Grandma Patty?

Sho Yrud R Eams: Is this Grandma Patty?
CoolDudeKL12: lol...nope
Sho Yrud R Eams: Haha, you're such a kidder Grandma.
CoolDudeKL12: lol
Sho Yrud R Eams: Anyway, Lewis just got hit by a car
Sho Yrud R Eams: we need you to come over here.
CoolDudeKL12: lol I'm not grandmama:)
Sho Yrud R Eams: He's screaming on the ground-- "GRANDMA PATTY!! I WANT GRANDMA!!" and he;s gargling blood.
CoolDudeKL12: lol who is this?
Sho Yrud R Eams: This is your grandson
Sho Yrud R Eams: Please come over
Sho Yrud R Eams: I can come pick you up.
CoolDudeKL12: Fine come to Chicago:)
Sho Yrud R Eams: Grandma Patty, if you didn't take your medication this morning, you know what my dad's going to do.
Sho Yrud R Eams: Remember last time?
Sho Yrud R Eams: He gave you da b00t
CoolDudeKL12: lol
Sho Yrud R Eams: You want another taste of his b00t, grandma?
Sho Yrud R Eams: I'm sorry that I have to scare you like this.
CoolDudeKL12: Ok tell me who this really is
Sho Yrud R Eams: this is your grandson.
Sho Yrud R Eams: Okay daddy's coming over wiht his belt :( all because you wouldnt co-opperate.
CoolDudeKL12: lol:)
Sho Yrud R Eams: I'm sorry you have to be beaten like this grandma :( CoolDudeKL12: LOL:)
Sho Yrud R Eams: *sigh* he's gonna whoop you harder than he ever has before because you're laughing.
CoolDudeKL12: haha:)
Sho Yrud R Eams: He's getting in the car now. Remember, your house is only 4 blocks away.
CoolDudeKL12: no ist not
Sho Yrud R Eams: You'll wish it wasn't, Grandma.
Sho Yrud R Eams: These are the prices you have to pay.
Sho Yrud R Eams: If you just wouldn't have taken a ride in the dryer, you wouldnt be like this!
CoolDudeKL12: lol
CoolDudeKL12: Ok so....
CoolDudeKL12: U are? Don't say grandson
Sho Yrud R Eams: Grandma... shut up.
(((I give him warning and block him))