Help Me.

shOy ru d r eams: Are you lonely, little boy?
pattybob2002: im not a boy!
shOy ru d r eams: You're not? OH MY GOSH, IM SO STUPID!!
shOy ru d r eams: STUPID STUPID STUPID!
shOy ru d r eams: ARGH!
shOy ru d r eams: I HATE MYSELF!!
pattybob2002: thats nice
shOy ru d r eams: :(
pattybob2002: r u a gurl?
shOy ru d r eams: Whats a "gurl">
shOy ru d r eams: what does "ru" stand for?
shOy ru d r eams: Please tell me!
pattybob2002: girl!!
shOy ru d r eams: Oh!
shOy ru d r eams: Whats "ru"?
shOy ru d r eams: Please!
shOy ru d r eams: Are you busy?
shOy ru d r eams: because if you are, I might leave you alone.
pattybob2002: idk
shOy ru d r eams: what?
shOy ru d r eams: You're the nicest person I've ever met.
pattybob2002: r u a girl?
shoyrudReAMS: what is "ru"?
shoyrudReAMS: oh, its "rua"
pattybob2002: i dont kno!
shoyrudReAMS: Then why do you type it?
shoyrudReAMS: This instant messenger is hard to use!
pattybob2002: where did i type it?
shoyrudReAMS: up there.
shoyrudReAMS: Ahh! Sorry, I'm so new! I have a headache!
shoyrudReAMS: My mom calls me turtle.
shoyrudReAMS: *twitch*
pattybob2002: k
shoyrudReAMS: Muaha.
shoyrudReAMS: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
shoyrudReAMS: ILL STAB YOU WITH A PEN!!
shoyrudReAMS: FREE TATOO!!
shoyrudReAMS: Wha?
shoyrudReAMS: What happened?
shoyrudReAMS: whats that mean?
pattybob2002: i warned u
shoyrudReAMS: Someone warned me.
shoyrudReAMS: You did?
shoyrudReAMS: Oh my gosh!
pattybob2002: me!!!!!
shoyrudReAMS: I thought you were nice!
pattybob2002: ur annoying
shoyrudReAMS: :-(
pattybob2002: :P
shoyrudReAMS: You're the nicest person I've ever met! Well, until now.
shoyrudReAMS: NOW YOU'LL PAY!!
shoyrudReAMS: BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
shoyrudReAMS: Now I'm gonna go punish myself.