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"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste." - J.W. Goethe



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Have you ever noticed that more and more philosophies are turning into witty one-line jokes suitable for bumper stickers? No?

Well, me neither.


You'll notice the picture of the burning pagoda above this column. It's from "Princess Mononoke", and I left it up because it's pretty and because, let's face it, I know almost no HTML.

That's a depressing thought.

In other news, I'm planning a short film. It's going to be a serious story with a serious plot, but at least one random object in every scene will be dubbed "Axe" by a cardboard sign, and will injure our heroes. In every scene.

Hopefully it'll be more funny than I'm making it sound.

Maybe if we're all really lucky, someday I'll come up with Something Else to whine about, like my family or the annoying habits of my many, many bosses.

I could that right now, come to think of it. But I think I'll refrain until the script is done. If it ever gets done, that is.


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Let's just not go into the whole GOP/election thing.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer has wriggled its way into my affections. I'm hooked. This is hardly surprising, considering the alternatives; "Smallville" features a love subplot that's been going on for TWO FUCKING YEARS and "Birds of Prey"... well, any show that has a character named "Huntress" is just setting itself up for disappointment, but it's so much worse than you could ever, ever imagine.

New songs to listen to; K's Choice "Virgin State of Mind", Azure Ray "Displaced", Kim Ferron "Nothing But You", Boney M. "Ma Baker", and Bif Naked "Lucky"

Whiners (still) piss me off.

I am not whining. I am spouting angst. There is (still) a difference.

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Due to problems with the sheer size of this page, I have removed them from this site. However, those of you lucky enough to know their URLs can still view them, and most of them can be accessed through the "Hell's Legal Papers" link.

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December 22, 2001


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According to, I am an "artist" - Dominant Introvert Abstract Feeler. Fascinating, huh?

Of course, they were also 80% sure I was female...