This is a gem from the late 90's, when boy bands were big, by LFO. I was never into boy bands; however, they brought up how bad this song was on I Love The 90's on VH1. Random tidbit: I read that Britney Spears' husband used to be a backup dancer for these guys. No wonder he's such a loser. I think being a loser might be contagious.



"Summer Girls"


Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer

Deep.
Do you remember, Do you remember?

Yes, we remember how horrible this song was.
...when we met..That summer??


[Chorus]


New Kids On The block had a bunch of hits

Chinese food makes me sick.

And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer

Am I the only on who thinks it sounds stupid when you refer to something cool as "fly"?
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,

I'd take her if I had one wish,

But she's been gone since that summer...

Since that summer

Wow! Way to rhyme "summer" with "summer"!

[Verse 1]


Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,

What does this mean?
Met you one summer and it all began

You're the best girl that I ever did see,

The great Larry Bird Jersey 33

Wait, what does Larry Bird have to do with the song?

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet

Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets

Again, "hornet" and "sonnet" don't rhyme. And referring to William Shakespeare as "Billy" makes you look like a moron.
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby


Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy

Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,

Left one day and never came back

Maybe because this song is so bad it sprung from the bowels of Hell itself.

Stayed all summer then went back home,

Macaulay Culkin wasn't Home Alone

Are they just throwing out random references here?
Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin

Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton

They seem to be pulling out random things out of the air.
When I met you I said my name was Rich

Yeah, good for you.
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

I think I own maybe one item of clothing from Abercrombie and Filch. And yes, Filch is a word.

[Chorus]


[Verse 2]


Cherry Pez, cold crush, rock star boogie

Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,

Always been hip to the B-boy Style

No, you aren't.
Known to act wild and make girls smile,

They're smiling because they're trying to hold back laughter at your inane lyrics.
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl

What's the Candy Girl? Please say it's not some horrible shock site. *shudders*
Remind me of you because you rock my world

You come from Georgia where the peaches grow

They drink lemonade and speak real slow

You love hip hop and rock n roll

And she hates this song.
Dad took off when you were 4 years old

There was a good man named Paul Revere

Exactly why did you name-drop him?
I feel much better baby when you're near

You love fun dip and cherry Coke,

I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke

I'm not laughing with you, buddy, I'm laughing AT you.
When I met you I said my name was Rich

What is your name anyway? Iamaloserandthankgodmy15minutesareup?
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch.


[Repeat Chorus]


[Bridge]

In the summertime girls got it goin on,

Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
And I'm shaking and wiggling to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Summertime girls are the kind I like,

I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

What's her honey? On second thought, I don't want to know.

[Verse 3]


Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks

My mind takes me back there oh so quick

Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit

Who's Mr. Lipit?
Think about that summer and I bug, cause I miss it

Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese,

I like purple too!
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees

Is this supposed to make sense?
Call you up but whats the use

I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate Footloose

Again, are they just throwing out random references that'll rhyme?
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you

We were over you before you even came out.
But I'm really not sure

When I met you I said my name was Rich

You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch


repeat Chorus


[Bridge]


In the summer girls come and summer girls go

Some are worth while and some are so so,

Summer girls come and summer girls go

Some are worth while and some are so so,

Summertime girls got it goin on

Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song

Summertime girls are the kind I like

I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike


[Repeat Chorus]

YES! IT'S OVER!



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