"Crime"
by Ahmed A. Khan
Once upon a time there was a scientist who performed the first successful human
cloning experiment.
Death comes to everyone and so it came to him one day.
As he (or rather, his soul) emerged from his discarded body, he saw two
horrible looking angels coming towards him.
He was afraid and tried to run but to no avail. The angels caught him easily
and holding him prisoner between them, started rising up.
”Where are you taking me,” the scientist managed to ask.
”To the celestial court for your trial,” one of the angels replied.
”Why, what crime have I committed?”
”Copyright infringement,” said the angels.