WHO ARE YOU GONNA CALL?
Topic: RUBBISH NEWS
A large ghost busting business team ran exclusively by robots opened, last week, to fill a huge need in the cities. There were not enough human ghost busters to take all the calls. A restaurant owner, Nick Weckerby, called the robot business which was named Ghost Robusters, to come out and investigate a strange feeling he was experiencing whenever he went down the basement. Weckerby was sure he has also heard a sneeze and a riotous fart. The Robot named Doctor RXT, ghost buster extrordinaire, told Weckerby that he was experiencing what was known as a class A level electronic voice phenomenon, or an EVP. Weckerby shook the Doctor's claw-like hand. They then left the restaurant floor and they took the elevator down to the basement where the Doctor proceeded with his various tests, using typical equipment like a digital audio recorder, video camera, EMF meters, and digital thermometers. As soon as the equipment was set out for them to see. Weckerby got a phone call and he ran upstairs. The Doctor put his equipment away and proceeded to make a holograph of a floating sphere or orb, using a black box on the floor. Then the Doctor called excitedly to the home owner that he exposed the ghost and there it was indicating the floating orb. Weckerby almost fell over onto the floor in shock. Then the ghost spoke in whispers to them and the Doctor translated what the ghost just said, "The entity just said you have to leave or suffer the consequences."
Weckerby said, No you have to get rid of the ghost! I make darn good money here."
The Doctor said, "Well that's just too bad I guess you'll have to live with a ghost then because we don't get rid of them, we just find them for you. By the way that will be two hundred dollars in small bills."
Weckerly wanted a second opinion. The Doctor said, "Another ghost buster will say the same thing."
A week went by, Weckerby was so scared by then; he called the Doctor and said he was willing to sell, did the Doctor know of who might buy the restaurant? As a matter of fact the Doctor did happen to know of a person willing to put up with the ghosts. Later that week arraignments were made to look at and purchase the property by a business person who gave Weckerby a small fraction of what the business was worth.
Later Weckerby moved out and was mysteriously killed in a car accident. The new owner of the Restaurant created another Ghost Robusting business.