In the beginning, THE Enemy had no face. Recently on a field trip to Scottland Yard, CuddleBreeders came across some very sensitive material. Rarely does THE Enemy make a fatal blunder, but being human (75%. the other 25% is animatronic) he slipped. And we caught him on this. THE Enemy = Scotty Weinhardt.

Using the most high-tech surveillance equiptment such as the lethal Yak Bak 2, disappearing ink, and brand new Viewfinder, we got this picture of Scotty in June 2000. Disguised as a bush (Gavin Rosdale) Keith managed to get close enough to get this rare photo.

Scotty Weinhardt, IF that's his real name, is a man of many disguises and aliases. From chippendale dancer to a bagpiper, he's everywhere and everyone. Does this man rest? answer: No, he doesn't

If you thought the events of 9/11 were horrible; would you throw up if you knew Scotty was in cahoots with THE TALIBAN? Scotty, once again, this time wearing a Janis Joplin disguise. Discovered at a recent Osama Bin Laden Pep Rally (go state beat tech!). It was a cloudy day but the CB Spy Satellite was sharp enough to catch this.

Keep your eye on this guy. We know we will be, and we'll keep you posted. For now, don't let him anywhere near your airplane, don't ask him how he spends his TGIF, and WHATEVER YOU DO don't feed him after midnight.

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