Stages of Drunnkeness

I dont think this page needs to be explained.

Stage 1 - Sober.

Stage 2 - Shy.

*Being single is like a vacuum cleaner, it only sucks when you get turned on*

Stage 3 - Horny.

  I'd say that's the most common stage.

Stage 4 - Falling off the floor.

  Goes with the Quote... You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Stage 5 - Busted!

  No ossifer, I'm sotally tober.   And I have NO clue where that keg came from!

Stage 6 - Passed out.

  No, that's not me!   I'm an angel!

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