C.B. Concert 2000
In order to raise funds for CuddleBreeders International Keith and Jäson came up with the idea for a benefit concert. The "Cuddle-Dont Smoke Crack (or at least dont hurt animals when you do) Tour" has been kicked off. Be sure to check out the amazing talent and dance like they do on "Teen Wolf". Lets get madness, super madness...
The Jackson Five kicked things off with a "rousing" rendition of "Rockin Robin". Micheal "pulled off" his moves flawlessly, but the act lacked the magic of Tito and Jermaine who were injured during rehersal by flying pairs of panties. Hopefully Tito wont loose his eye and Jermaine just has a nice shiner. Micheal also took the time to talk about his favorite cuddle, his monkey Bubbles. Bubbles took the stage to a standing ovation displayed his patented moonwalk with Micheal.
Next Public Enemy got the crowd moving. Opening with "Fight The Power" they decided to make it into an authority-killing ballad streching the song out for 20 minutes. They shoulda checked the clock around their necks...Flava Flav was suspended by chords above the crowd wearing his white tux and batman sunglasses. Chuck D showed us all how to beat down a cop on a horse without injuring the horse itself! Thanx Chuck!
The main act was Boy George minus Culture Club. Opening with the song "I'll Tumble For You" George gave all. He hasnt been this fine sober yet! Then it all hit the fan. George poured his heart and soul into "Karma Chameleon", and the crowd went nuts. Riots erupted. George didnt know what to do so he left the stage. We werent sure what to do to calm them down so Jäson decided it best to send Micheal Bolton out with "When a Man Loves a Woman". Micheal refused. Further fueling the crowds rage. After the toll ended up being: 16 rapes, 257 arrests, 3 deaths, and one pissed off Boy George.