Tribal Linguistic Theosauras
for Mortal Swear Words
Corde’s Instant Insult Device (patent pending)
Instructions: Take one item from the first list, combine it with as many as you like from the second list, and top it off with one from the third list.
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Mother |
Father |
Brother |
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Sister |
Son |
Daughter |
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Aunt |
Uncle |
Cousin |
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Roommate |
Hairdresser |
Houskeeper |
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Significant other |
Mother-in-law |
Father-in-law |
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Brother-in-law |
Sister-in-law |
Second cousin twice removed |
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Motherless |
Braindead |
Incontinent |
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Paraplegic |
Quadraplegic |
Brainless |
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Gutless |
Hopeless |
Braless |
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Arachnaphobic |
Claustrophobic |
Hirsuit |
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Guilt-ridden |
Flea-bitten |
Disease-ridden |
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STD-infected |
Dry-skinned |
Homophobic |
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Goat |
Moose |
Nun |
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Math book |
Monkey |
Koala |
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Trout |
Sheep |
Duck |
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Bison |
Vampire |
Slinky |
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Blanket goldfish |
Marine |
Lawyer |
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Banana |
Sugar cube |
Blowup doll |
"Son of a claustrophobic banana"
"Cousin of an incontinent bison"
These insults are garunteed to impress your friends and piss off your enemies. Enjoy!
