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 Alexander Shaumyan

 "Why Johnny Can't Do Math"

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  He likes to watch a porno in his room,
  Rewind the tape to see the close-up shots,
  "My God! She does them both--what a slut!"
  He thinks. Perhaps the stars, the moon

  Could be romantic. But that's what Johnny likes--
  He likes to watch a porno in his room,
  He likes the lights, the camera that zooms
  In on the action. While inside

  Something's not right, something's rotten here--
  It's not that he can't read. The books
  He opens occasionally and burps and looks
  At how he does her, and she does him. And beer

  Tastes very good and very nice indeed.
  The girls say: "Johnny, you're not a queer."
  And Johnny likes his pornos and his beer,
  And that is all that Johnny really needs.

  The Healing Wind

  In this healing wind
  all our scars of the
  past are blown away,
  torn away and scattered
  around the earth,
  and all our demons are
  lifted and carried off
  in the vortex of
  the wind funnel
  till there is nothing
  left but these rocks 
  and the ocean,
  and our hearts feel
  at peace once more,
  as our eyes
  scan the distant horizon,
  where the ocean
  meets the night sky,
  where the moon
  hangs low, casting
  its tremulous glow
  upon the water.

  In this healing wind
  all our thoughts
  are scattered in the
  silent multitude of stars
  that shine upon us
  like new blossoms…
  yes, I know we've been
  through a lot
  all these years,
  and the loneliness
  and the pain
  seemed unbearable
  at times,
  but you don't have
  to say a thing to me
  right now,
  because the healing wind
  turned it all around,
  gave us new hope
  and new purpose
  and new sails--

 

(The Healing Wind continued...)             
and breathing in
this cool night air,
we feel renewed
and alive again,
as we return
to what we always
knew as our home,
resting upon these
rocks, as the ocean
waves gently baptize
our feet.

A Higher Way

If life has taught me
anything, it is
resilience
in battling these demons
that crush our dreams.
They say with age,
we learn acceptance
and throw in the towel.
Not so. My teeth and claws
are sharp as always,
my mind's awake and
ready for a fight.
No, I won't change with age,
I'd rather die in battle,
I'd rather dive into
this dark abyss,
than say it's over.
It's never over!
It has just begun--
this life, this thrilling,
exhilarating journey
along these countless
uncharted paths.
I'm bold and foolish
as before, no wiser
than your beloved
cocker spaniel Max--
mad, drunk and raging,
knocking down all doors,
smashing all windows,
tearing down all walls,
defiant of all rules, religions
and conventions.
And if I die, then let my death
be sudden
and violent and stormy
like my life.
For I was born into this world
with nothing, except
this passion and this longing
to create.
Oh yes, my love,
we're cast into this fire,
so others, too, may see
a higher way!

Copyright © 2002 Alexander Shaumyan

 


 

About the author:
Alexander Shaumyan was born in Moscow, Russia, in 1962 and immigrated to the US in 1975 at the age of 13. He started out as a painter, but frustration with capitalism and sex deprivation led him to drinking massive amounts of bourbon and writing raving poems about corruption at all levels of American social and political life. His verse has disturbed many an impressionable young poet and outraged god-fearing citizens everywhere. In short, he’s alienated his friends, family, colleagues, and lost all sense of proportionality. Right now he is probably completely shitfaced at some sleazy establishment, thinking of voluptuous American nymphs.

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