Hello, you are about to enter into the far regions of the halls of high school. You may want to carry some sort of defense mechanism for your own safety, may I request a stick. The things you are about to read are not meant to scare you or offend you in anyway. You will be meeting ten different people and you will read about what they think about high school and it's many occupants. Here is a list of who you will meet-
Popular
Adele Montague-Can you say the epitome of all things associated with popular-ness? She has perfect straight blonde hair, fake nails, is a size 1, and buys everything to it's best.
Lavinia Kissmybutt- Adele's trusty sidekick, although she is not blonde she is the brunette form of Adele. They are carbon copies? scary.
Geeks
Aiko Sazuki- The Japanese transfer student. Her English isn't the best, but she still has the highest GPA in the whole school.
Dexter Brainman- The red haired, freckled faced, black framed glasses geek that we all know and love. Well not exactly love since he always has something smart to say about everything.
Jocks
Andrew Gotsomeweed- Ah yes, now we get to the big, the buff, the permanently high football player. He always has a way to get out of those drug tests.
Mike Urrahhhhgggg- Yes, the big, the buff, the egotistical jock. He is never satisfied until he says that his muscles are the biggest or his hair has a beautiful sheen.
Drama Kids
Tara Centerstage- HA! Can you say drama queen? This red haired beauty always needs to be in the spotlight. Talk about over acting.
Josh Fashion- Yes, the gay drama kid. There is always one, or two. May be one of the only guys in school that actually has half a brain about fashion.
Goth/Punks
Jaime Eyeliner- Black hair, black eyeliner, black clothes, the typical goth. Not only does she write sad poetry, she may also be one of the nicest people in school.
Lucifer Headbanger- haha. Yes the pink Mohawk.
-POV DE LOS POPULARES-
Une Note d'Adele
Lavinia-
Like hello my fellow popular person! I walked into school today, oh yea and btw what kind of name is 'Scumbucket' for a school? it should be something French, and I saw those geeks in the hall. Like I was about to puke, oh and btw I need to do that soon, I had two pieces of sushi for lunch! Do you know how fattening that is? Anywho, they were like talking about all of the stuff like emc=pie r q 26 h I y. And I was like 'Hellouuu?! Adele, which is moi, is coming through so move your pimply puss faces so I can like move!' And they just stand there like freakin' idiots! Then Dextoid or whatever his name is comes over and says, "We are as a result indubitably apologetic that we were building block against your angelic ways.' So I just turn around and say 'What-ever!' I so swear that he was about to cry all over my new Gucci purse! I mean, they have the nerve don't they? I seriously think all geeks should be? what's the word? Oh yes, expelled from Scumbucket. Like oh yea, did you see my hair? I just got it dyed for like the millionth time! Oh yea oh yea, Andrew? you know? the hot jock, invited moi to a party and you are so coming with! Well like bye!
-Adele
I got this note while walking through the halls to my Geometry class. I have no idea in the world how I am, like, going to pass! I have a freakin' F right now. And who does this 'Mr. Googly' think he is? Does he seriously think he can FAIL a Kissmybutt? And I know he is so totally thinking about it! And if he does, I will like, get my Daddy to personally fire him. Oh great? he is asking a question; I know he is going to look at me to answer. Uh-like-oh, I didn't hear the question, shit? shut up brain.
"Let's see. Who should I call on? Oh yes, Dexter do you know that answer?" Mr.Googly asked.
Oh thank the like? Lord. I so thought he was going to call on me, or maybe he was just looking at my boobs. They are nice aren't they? Hmm?.
"Yes, :snort:, of course I do! They answer is?" Dexter replied, he looked like he was going to turn into a freakin' pig!
Ah! Who freakin' cares about the answer anyways? Dexter, so that's his name. He smells like? peanut butter. What a loser! I swear I have never seen anyone as loser looking as this loser. He deserves to be like, I don't know. Oh? is Mike looking at me? Oh, Mike? MIKE MIKE MIKE! What a sexay beast. I am so going to go to the party with Adele. MIKE will be there. MIKE MIKE MIKE! Ooo, SEXAY MAN!
Oh no, the bell has just like rung. I have? art next. Who the hell needs art? I know they like say it is an easy class, but like fur-real! Ah well, at least Adele is going to be in my class. Why cant I be like Adele? Why cant I have boobs like hers? The world is just not far! Cruel world? wait how does that saying go? Ah look! There is a chair next the Adele! Oh no, that Jaime girl is looking at me. Damn. What does she want now?
"Hello, uhm, Lavinia, uhm?" I stopped listening after her like second 'uhm'. Plus I got too occupied by looking at the eyeliner running down her face.
"Ok, like, Jaime or what-ever your name is? I do not have time for this. Get outta my way and write some poetry or something. For Sure!" what can I say? She was taking up too much of my precious time!
Finally after I got away from the death trap, I got to sit down next to Adele. Who lets them dress like that anyways? They all look like Marilyn Manson followers, or wait? maybe they are. Haven't they heard of Armani or Krizia? Like for sure!
"Like, hello my fellow minion! Wait where in the hell did I learn that, like, word? Oh, like, well. Did you see Miss. Bubble's dress? It is like red polka dot craziness. Hasn't she like heard the term 'SO LAST SUMMER'? So are you like going to the party like with moi?" Adele is like such my idol! Look at the way she speaks! I could just like? hug her! Like OH MY GOD!
"Uh, like most definitely! MIKE is going to be there. And he can get BEER, he is also like the hottest guy EVER!" I said, OH MY GOD! MIKE IS COMING TO SIT RIGHT NEXT TO ME! AH! I THINK I NEED TO PUKE,THOSE FRENCH FRIES ARE STARTING TO COME UP!
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And here we see the example of the popular people in Scumbucket high. Join us next week to see what happens at Andrew's party and see who shows up unexpectedly. This is Erika, you host, signing out. Please tell me what you think! E-mail me at callhergilraen@aol.com