offending moms since the year my cognitive thinking skills developed


****if you cannot handle negativity, if you have faith in the human race, despise satire, complain about complainers, are prone to suicidal inclinations then this site is...

TOTALLY DESIGNED FOR YOU!

there's a comic. and on 10/8/04 i added a new segment devoted to the covert ops involved in drug-doing.



- pregnancy in five easy steps
- a must-read guide for those who wish to be hip
- are you lonely? try an eating disorder
- a successful anti drug commercial
- how being in love costs you too much money
- i hate you, here's why
- the world's population & my plan to fix it
- fallacies spread via media unearthed
- a discussion about problems complementary to the very neglected advice column
- good reasons as to why you should avoid procreation & adopt
NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good places to hide your drugs

- easy-use buddy icons
- ingenious away messages
- do you have an obsessive-compulsive disorder? find out now!!
- failed news headlines
- the advice no one ever asks for, but ought to
- personal photography
- my wisdom teeth
NEW! - a lamely animated comic(s) section

- vin diesel [to be revised]
- film: american psycho 2
- christina aguilera cellphone faceplate
- film: troll 2

- my dog, smiley
- links to my favorite websites

- the antithesis of construction paper

- flyer for the upcoming apocalypse [ideal for soccer moms]





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