chest. Al let out all his air again, and started to groan. Howie climbed
up to the top rope again, but this time he started to climb out of the cage.
DaShi tried to get up, but Al grabbed him from behind and put his knee in
DaShi's back. Howie climbed out of the ring and the bell went off. "HOWIE
WINS! Howie got his title back!" said Steven. "Yeah, but he's gonna want to
wash it soon. eewww." said Ken.
Timothy Jones Backstage
Backstage Timothy Jones walked down the hall. Mr. Jones turned the corner, and right in front of his office Law & Order were on the ground. Timothy ran up to them and started helping them up. "What the hell happened hear." All Law & Order could mutter was "Derek, we saw Derek." Timothy Jones facial expression turned to rage as he started kicking the wall and shouting orders at Law & Order. "IS Derek in the building?" asked Steven.
Tygress vs. Womankind vs. Ravishing Royal Rini
"Tonight is Ladies Night! That's right! Tonight we are gonna see ladies!
Tygress, Womankind and Rini are in an evening gown match right here. Last one
still wearing her dress wins, and the losers have to kiss her feet!" said Ken.
Tygress came down the ramp wearing a gold colored gown. She climbed into the
ring and strutted around. Womankind came down the ramp in a black sequin dress.
"Even Womankind looks good in a tight black dress, don't you agree Ken?" said
Steven. "No." said Ken. Womankind climbed in and stood in the corner watching
Tygress. Rini came out next, wearing her cape and crown. When she climbed into
the ring she tossed her cape and crown to the outside of the ring revealing the
purple dress she wore earlier. The bell rang. Womankind and Rini started to
size each other up, while Tygress tried to stay out from in between them.
Womankind rushed Rini and they started to grapple. Neither one could get a firm
grip on the other until Tygress, seeing an opportunity, rushed by and grabbed
Rini's dress. She pulled and there was a definite ripping sound. Rini spun
towards Tygress and tripped, falling on her. Womankind backed out as Tygress
started to punch Rini in the face. The ref came towards them to stop it but
Womankind got in front of him and bent over to adjust her stockings. The ref
looked at Womankind and did not see Tygress bashing Rini in the face. Rini
rolled away and stood up. Tygress got up and looked at Womankind. Rini ran and
jumped on Womankind's back and started to haul on her strap, trying to rip it.
Tygress saw her opportunity again and ran by Rini, grabbing the bottom of her
dress and pulling. Womankind fell over with Rini on her back. As they rolled
there was a ripping sound and when Womankind and Rini stood up, Rini's dress was
ripped up the side and barely hanging on. You could plainly see the purple
bikini she wore underneath. Tygress yanked what she had in her hands and Rini's
dress came off. Rini looked down and started to cry. Tygress laughed and
tossed the dress outside the ring. Womankind used that opportunity to rush
Tygress and slam her into the corner. Tygress tried to get out of the corner
but Womankind slammed her knee into Tygress's stomach several times. As Tygress
dropped down, Womankind rolled out of the ring. "Where is she going?" asked
Steven. Womankind grabbed a pair of scissors from under the mat and climbed
back in. She looked at the ref, but he was trying to get Rini out of the ring.
She grabbed Tygress and started to cut the strap on her dress, but Tygress
punched her in the gut. Womankind backed up a step, then yanked hard.
Tygress's strap snapped and her dress started to fall. Womankind threw the
scissors out of the ring and yelled at the ref. He turned to see Tygress trying
to hold her dress on. Womankind grabbed her by the head an slammed it into the
turnbuckle. Tygress let go of her dress to grab her head and Womankind pushed
the other strap off of her shoulder. The dress fell and hit the floor. Tygress
was wearing a sports bra and bike shorts underneath. The bell rang and
Womankind raised her fists in the air. Rini was crying and Tygress was trying
to get her dress back on. Womankind extended her foot to Tygress and Tygress
grabbed it. She gave Womankind an evil look and very lightly kissed her foot.
Womankind laughed and walked over to where Rini was. Rini was sitting on the
mat crying. Womankind walked over and extended her foot. Rini looked at it,
looked at Womankind, and spit on Womankind's foot. Womankind kicked Rini in the
face. As Rini fell back. Womankind grabbed her by the hair and rubbed her face
on her shoe. Then Womankind walked out of the ring laughing.
Timothy Jones Backstage
Backstage Mr. Jones was shown looking in roooms screaming "DEREK, WHERE ARE YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!". Adam Blackman & Law & Order were with him as they kicked in doors. They had just entered the parking lot when Law & Order had to leave for there match. "Uh Mr. Jones, we have to leave for our match now" said Order. "Good, go beat some sense into Dereks friends" said Mr. Jones. Law & Order left as Adam Blackman & Timothy continued looking.
