Behold the power of ellen. since the CBs have limited space for the newsletter, they have decided to post, in full and totally un-abridged fashion, the complete ellen sabo memoirs. enjoy.and if you like what you read, or have an idea you'd like ellen to expand upon, email her: crazybrains8@hotmail.com
Greetings from Edmonton!! Sept. 16, 200
Hello! I had one of the best days of my life today! So I thought I would
write you and tell you about it! The onlt reason I remembered the date is
because it was keith's birthday yesterday. And I wasn't invited to his
part-eeee. I got up rather early for a saturday morning, after dreaming all
night about bowling and buying tiny little pieces of fudge that costed $20
and it took the chick like an hour to serve it but tasted just heavenly. I
mowed my neighbours' lawn because they went to Germany. They have a lot of
scratchy trees that I ran into, but I didn't cry. Then I went home and
showered before i would get all stinky and sweaty playing tennis. ????.
Tennis was great, even though I never had actually played before, I made
sure and read about it in the encyclopedia. Which reminds me, i was going
to read about Canadian geese when I got home. because afterwards I went for
a jog around the lake, and came upon a great flock of them. It was soooooo
beautiful. there must have been 200. I went past peacefully, but then the
temptation overcame me and i went back and scared them all. heehee then I
got scared because they stood up kinda and flapped their wings funny, it was
incredibly intimidating, but then this old lady came by and reassured me
they were just stretching thier wings and was talking to me for like 20
minutes all about how to tell the differences between a male and a female
and how they mate for life. I think humnans should be more like geese.
Some friedns were rollerblading by with a dog, and geese don't liek dogs, I
do kinda though. i read once about how when one goose gets tired another
will drop behind and stay with it or help it to catch up. The reason they
fly in a V formation is so they can work as a team using the lift each bird
creates. I asked her why they were called canadian geese, and she was
saying about how they are hardy birds and so tuff, and plus how they are so
kind, I assumed they are called that because that's how canadians are!! Oh
crap i got off track. Anyways, after that i had to go work a barbecue for
my basketball team. I got to dress up in our tiger mascot and go around and
hug little kids. But some of them were scared of me and that made me sad.
I also played tricks on them like holding out my hand for a high-five and
then I pulled it away. It was sooooo gross though. I have never sweat so
much in my life, and it smelled TERRIBLE in there!!! I got lots of honks
too, woo woo!! And then I came out and ate too many burgers and pops. I
felt like Forrest Gump, when he drank too many Dr Peppers, because they were
free. then I went home and showered. AGAIN. No wait, before i showered I
went out to a field and picked up straw bales. It was good because straw
bales are not as heavy as hay bales. And i took them to my neighbour's
house, who have 2 little goats names Bjorn and Borg. But the chick calls
them fifi and cocoa. I think they should be Winston and Eugene. And then I
went over to Tennille's, who has been my friend since we were 5 and we have
a secret fort in the woods. She named her fish winston and eugene for me
once. My mom made me come home, and I've got a sty in my eye. Another guy
over at tennille's had a sty. hahaha. Oh yeah, Michael pamer was my
inspiration. Last night i went through a maze in a corn field. I'm sorry
if this was long, Keith and Jason. this isn't newsletter or website
material. This is like my journal. I don't know if anyone would appreciate
this. maybee just the part with Bjorn. I have a secret desire to becmome a
professioanl tennis player. My friend told me i was good and I could
definately beat his brother. hey Keith, I bet you that the canadian guy
will win the men's triathalon, he's pretty cool, he loves his mother, and i
don't think he smokes pot or takes steroids. Definately a winner. But the
american fastball team will win. The ladies that is. the only bad thing
that happened to me was, when i came on my computer it siad beeristhecoolest
was online, so I Im-ed him, but then he left. I wanted to cry, but then I
called him a jerk and I felt kinda bad. becuase deep down inside he loves
the cuddlebreeders. hay hay hay, straw is cheap but grass is free. Love,
Ellen
P.S. why did God only make one Yogi bear??? because when he tried to make
another he made a Boo boo instead.
What's the difference between onions and bagpipes??? No one cries when you
cut up the bagpipes. that is my dad's joke. I thought of it today when we
had to cut up onions for the burgers. My dad also has a song about onions,
and a garden hose. A couple days ago i saw him walking around with a
grocery bag on his head. bye
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