Club 67 @ IIM-Ahmedabad
Visitor No.
Reason for Existence – For every 1000 males in
Mission Statement – All members will try hard, very hard to get out of this club as soon as possible. All the members are required to cooperate and not target each other’s "cynosure".
Anthem – Aansoon na baha faryaad na kar; Dil jalta hai to jalne de.
Motto – Kehte hain ki Ishq mein neend ud jaati hai. Koee hum se bhi Pyaar kare, kambhakht neend boht aati hai.
Members – This club is made for two
types of guys. The ones who really make up this club...the total Lukhaites :)
and then there are the rest who have moved on. We the Lukhaites desire to
receive "credible" tips to move on. There are more than a dozen guys from
Section A, PGP-1 who have formally applied to this club. The respective profiles
would be uploaded by the respected Spokesperson as and when he feels like.
Send dbabs
to 4javed / 4ranjan or fill the form at the bottom of this page.
The Ones who really belong :
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Name |
Position |
Reason |
Requires for Exit |
Photo
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Vinayak Prashar aka Bihari
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A veteran at IIM-A, was the first to come up with the name of “Club 87” coz he is a little short on GK. |
Anything, absolutely anything. Even a cow from Patna would do. |
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Ranjan Kant aka Blade |
President |
Never been a part of the fortunate 933 males. |
A tough girl. A girl who can stand up to our blade and not be cut. In his words "Shouldn't budge an inch until she gets one". |
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Javed “the Bull” Alvi aka Goto |
Convener-cum-Spokesperson :-) |
By default. |
Sundar, susheel, tikao aur kifaayati - in reverse order of importance. |
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Nirav aka Dildo |
Creative Director |
Has been the
ultimate lukhha guy thru out his life |
Any female will do. Preferably one with a body like that of the painting.
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Animesh Ranjan aka Lagaan |
Constitution Writer |
No satisfactory reasons. Can patao 'n' number of girls whenever he wants :))
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Any gal/lady in 20-35 age-group who is good at biting and can keep him awake throughout the night:-) |
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Abhilash aka "AttilA the Hun" |
Editor-in-Chief |
Lost interest in his current
gal...:-)) |
Not very
particular... An ordinary gal wud do... someone with Cindy Crawford's style,
Julia Robert's class, Arundhati Roy's sapience, Cameron Diaz's sexuality;
someone with Daniela Pestova's mystery, with Natasha Henstridge's esoterism;
someone as naughty as Charlize Theron, as wild as Angelina Jolie; someone
with a body like Elizabeth Hurley's, eyes like Aishwarya Rai's, mouth like
Rebecca Gayhart's, skin like Salma Hayek's; someone with Heather Graham's
smile, Gwyneth Paltrow's nose, Mariah Carey's legs and Jeniffer Lopez's
behind..... :)) |
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Debaditya Gangulee aka Dabe |
Member
inducted through CAT (common abhi-bhi-akela test) |
Always on the wrong side of the 933 limit |
Any
girl...caste no bar, creed no bar, nationality no bar...... |
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Kamalakar V Arcot aka Kamla aka Sigza |
Broker |
Has good sense of inventory valuation and can supply to all the other 933 hence ensuring lasting cash reserves for Club-67. Presently involved in signing MoU with the French under the able guidance of revered Candu Singh for internationalization of Brokers67, a subsidiary of Club-67. |
Human
version of the daughter of Zaphoid Beeblerox, the chairman of the
Inter-Galactic council of the Universe, nothing less will do. |
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The "Honoree" Members
