alium

n, Latin for "garlic"

antidisestablishmentarianism

n, who knows, and who cares? It's a great word

Arachnophobic

CT adj, afraid of spiders

bagel

n, yummy round type of bread which seems to be the only thing Corde can actually make

Banana

CT n, a fruit

band camp

n, a dangerous place where flutes may be stuck in inappropriate orifices

barrista

n, Saran

Bison

CT n, smelly, hairy beast with little or no brain

bitchy

adj, being in a bad mood and/or spreading a bad mood to others

Blanket

CT n, large piece of cloth used to keep warm

Blowup doll

CT n, a plastic doll made to be inflated, a poor substitute for a date

Braindead

CT adj, see Brainless

Brainless

CT adj, having no brain

Braless

CT adj, having no bra

chakramed

kicked; she just chakramed me badly."

Claustrophobic

CT adj, afraid of enclosed spaces

coolola

adj, interjection, more than cool, cool to a greater degree

crabby

adj, see bitchy

cranky

adj, see bitchy

disagreeable

adj, see bitchy

Disease-ridden

CT adj, multiply infected

Dry-skinned

CT adj, having no lotion

Duck

CT n, winged biped

enforcer

certain bad-ass Amazon

erg

uncertain reply

feeb

n, one who is feeble, an insult

Flea-bitten

CT n, bitten by fleas

frappe

n, a drink made by Saran, not made by Corde

gabfabulous

adj, compliment, "like Gabrielle"

geez

Interjection, an all-purpose oath; an expression of disbelief

Goat

CT n, hairy quadruped

Goldfish

CT n, scaly noloped, see Trout

gravy

n, adj, all purpose answer to any question, used by Lucy Lawless

grumpy

adj, see bitchy

Guilt-ridden

CT adj, feeling guilt for having done something awful

Gutless

CT adj, having no guts

Hirsute

CT adj, hairy

Homophobic

CT adj, afraid of home

Hopeless

CT adj, having no hope

hrm

See erg

incompetent

adj, stupid

Incontinent

CT adj, not on the correct continent

java

n, coffee, also not made by Corde

jeez

see geez

kife

V, to take or borrow, sometimes steal

Koala

CT n, furry quadruped, native to Australia

lamb

n, young sheep, also Corde

Lawyer

CT n, the most vile and heartless beast imaginable, see Vampire

lub

term of endearment, used instead of "love" in some cases

Marine

CT n, aquatic animal

Math book

CT n, too horrifying to define

mkay, erg, hrm

see erg

Monkey

CT n, furry quadruped which climbs in trees, much like Amazons

Moose

CT n, large antlered quadruped which comes when called

moose-call

"Here moosie moosie moosie! Want some chocolate?"

Motherless

CT adj, having no mother

Nun

CT n, sorta like a Hestian Virgin…

ornery

adj, see bitchy

Paraplegic

CT adj, not able to use two limbs

plethora

n, lots

Quadriplegic

CT adj, not able to use four limbs

redundant

Certamen competition, which will haunt her for the rest of her days

Sheep

CT n, old lamb, not Corde

sheesh

Interjection, used to relay disgust or irritation, real or otherwise

Slinky

CT n, it goes down stairs, it comes in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog… no wait, that's log… okay, a slinky is like that, only slinkier

smooches

another term of endearment, used at the end of email, analogous to XOXOXO

snarky

adj, irritable or snippish, bitchy to a lesser degree

STD-infected

CT adj, infected by STDs

Sugar cube

CT n, cube of sugar

superfluous

"redundant" in Certamen competition

sweetie pie

n, wuss, one who is or has qualities of a wuss

Trout

CT n, a fish

twanda

cry of triumph, specifically a certain newbie

Vampire

CT n, one who sucks blood

yikes

Interjection, used in shock or surprise