PoOp

SHOYRUDREAMS: Hello, I'm taking a survey, would you like to participate?
SfTbALLceLLa713: a/s/l 1st
SfTbALLceLLa713: then ill tell u yes or no
SHOYRUDREAMS: Why does it matter, are you racist against white people?
SfTbALLceLLa713: no im white
SHOYRUDREAMS: Ok, then would you like to participate?
SfTbALLceLLa713: fine
SHOYRUDREAMS: OK, here's the question:
SHOYRUDREAMS: Do you like to poop in the dark?
SfTbALLceLLa713: no
SHOYRUDREAMS: Do you like to poop in the light?
SfTbALLceLLa713: no
SHOYRUDREAMS: how do you like to poop, sir?
SfTbALLceLLa713: im not a sir
SHOYRUDREAMS: How do you like to poop, frank?
SfTbALLceLLa713: not frank
SHOYRUDREAMS: Did you order some beans?
SfTbALLceLLa713: huh?
SHOYRUDREAMS: What?
SHOYRUDREAMS: Do you have stretch marks on your bum?
SfTbALLceLLa713: no
SfTbALLceLLa713: who is this
SHOYRUDREAMS: Why not?
SHOYRUDREAMS: Please, mister, do it for the children!
SfTbALLceLLa713: wat?
SfTbALLceLLa713: who is this?
SHOYRUDREAMS: Who is who?
SHOYRUDREAMS: yesterday you told me that you liked corn.
SHOYRUDREAMS: Now I'm gonna send you to the cornfield.
SHOYRUDREAMS: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
SfTbALLceLLa713: who is this???????
SHOYRUDREAMS: Who?
SfTbALLceLLa713: who r u?
SHOYRUDREAMS: Who is THIS?
SHOYRUDREAMS: You tell ME :)
SfTbALLceLLa713: i dunno
SHOYRUDREAMS: theres your answer.
SfTbALLceLLa713: wat?
SfTbALLceLLa713: im confzued :(
SHOYRUDREAMS: Do you think poop would taste like chocolate icecream on a ice cream cone?
SHOYRUDREAMS: I think so.
SfTbALLceLLa713: ewww gross
SfTbALLceLLa713: what is ur name?
SHOYRUDREAMS: Who?
SfTbALLceLLa713: u
SHOYRUDREAMS: What?
SfTbALLceLLa713: what is ur name?
SHOYRUDREAMS: Who?
SHOYRUDREAMS: You know what sucks?
SHOYRUDREAMS: A vacuum.
SfTbALLceLLa713: really
SHOYRUDREAMS: No, yo momma
SHOYRUDREAMS: By the way, mom wants you.
SHOYRUDREAMS: She says your in trouble.
SHOYRUDREAMS: She says come down stairs.
SfTbALLceLLa713: who says im upstairs
SHOYRUDREAMS: Mom :p
SfTbALLceLLa713: aight
SfTbALLceLLa713: a/s/l?
SHOYRUDREAMS: So come downstairs. Your in trouble.
SfTbALLceLLa713: no
SHOYRUDREAMS: Ok, shes gonna whip you.
SHOYRUDREAMS: You're not gonna be able to sit down for a week, she says.
SfTbALLceLLa713: aight then
SHOYRUDREAMS: So come pay your debt.
SfTbALLceLLa713: who r u?
SHOYRUDREAMS: Your sibling
SHOYRUDREAMS: Whom you love very much.
SHOYRUDREAMS: But I hate you.
SfTbALLceLLa713: who?
shOy ru d r eams: Who?
SfTbALLceLLa713: who
shOy ru d r eams: What?
SfTbALLceLLa713: im very confuzed
shOy ru d r eams: Yes you are.
SfTbALLceLLa713: yes i am
shOy ru d r eams: Be gone!
SfTbALLceLLa713: ok bye