05-09-00
I have something to say.
I have been fooling you all this time. There is no Cynic behind Journal of a Cynic. The "cynic" is really a consortium of advertising wizards and government spin artists. Take a look at the source code of this page—the background that appears white is actually filled with white-on-white texts, designed to brainwash the readers into, well, god knows what. Betsy Jones is a made-up name, a tool of conspiracy. There is no Betsy Jones. If you know a Betsy Jones, and you think your Betsy writes this journal, you are wrong. You have been played.
Journal of a Cynic is no more. The game is up. It's over.
In order to prevent the withdrawal and post-traumatic stress syndrome that some readers may suffer, the writers of this page have left a list of journals which may ease the transition away from Journal of a Cynic. You can find that list here. Or, you can visit the site named below.
sleepykitty.net/watchingpaintdry
We highly recommend this site. Really. Go there. We're not kidding.
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Read it. You'll be sorry if you don't. Your ISP has been recorded and is on our files.
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Do it now.
sleepykitty.net/watchingpaintdry
Seriously.