Marshall Law and Order vs. DJ/Shawn
Steven said,"This should be another good match." Ken said,"Are you kidding? Shawn and DJ got their asses kicked last time they faced Marshall Law and Order." Steven said,"Yeah, but PD Derek has been training them. Ken laughed and said,"The same man who Timothy Jones defeated!" Marshall Law and Order came out first and got into the ring. Strange music hit and a voice said,"Are you ready for the most charismatic wrestler in UWM!" Ken yelled,"IT'S TYGRESS!" The voice said,"Are you ready for the newest wrestlers in UWM!" Ken whimpered and said,"Tygress....?" Another voice said,"Well....IT'S SHOWTIME!" DJ and Shawn came out. Steven said,"I've just received word that DJ is now known as Charisma and Shawn is known as Showtime." Ken asked,"Where's Tygress....?" They got into the ring and Marshall Law and Order stomped away at them. Ken said,"This looks familiar." Charisma and Showtime tripped them and started stomping on them. Steven said,"Don't be too sure about that." Showtime pushed Order to the outside and got out of the ring. Charisma picked Marshall Law up and whipped him to the ropes. Law went for a spear but Charisma jumped over him. Law bounced off the rope again and Charisma hit him with a huge bodyslam. Charisma pinned and the ref counted 1.. and Law kicked out. Charisma went over to his corner and tagged in Showtime. Showtime ran in and hit Law in the face with a running elbow. Law fell down and Showtime stomped on him until he rolled out of the ring. Order ran in and clotheslined Showtime down. Order picked him up and gave him a huge suplex. Order set Showtime up for a powerbomb but Showtime tripped him. Law got into the ring and speared Showtime before he could do anything to Order. The ref got Marshall Order to get on the apron as Law used cheapshots on Showtime. Law powerslammed him and locked him in a Texas Cloverleaf. Showtime slowly pulled himself to his corner and tagged in Charisma. Charisma got in and dropkicked Marshall Law in the back of the head. Law let go of Showtime and Charisma stomped on him. Order tried to get in the ring but the referee stopped him. Charisma picked Law up and Law lowblowed him. Law tagged in Order and they started to set Charisma up for their move. Showtime came into the ring and held Law on the turnbuckle Charisma got off Order's shoulders, grabbed his head, and brought it down to the mat with a 3/4 neckbreaker. Ken said,"Wow! What a move. It's sort of a Charisma Cutter, I guess." Showtime climbed to the top rope with Law and set him up for a piledriver. Showtime gave him a jumping/pulling piledriver off the top rope. Charisma climbed the top rope, jumped off, and did a frogsplash on Order. The ref counted 1..2..3. Steven said,"The winners are Charisma and Showtime!" Ken yelled,"I don't believe it!" Marshall Law and Order got out of the ring and looked in awe at the winners they beat a week ago.
Timothy Jones Backstage
In the parking lot Derek and Adam were looking for Derek. Jones was on the otherside of the parking lot as Adam and looking between the cars. Adam was looking in a car when out of no where Derek grabbed him and threw him through the cars windsheild. "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!" screamed Ken, "I HATE YOU DEREK DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!" Jones seen Derek and took off back into the aren as Derek gave chase. Ken was crying as the camera focused on his liscience plate "Ken Gr8".
