Crazy Thoughts
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Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
"What was Captain Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire,
but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and
say have fun?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Can mute people burp?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward,
would they get the money?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why are Pringles curved?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no
"o" in number?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
Why would Dodge make a car called Ram?
Why do people say,
"you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
Why does "lake" come first (Lake Michigan) and "river" come second (Mississippi River)?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is there an L in NOEL?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Do bald men wash their
head with soap or shampoo?
If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
