Pizza Dude.

SHOYRUDREAMS: Have you seduced a pizza guy before? :-\
Watahckychic07: one
Watahckychic07: y
SHOYRUDREAMS: Oh, because he's stalking you.
Watahckychic07: right
Watahckychic07: sure wutever u say
SHOYRUDREAMS: What? What right what?
Watahckychic07: huh?
Watahckychic07: who is this?
SHOYRUDREAMS: You don't remember me?
Watahckychic07: um...........no sorry i don't
SHOYRUDREAMS: I'm the pizza guy.
Watahckychic07: sure u are
SHOYRUDREAMS: Ill prove it.
SHOYRUDREAMS: I can see you.
Watahckychic07: ok u do that then
SHOYRUDREAMS: You're sitting on a computer :-)
SHOYRUDREAMS: Do what?
Watahckychic07: i'm not sitting on my computer, i'm sitting @ my computer
SHOYRUDREAMS: No, you're sitting with your computer.
Watahckychic07: o really
SHOYRUDREAMS: Or are you sitting beside your compuer?
SHOYRUDREAMS: across?
Watahckychic07: wut am i wearing then
SHOYRUDREAMS: Clothes :p
Watahckychic07: no duh
SHOYRUDREAMS: Am I scaring you yet?
SHOYRUDREAMS: Boooo
Watahckychic07: nope
SHOYRUDREAMS: I can hear the chill in your voice.
Watahckychic07: o ya
SHOYRUDREAMS: Yes, dear 5ft something.... little boy...
Watahckychic07: if u can see me then how r u typing
SHOYRUDREAMS: I have a laptop :-)
Watahckychic07: so do i
SHOYRUDREAMS: So?
SHOYRUDREAMS: Why don't you shave your armpits, little boy?
Watahckychic07: little boy?
SHOYRUDREAMS: Well, come answer your door, cause I have that stuff you ordered,
SHOYRUDREAMS: you need it.
Watahckychic07: i'm a gurl
SHOYRUDREAMS: Oh, I'm, sorry, you look like a boy.
SHOYRUDREAMS: The male of the human species. The opposite of a female.
Watahckychic07: oh ur funny
SHOYRUDREAMS: So please come pay for your ointment.
Watahckychic07: um no ill pass
SHOYRUDREAMS: Pass what?
SHOYRUDREAMS: Pass gas?
Watahckychic07: nope sorry
SHOYRUDREAMS: You feeling gassy?
SHOYRUDREAMS: I have some x-lax out here also.
Watahckychic07: no r u
SHOYRUDREAMS: Come pay.
SHOYRUDREAMS: PAY!!
Watahckychic07: sure wutever u say
SHOYRUDREAMS: I have a bazooka.
Watahckychic07: good 4 u
SHOYRUDREAMS: Yea :-) but not for you.
SHOYRUDREAMS: Come pay.
Watahckychic07: um no
SHOYRUDREAMS: I think you will.
Watahckychic07: i don't think so
SHOYRUDREAMS: Get off your bum, and answer the door, or I'll be forced to knock.
Watahckychic07: u do that then
SHOYRUDREAMS: Do what?
Watahckychic07: knock
Watahckychic07: ?
Watahckychic07: ur gay
SHOYRUDREAMS: Yeth I am :-)
Watahckychic07: lol
SHOYRUDREAMS: thats why I wanted you.
SHOYRUDREAMS: I thought you was a boy.
Watahckychic07: well sorry ima gurl
Watahckychic07: um im gunna go
Watahckychic07: bye
SHOYRUDREAMS: :p
Watahckychic07: :P
Watahckychic07: ok....um...bye now
SHOYRUDREAMS: I thought you were leaving, deary?
SHOYRUDREAMS: :-) you're still signed on.
Watahckychic07: yup SHOYRUDREAMS: I think you're scared :-)
Watahckychic07: nope sorry i'm not scared
SHOYRUDREAMS: I thought you were signing off, little boy?
Watahckychic07: im not a little boy
Watahckychic07: bye
SHOYRUDREAMS: Are you signing off?
Watahckychic07: no
SHOYRUDREAMS: You ahven't signed off
Watahckychic07: bye
SHOYRUDREAMS: But you keep telling me "bye"!
SHOYRUDREAMS: I am offended.
SHOYRUDREAMS: I don't take hints easily.
Watahckychic07: i keep on saying bye so u'll leave me alone
Watahckychic07: bye
SHOYRUDREAMS: Thats not what they're saying on the weather channel.
Watahckychic07: huh?
SHOYRUDREAMS: I didn't studda' fo0
Watahckychic07: wut r u talkin about
Watahckychic07: hey hold on the pizzas here
SHOYRUDREAMS: What?
SHOYRUDREAMS: Oh... I'm hiding in the sand.
Watahckychic07: brb
SHOYRUDREAMS: So you wont see me when you open the door.
Watahckychic07: the sand?
Watahckychic07: um no
Watahckychic07: i have to answer the door
Watahckychic07: brb
SHOYRUDREAMS: I thought you were getting off the computer to greet the pizza guy.
SHOYRUDREAMS: You aren't moving.
SHOYRUDREAMS: You're just sitting there.
Watahckychic07: no just to get the pizza
Watahckychic07: brb
SHOYRUDREAMS: Lol, you aren't moving.
SHOYRUDREAMS: He can't wait this long!
Watahckychic07: k
Watahckychic07: im back
Watahckychic07: he?
Watahckychic07: whos he?
Watahckychic07: the pizza guy?
SHOYRUDREAMS: Yea
Watahckychic07: i just got the pizza he left
SHOYRUDREAMS: no, your momma
Watahckychic07: huh?
Watahckychic07: my, mamma wut?
Watahckychic07: bye
SHOYRUDREAMS: You're momma's a he.
Watahckychic07: um noo
Watahckychic07: bye
Watahckychic07: leave me alone plz
SHOYRUDREAMS: NO thanks :-)
SHOYRUDREAMS: Your grandma
Watahckychic07: go bother sum1 else
SHOYRUDREAMS: Like who?
SHOYRUDREAMS: Yo daddy?