Well, here I am. 13 and still single. Hey, I'm a flirt. I flirt so hard even I think I'm too easy. Sigh. Well, as I right this I nam watching the Simpsons--you know the episode where Someone shot Mister Burns? The Funny part was when Homer founds out his name wasn't on the card and said "Kids, go outside for a moment" *Bart and Lisa Go Outside"
Homer: Fu--
*Evil Music Playing*
That had me laughing so hard.
I guess guys aren't attracted to girls who wear moehawks when they get the chance, watch The Simpsons, Daria, Family Guy and anything on Comedy Central, lip sync to Linkin Park, and swear. But, if you think you qualify...I'm single and ready to mingle...then again, if you're a 40-year old nerd loser that lives with his mom, don't e-mail me. Freak. Anyway, I've been trying to flirt hard with this one guy who I think has a great personality (I won't say his name) but he's blind or something because HE DOESN'T KNOW. I'm serious. This guy is a rock. But he makes me laugh.
Later,
Jane