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DOOM Online Handbook

A Designated Tune for the Designated Overlords Of Mankind

DOOM HATES

The following is a list of items that DOOM members hate

Anything low-fat or non-fat

Fruits and Vegetables

Dumb girls

Prettyboys

Kenny G

Moomoos

Movies starring Whoopie Goldberg

Fords and rice rockets

Girls with shorter hair than ours

Hippies

Elevator music

Foo-Foo-La-La movies, books, tv shows, etc.

Anything butt-warming or romantic
in any way shape or form

Draft dodgers

Dentists who's names aren't Rocky

Wussies who let themselves
be abducted by aliens Batman sequels

Shaving

Elvis impersonators

Fred Durst

Judge Judy

Flag burners

Action Man

Shrinkage

Video games for chicks or those
that are seemingly so

Jakie Chan, aka Jet Li's woman

"foos" as in Mr. T's, "I pity the foo"

Certain beer comercials

Ricky Martin

Not Another Teen Movie

Tofu

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