ReyMooseJr/Big Moose vs. RoadFoxx/Kevin Michaels
Steven said,"This match shouldn't have been made. ReyMooseJr and Big Moose don't deserve a title shot as much as the other tag teams." Ken said,"Shut up. Timothy Jones makes the rules and he'll decide who faces who." ReyMooseJr and Big Moose came out first to the crowd's boo's. RoadFoxx's voice came from the back and said,"The Tag Titles are here to stay with that Foxx and HBK. The one thing I cannot stress is the beauty of our valet, Tygress." They walked out and Foxx said,"Now, watch as we kick their asses Foxxy Style." RoadFoxx and Kevin Michaels slid into the ring. Big Moose grabbed both of them by their throats. They kicked him in the gut and tried for a suplex but couldn't get him up. Big Moose reversed it and suplexed them both. Big Moose stomped on them both while Rey taunted them. The ref told Rey to get to the apron and tried to get RoadFoxx to the apron. Big Moose focused his attack on HBK's leg. Ken said,"HBK can't take much more weight on that leg." Big Moose picked him up, whipped him to the ropes, and HBK came back with a huge sidekick. Steven said,"Oh my God! He knocked Big Moose off his feet." Big Moose got right back up as Kevin tagged in Foxx. They ran at Big Moose but he clotheslined them both. RoadFoxx and Big Moose got up at the same time and Foxx kicked at his leg. Big Moose gave him a huge headbutt and Foxx stumbled back into Big Moose's corner. ReyMooseJr held him and Big Moose pointed at him. Steven said,"What is Big Moose doing?" Ken yelled,"It's a MOOSE TRAIN!" Big Moose gave Foxx a huge splash in the corner. Steven said,"First, Pane does a Senton Bomb and now, this." Big Moose picked Foxx over his head in a gorilla press slam position and Rey tagged himself in. He got to the turnbuckle, jumped off, and ddt'ed Foxx. Steven said,"Dear God! Foxx is out!" Rey pinned but Kevin distracted the referee. Rey got up and yelled at the ref while Big Moose stomped on Foxx. The ref went over to Big Moose and tried to get him to stop. Kevin hit Rey from behind. He whipped Rey to the ropes, waited, bounced off the ropes, and gave Rey a jumping sidekick. HBK waited until Rey got up and gave him Sweet & Sour Chin Music. Big Moose pushed the ref away and attacked Kevin Michaels. Rey and Foxx got up at the same time. Tygress was helping Foxx up from the apron. ReyMooseJr ran at Foxx to clothesline him but RoadFoxx ducked and Rey hit Tygress. Tygress hit the floor hard and Rey went to the outside to check on her. Foxx attacked Big Moose and Big Moose grabbed him by his throat. HBK climbed the top rope and Foxx pointed at him. Big Moose turned around and got a Flying Sweet & Sour Chin Music. HBK and RoadFoxx covered Big Moose quickly and held him down. The ref counted 1..2..3. Ken yelled,"I don't believe it! The D-Kef team won! They retain the titles!" Steven said,"Rey should have stayed in the ring with Big Moose." Rey slid into the ring and attacked Foxx and HBK. Big Moose got up and attacked them as well. Officials came from the back and got them to stop fighting.
Timothy Jones Backstage
Timothy Jones was shwon backstage stepping out of his office with a baseball bat. He quietly crpet down the hall, and when he got to the parking lot, he sprinted accross to his limo. Timothy stopped, and breathed a sigh of relief. "Hahaha Derek, what a joke he is", and Timothy got in his limo, only to see it was Derek as the driver. Mr. Jones started screaming. "Don't worry boss, I'll bring ya back in a million pieces" and Derek squeeled the tires and the limo sped off out of the parking lot. "DEREK HAS JONES!!" screamed Steven.
Justin Edible vs. Macho Moose
Macho Moose's music hit and he came out with a mic. He said,"I will win tonight and I will prove Justin isn't ready for the big boys. So, I'm giving Justin 10 secs to come out." Steven asked,"What's going on?" Macho counted to 10 and said,"I knew you were a coward." Ken said,"Well, I guess Macho Moose won...This is odd.." Steven said,"Wait. Look!" The Big TV showed Justin Edible laid out on a stretcher and being loaded into an ambulance. Steven said,"Moose Pack must have jumped him!" Macho said,"Look at that. He was so scared to fight me that he beat himself up so he would get out of the match. I guess he wasn't ready to be a UWM legend like myself. OHHHHH YEAH!"
