Excited About Boogers

#1, April 2004

Excited about boogers is what I am.
Boogers are delightful. Cuticles are fun, too, but
not always as accessible. Boogers are multitudinous
in form, and you can appreciate each one’s own, as it clings
to your finger. There are many things that can be done with
your accumulated boogers.
Cats might eat them up. Or you might. They taste good.
You could use them to decorate a diorama for a
seminar on the true poetry of hygiene. You
could keep them wrapped in cellophane in boxes formerly
used to hold new shoes. You could give them as Christmas presents. You could
sculpt them into wee creatures, and re-enact famous modern plays.
Death of a Salesman, by booger people.
Boogers make me into a virtual circumjovialist!
love, C. Steinberg

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