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DOOM Online Handbook

A Designated Tune for the Designated Overlords Of Mankind

DOOM FAVORITES

The following is a list of items that
warm the butts of DOOM members

Medium Rare Steaks

Pig tails, on girls

Overalls, on girls

Movies Starring Rick Moranis i.e.
Spaceballs and Strange Brew

Braveheart, as well as other Mel Gibson greats

Gape soda

IBC Root Beer

Old Disney movies, and certain new ones

Meat

America

Loud music

Mexican radio stations

E-Z cheese

G.I. Joe

Motown Music

US war heroes

Candy that's bad for your teeth

Elvis

The word "hoser"

Rain and Snow

Lighting things in fire

Eddie Murphy characters on SNL

Grave Digger

Southern accents

"Kids in the Hall"

the 99 cent store

Okie-puh-noughkie

Jet Li

Fist of Legend

Imperial Burger

Tommy's Burger

In-N-Out

Video games that rock

Black people in general

The Simpsons

Sexist jokes

"Lumberjacking" either of the two definitions

Being naked, or mostly

The word "excellent" accompanied
with hand and finger motion

Certain beer commercials

Manly sports

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