Subject: Y-to-K Date Change Project Status
Dear Sir,
My staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
We have gone through every line of code in every program in every one of your systems.
We have analysed all databases, all data files, including backups and
historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are
proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission,
and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to
reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
October, November, December
As well as: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak,
Saturdak
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest,
none of this Y to K problem has made any sense to me.
But I understand it is a global problem,
and my team is glad to help in any way possible.
And what does the year 2000 have to do with it?
Speaking of which, what do you think
we ought to do next year when the two
digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?
I'll await your direction.
Sincerely,
Dr. M Smith
MS/HS
