No shit there I was_ sitting all by My lonesome , just about to enjoy a purloined bota of Tuchuk Paga when a shadow fell across my feet_.. and there standing in the Door way to the Great hall was the biggest, Ugliest Kur I had ever seen, why Hell He Made even Damora look positively handsome_.Bold as a Paravaci pagar slut He was, showing No fear_.the Fact that He was followed by three more of his buddies , each bigger and uglier than the First might have had some bearing on that though, "We are Taking over Torvaldsland" He said " We have enslaved Your Rari, eaten Your slaves, defiled Your Women and staved in the Hull of Your ship"_.Well, at That I came out of My chair enraged_..NOBODY hurts My ship_
"surrender You Puny Man" He commanded Me. Mad as Hell but at the moment weaponless, I grasped the bota and rotated it into line and squeezed, muscles contracting and Veins standing out as My years of training took over. With ear wrenching Pop the cork blasted out and struck the brute between the eyesPTWANG!_..dropping Him like a sack a suls, dead as Port Kar paga slut's heart_..
Looking at where the second Kur was standing I leapt out Of My chair and Brought My full weight Down on that Loose floor Plank that Nyx had been bugging Me about for weeks to fix_.as I had Planned the board sprang Loose from the floor and slammed up into the groin of the rancid despoiler of Fair Torvaldsland.SPLUT! With a sickening lurch he mewled in pain and sank to the floor looking sorta like a Kassar after to much kalana _..
Quickly regaining My feet I leapt to the top of the table and dashed the length of the Hall in a heart beat, telling the other Kurrii to run while they had the chance. Reaching the end of the Table I leapt towards them, executing a perfect 2 1/2 reverse somersault, (in the Lay out position of course), tossing in a full twist just to show it could be done_. Awed by My incredible athletic dexterity, or perhaps cause they didn't speak Gorean, they stood slack jawed and flat footed_. Alighting with a grace just short of Godliness I stomped down on a big toe to gain the Kur's attention and then gave him the old one two combination to the bread basket to soften Him upThwap Thwap!_.then I head faked Him with the bota and the fool went for it_. A big Left Hook caught Him NappingKAPLOW! and It was Lights out Bonzo!!!
The last Kurri was hoofing for the High lands by this time. Not in the mood to chase Him I fished out a double weight Gold Tarn disk_.and not one of those shaved and hollowed out ones from the Lair, but a good solid Turian DWG approved By Lady Nyx. Stripping off My eye patch I dropped the Gold piece into it and spun it over My head Like a sling _..then Let Fly__Like Thors Hammer it Flew_.straight and True and caught that Kur as he was scaling the cliff to get awayKACHING!_.now I won't say the fall killed Him but the sudden stop at the bottom
sure
as
hell
ruined His day_