Prodigy vs. Kef-Pac vs. Triple X
Steven said,"The main event is next. Who will have the World Title around his waist at the end of tonight?" Ken said,"It's a Blood Bath Match! Oh Daddy. This is going to be good." Prodigy came out first to "Loco" and got into the ring. He got a mic and said,"I came to UWM looking a chance to make it big. Timothy Jones told me that I had no chance as Prodigy but look at me now. I'M IN THE MAIN EVENT AT BLOOD BATH BRAWL! Prodigy has a chance, a BIG chance. It's time for Triple X to realize that this isn't a game anymore. He can't hold Mr. Jones's hand anymore when he steps into the squared circle with wrestler that cannot be denied anymore!" Kef-Pac's music hit and Kef-Pac came out with a mic. He said as he walked to the ring,"I agree with Prodigy about Triple X holding Mr. Jones's hand but I don't agree about him having a chance. I've been in this sport longer than you and longer than Triple X. I deserve that title and I am the one who can't be denied." Kef-Pac got into the ring as Triple X's music hit. He came out with a mic and said,"I wasn't going to say anything before the match because my actions speak louder than words but since you two feel you need to talk trash, I will too. Misery, Prodigy, whatever you call yourself, it won't matter because once I get in that ring with you, you'll be a scared little boy facing against a legend. Kef-Pac, you say you've been in this sport longer than either of us. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SHOW FOR YOURSELF! NOTHING! You've won the IC Belt and you've got a pretty crappy group. You two want this belt. You two think you'll take me out. There's a reason that I've had this belt so long. It's that I'm better than EVERYONE and that includes you two." Triple X slid into the ring and Prodigy and Kef-Pac attacked him. The bell rang and the match started. Steven said,"This is an interesting match. As you can see, there is a pole on each ringpost. At the top of each pole is a bucket of blood. The winner is the wrestler who doesn't get covered in blood." Ken said,"Yeah, but they can bust each other open and the match won't end. It's gotta be a blood from the bucket." Kef-Pac and Prodigy stomped away at Triple X. Triple X managed to push them away and got up. Kef-Pac went to Spinkick Triple X but he ducked and Kef-Pac hit Prodigy. Prodigy got mad and tackled Kef-Pac. Prodigy punched away at Kef-Pac while Triple X stood ready to fight. Prodigy got off Kef-Pac and Triple X clotheslined him in the back of the head. Ken said,"They can do anything! It's like hardcore rules. There's just no interferance." Triple X tossed Prodigy out of the ring and picked Kef-Pac. Kef-Pac elbowed Triple X in the gut, bounced off the ropes, and hit Triple X with a flying back elbow. Triple X lowblowed Kef-Pac and hit him with a shoulderbreaker. Triple X put a blatant choke on Kef-Pac. Prodigy rolled into the ring and cross body blocked Triple X. Prodigy picked him up and did a side belly to belly suplex. Prodigy started to climb the turnbuckle for a bucket of blood but Kef-Pac banged his head into the pole, Prodigy fell off, and landed on the ropes. Ken said,"Ouch! Prodigy is split in two." Kef-Pac pushed him to the outside and Triple X hit him with a high knee. Triple X hit Kef-Pac with huge overhead belly suplex. Prodigy slowly rolled into the ring but Triple X saw him and put a shortarm scissor submission on him. Kef-Pac tried to get the bucket of blood before anyone noticed him. Triple X let go of Prodigy and grabbed Kef-Pac. Kef-Pac kicked him away and went for the bucket of blood. Prodigy tried to stop Kef-Pac but he was kicked away too. Triple X and Prodigy grabbed both of Kef-Pac's legs and tripped him. Kef-Pac fell face-first into the turnbuckle pad. Steven said,"Kef-Pac is bleeding from the nose. This doesn't look good." Kef-Pac stumbled backwards and fell over. He sat himself up and Triple X kicked him in the spine. Prodigy and Triple X grabbed Kef-Pac's legs and did a wishbone splitter. Triple X stomped at Kef-Pac but Prodigy attacked Triple X with an atomic drop. Prodigy saw that both men were down and went for a bucket. Prodigy grabbed a bucket and unhooked it. He got down just as Triple X got up. Triple X hit him with a haymaker. Prodigy set the bucket down and dived at Triple X. Kef-Pac got up and gave Prodigy a neckbreaker. Kef-Pac stomped away at Prodigy while Triple X got the bucket of blood. Kef-Pac picked Prodigy up as Triple X snuck up on Kef-Pac. Prodigy shortarm clotheslined Kef-Pac just as Triple X tossed the blood at Kef-Pac. The blood splashed all over Prodigy. Ken laughed and said,"Triple X was aiming for Kef-Pac but got Prodigy. Prodigy is out of the match." Prodigy attacked Triple X and officials came out to break them up. Prodigy was still trying to get at Triple X. Triple X stood back and laughed at the fact Prodigy couldn't get near him. Steven said,"Triple X isn't paying attention." Ken yelled,"TRIPLE X! TURN AROUND!" Kef-Pac came up behind Triple X with a bucket of blood and poured it on top of Triple X. Triple X stood with a look of shock on his blood covered face as the bell rang and Kef-Pac was declared the winner. The referee gave Kef-Pac the belt and Kef-Pac held it high. Steven said,"Kef-Pac deserves this. All his hard work finally payed off." Triple X attacked Kef-Pac from behind and the two went at it again. The officials let go of Prodigy to stop Kef-Pac and Triple X but Prodigy joined their fight. Steven said,"Officials are getting thrown everywhere!" Finally, some wrestlers came from the back and helped the officials. Ken said,"Kef-Pac is gonna have hell to pay next week." Steven said,"Maybe but tonight, he's going to celebrate as the new UWM World Champion."
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