HUMANE HAVE A HART TRAP FOR IRAQI INSURGENTS
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mischievious
Topic: SPOT-ON NEWS
The war in Iraq has prompted new creative methods to catch insurgents before they blow themselves up.
One way to attract the bees to honey is to find a dark abandoned building and set it up to look like a recruiting station. Inside the dark building would be plenty of harmless props such as ammo, guns, explosives and plenty of Korans. All they would need to do is to get Iraqi spies to put out fliers to entice the insurgents to come inside the building and spend some time with Osama Bin Ladin or maybe Mohamad has come back to recruit people who are interested in killing the American and British military. After the insurgents are inside this maze of tunnels, that can't be escaped. The hallways would be set up also with cameras to see what the insurgents are up to. Now they may end up shooting their weapons, screaming and cursing, or actually blowing themselves up. In that case the walls need to be sound proofed and possibly cleaned up. The person watching the insurgents on the cameras can have the controls to open and close various doorways. The walls near the floors also set off alarms to show the camera person where an insurgent is at all times. Of course, the insurgents will be mysteriously unarmed in their sleep. The sleep will be induced slowly with a tiny amount of gaseous vapor. The USA and British forces can go inside and arrest the trouble makers and put them to court.
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