Rode into the village, my goal to rape and pillage;

My sword touched everyone I’d say;

Well I thought the town was won, but in the end I was undone

By Xena and that blondie Gabrielle.

Chorus:

It was Xena and that Blondie Gabrielle (1^st time) Oh no! I’m not feeling very well (2d time) Oh no! My nose is gonna swell (3d time) Oh say, can you all hear that bell?? (4^th time) My sword and one army up for sale! I’ve been lookin’ all around, cause my teeth are on the ground Darn that Xena and that blondie Gabrielle!

Xena flipped, I heard whoosch, Gabby knocked me on my toosh;

I saw nothin’ but leather, wood, and steel;

I just wanted to run, but they was havin’ too much fun Darn that Xena and that blondie Gabrielle!

She was the warrior princess, she pinches and I flinches My will had somehow flown away;

My eye is mighty tender, guess I’m just the wrong gender;

Darn that Xena and that blondie Gabrielle!

Now all you warlord boys, take heed to my story Better learn this lesson from me;

Thouhgt my win was assured, now my vision is all blurred Darn that Xena and that blondie Gabrielle!

Chorus

Darn that Xena and that blondie Gabrielle!

©Cheryl Dalton and Mindy Dotson 1999

There’s gonna be a meetin’ of our fan club in the back booth Of good ole Meg’s Palace Bar and Grille We’ll be cussin’ and discussin’ all the things that are a buggin’ us Censors and if the girls will grab a feel.

Our financial secretary won’t have any call to worry

We ain’t got a dime in our treasury till

When we have our annual meeting of our fan club in the back booth

Of good ole Meg’s Palace Bar and Grille

Oh the dress will be informal, now, listen as I sing

Bring along your Gabby staff or your round killing thing

We will give away door prizes, you might win yourself a door

Don’t miss this cheap old fashioned thrill

When we have our annual meeting of our fan club in the back booth

Of good ole Meg’s Palace Bar and Grille

When we have our annual meeting of our fan club in the back booth

Of good ole Meg’s Palace Bar and Grille

When we have our annual meeting of our fan club in the back booth

Of good ole Meg’s Palace Bar and Grille

© Cheryl Dalton (lyrics only)