Keiths Brand New Cuddles!!!

Ouch. Chuck is a typical case we have rushed into the Cuddle Hospus. He's just a normal chupacabra who got stuck in a wood chipper. Uh oh, next time maybe he wont fall asleep in trees with branches over power lines! When Charlie is in full health he likes fine dining, a good seafood buffet here, a nice sushi/kareoke bar there! Goats are his natural favorites but he also likes a good hearty soup and is a sucker for a blueberry & cream cheese bagel. Kiwi Breeze punch is his drink. Box #4143

It's a wish dragon! After his stroke, German national, Falcor hasnt been able to get around as well as he used to. Although he still needs someone to clean up after him, he no longer needs to be spoon-fed pudding all the time. Falcor still has a slur in his voice and has trouble remembering all of the Spice Girls. He tends to get Mel C. and Mel B. mixed up when they come over although Jäson thinks hes just acting that way for attention. A "Neverending story" to tell is a must. Box #6438

everyone, meet Robert. "Rob" is what the CBs consider to be the typical prototype breed of Cuddle. Canadian, practicing drunk, and hockey aficionado, Rob is currently unemployed. previously working for the CBs themselves, Rob couldn't cope with the hectic monday morning schedule of answering the phones and making a fresh pot or two of java - being mega-hungover and all. hence, Keith gave him the "axe." if your step-dad drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon, mom serves corn nuts, and the TV picks up Maple Leaf games, you were made for Robert! box #522

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