FHM interview with Jordan |
Is
Jordan your real name?
No, it's Katie Price. I changed it when someone dropped
out of a Page Three shoot. I got a call asking if I could
do it; I said yes, but they told me I'd have to change
my name. I couldn't think of anything and they suggested
Jordan, I liked it and it stuck. My friends and family
still call me Katie.
Back to the beginning, now: were you a naughty schoolgirl
when you were young?
I was a real rebel. I remember once when I got the school
bus, we had a new driver who didn't know the way. He asked
if anyone could direct him, and I said yes. I took him
on a grand tour of Brighton. I got expelled for that one.
Were you a rebel at home as well?
Yep. When I was 15, all the kids in school got those little
motorbikes and I wanted one really badly. My mum refused
point blank, but I saved up my money and bought one anyway.
She was furious, but I still rode it to school every day.
Can you remember your first schoolgirl crush?
I didn't fancy any of my teachers, if that's what you
mean. But I remember fancying this boy who had really
long blonde hair - all the girls fancied him, ad so did
I. But nothing came of it.
He's probably kicking himself now. Presumably young
men fight over you all the time these days...
Two did once - I didn't even know them. I was at this
nightclub when a guy started talking to me, then this
other group of men came over. They all started arguing
and a big punch-up broke out. It's pathetic. I can't be
bothered with all that. Honestly, all I want is a gentleman.
I'm sick to bloody death of bastards.
You're dating a Gladiator, Ace, at the moment. He's
got a strange name, just like you!
Yeah! Warren is his real name. We're engaged in fact.
They even did us in Hello!
Bodybuilders have huge appetites. How much does Ace
eat for breakfast?
I can out-eat him any time! Fry-ups, chocolate, anything!
That's why Warren is trying to get me down to the gym.
I think I must have a super-fast metabolism.
Bodybuilders also tend to favour the hideous jogging
bottom. What's the silliest item in Ace's wardrobe?
An elephant posing pouch but I bought that for him, so
I'm responsible for his fashion crimes.
Would you appreciate comedy underwear as a present
from a fella?
Not really. I have loasds of underwear, but only wear
the bras because I never wear knickers. But I am happy
to recieve any items of jewellery. I love sports cars
and I want a Mercedes or an MG, although I've always ridden
horses. I've got one now called DJ. I do the lot: mucking
out, everything.
Do you like a big drink ?
Well, I went into town to meet up with this boy and ended
up so drunk I had my head stuck down a toilet. I got myself
in a shameful state. I can handle my drink now, though.
I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not
obnoxious rude.
You're from Brighton - home to thousands of contemptable
street performers. Which type irritates you most: the
juggler, the mime "artist" or the hilarious silver statue
man?
I hate them all. they are for too many crusties on Brighton.
I think they all go there because they think it's a nice
seaside resort, but they make it horrible!! I'm renting
out the house I own and moving to Essex because of that
lot.
One last question. Would you snap up the chance to
replace Ginger Spice if you were offered it?
No way. I'd never be someone's stand in.
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