The Insanity

Jokes

Limericks

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

There once was a man from Bombay
Who fashioned a cunt outta clay
The heat from his prick
Turned it to brick
And scoured his foreskin away.

There once was a man from Bel Air
Who was doing this girl on the stair
When the bannister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair.

There once was a man from Madras
Whose balls were constructed of brass
When jangled together
They played stormy weather
And lightning shot out of his ass.

There once was a man named Kent
Whose dick was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble
He stuck it in double
But instead of coming, he went.

There once was a young boy named Perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said "Perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Yer gherkin's fer ferkin not jerkin."

Dirty Poems and Nursery Rhymes

There once was a girl named Suzy Brown
Who thought nobody could lay her down
Over the hill came pissball pete
With forty feet of swinging meat
He took Suzy Brown in the long green grass
Stuck his dick right up her ass
Suzy Brown let go a fart
Blew his balls forty feet apart
Over the hill came pissball pete
With forty feet of shredded meat.

Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I blew my goo
And I left the bitch in the parkin lot.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean,
So Jack ignored her flabby tits
And licked her asshole clean.