Itchy itchy....

Sho Yrud R Eams: Hey!! Remember me? I'm from 2nd grade!!
Sho Yrud R Eams: I moved :-(
shinnstar34: no
shinnstar34: who is this?
Sho Yrud R Eams: Oh, its brittany!
Sho Yrud R Eams: Remember?!
shinnstar34: brittany who?
Sho Yrud R Eams: Brittany Hilton!
shinnstar34: what school did u go to?
Sho Yrud R Eams: Argh!! Whats the name? I've been trying to figure it out for days!! I can't seem to recall!!
Sho Yrud R Eams: I only went for one year, but I remember you were my best friend
shinnstar34: i don't remember u
shinnstar34: who was ur teacher?
Sho Yrud R Eams: Mrs... er...
Sho Yrud R Eams: *sigh* the only thing I remember was that I spread lice throughout the class and everyone hated me
shinnstar34: where did u get my name?
Sho Yrud R Eams: A friend of a friend of a friend who goes to your school :p
shinnstar34: what school do i go to?
Sho Yrud R Eams: We were at a party and we were talking about elementary school.
Sho Yrud R Eams: I DONT KNOW!!
Sho Yrud R Eams: I was like, I remember my 2nd grade best friend, Taylor!
shinnstar34: what is my name?
Sho Yrud R Eams: And they're like, "TAYLOR? Do you have instant messenger?" and they gave me your IM :)
Sho Yrud R Eams: But one of the times I remember was that I wore these bright green socks and ran in dog poo with them (i had no shoes) and you helped me clean it off!
Sho Yrud R Eams: Everoyne hated me but you because I had lice :-(
shinnstar34: i don't remember
shinnstar34: what is my name?
Sho Yrud R Eams: Well, I do!
Sho Yrud R Eams: Taylor!
shinnstar34: no!
Sho Yrud R Eams: Yes!
shinnstar34: my name has no taylor or anything close to it
Sho Yrud R Eams: Oops, oh well, I msut have the wrong person. Well, have you ever had lice?
shinnstar34: not that i know of
shinnstar34: where do u live?
Sho Yrud R Eams: Well you might want to check.
Sho Yrud R Eams: I dont klnow ;(
Sho Yrud R Eams: I might have given it to you in 2nd grade.
shinnstar34: my aunt is my hair stylest i don't have lice
Sho Yrud R Eams: Maybe she needs glasses.
shinnstar34: no she doesn't
shinnstar34: i don't have lice
Sho Yrud R Eams: Yes she does.
shinnstar34: and my name is not taylor
Sho Yrud R Eams: Your aunt has lice.
shinnstar34: and you don't know me
shinnstar34: and u don't know my aunt
Sho Yrud R Eams: I know, and I'm ashamed :-(
Sho Yrud R Eams: Your aunt had lice and gave it to you but she's afraid to tell your parents.
Sho Yrud R Eams: She... She... doesn't clean it out.... dear me... it shocks me as much as it shocks you.
(((I get warned here)))
Sho Yrud R Eams: Golly gosh! what was that for?
Sho Yrud R Eams: Arer you racist?
Sho Yrud R Eams: You're racist!!
Sho Yrud R Eams: RACIST AGAINST PEOPLE WITH LICE!!