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Monday, 12 December 2005
When I think of the Christian religious fanatics...
Mood:  mischievious
Topic: THOUGHTS
I'm reminded of the Bible story about Jesus going into the desert and meeting up with the devil. The being takes The holy man up to a mountain side and tells him to jump off the side. He tells the man that God will not let him get hurt. That the angels will catch him, and that his foot will not strike a stone.
I compare Jesus to the Earth. The holy man tells the being, "Do not TEST the lord thy God!"

Posted by zine2/bxerk at 10:52 AM CST
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Mardi Gras Par-T
Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: RUBBISH NEWS
This is the Horror Scope for December: Your Mardi Gras beads were stolen that were hanging in your car on the rearview mirror. There is a picture, taped there, of a girl holding up and offering you, her shirt.

Posted by zine2/bxerk at 10:41 AM CST
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WAR
Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: SPOT-ON NEWS
We can NOT win this war unless we know the Koran. We must learn a new religion NOW. This will be how we will embrace the terrorists. We will know their power.

Posted by zine2/bxerk at 10:30 AM CST
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Friday, 4 November 2005
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: THOUGHTS

Political correctness undermines free speech!

Posted by zine2/bxerk at 7:18 PM CST
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THE BURNING OF BOOKS
Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: THOUGHTS


Instead of burning piles of books because you don’t like what is being said, why don’t’ you recycle them instead. It would be less pollution in the air.

Posted by zine2/bxerk at 7:13 PM CST
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NOVEMBER'S HORROR SCOPE
Mood:  mischievious
Topic: RUBBISH NEWS


A criminal steals your wooden beaded seat cover in your vehicle but leaves your wallet.

Posted by zine2/bxerk at 7:10 PM CST
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WHO ARE YOU GONNA CALL?
Mood:  mischievious
Topic: RUBBISH NEWS
A large ghost busting business team ran exclusively by robots opened, last week, to fill a huge need in the cities. There were not enough human ghost busters to take all the calls. A restaurant owner, Nick Weckerby, called the robot business which was named Ghost Robusters, to come out and investigate a strange feeling he was experiencing whenever he went down the basement. Weckerby was sure he has also heard a sneeze and a riotous fart. The Robot named Doctor RXT, ghost buster extrordinaire, told Weckerby that he was experiencing what was known as a class A level electronic voice phenomenon, or an EVP. Weckerby shook the Doctor's claw-like hand. They then left the restaurant floor and they took the elevator down to the basement where the Doctor proceeded with his various tests, using typical equipment like a digital audio recorder, video camera, EMF meters, and digital thermometers. As soon as the equipment was set out for them to see. Weckerby got a phone call and he ran upstairs. The Doctor put his equipment away and proceeded to make a holograph of a floating sphere or orb, using a black box on the floor. Then the Doctor called excitedly to the home owner that he exposed the ghost and there it was indicating the floating orb. Weckerby almost fell over onto the floor in shock. Then the ghost spoke in whispers to them and the Doctor translated what the ghost just said, "The entity just said you have to leave or suffer the consequences."
Weckerby said, No you have to get rid of the ghost! I make darn good money here."
The Doctor said, "Well that's just too bad I guess you'll have to live with a ghost then because we don't get rid of them, we just find them for you. By the way that will be two hundred dollars in small bills."
Weckerly wanted a second opinion. The Doctor said, "Another ghost buster will say the same thing."
A week went by, Weckerby was so scared by then; he called the Doctor and said he was willing to sell, did the Doctor know of who might buy the restaurant? As a matter of fact the Doctor did happen to know of a person willing to put up with the ghosts. Later that week arraignments were made to look at and purchase the property by a business person who gave Weckerby a small fraction of what the business was worth.
Later Weckerby moved out and was mysteriously killed in a car accident. The new owner of the Restaurant created another Ghost Robusting business.

Posted by zine2/bxerk at 7:07 PM CST
Updated: Friday, 4 November 2005 7:32 PM CST
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Friday, 28 October 2005
EVOLUTION VERSES
Mood:  mischievious
Topic: SPOT-ON NEWS
Evolution and Religion represent a change into a better human being.
Our brains evolved into an organ that is used to change, so we found Religion to fill an artifical need.

The one who is without sin may throw the first stone.
Bible quote.

Posted by zine2/bxerk at 7:04 PM CDT
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Wednesday, 19 October 2005
HUMANE HAVE A HART TRAP FOR IRAQI INSURGENTS
Mood:  mischievious
Topic: SPOT-ON NEWS
The war in Iraq has prompted new creative methods to catch insurgents before they blow themselves up.
One way to attract the bees to honey is to find a dark abandoned building and set it up to look like a recruiting station. Inside the dark building would be plenty of harmless props such as ammo, guns, explosives and plenty of Korans. All they would need to do is to get Iraqi spies to put out fliers to entice the insurgents to come inside the building and spend some time with Osama Bin Ladin or maybe Mohamad has come back to recruit people who are interested in killing the American and British military. After the insurgents are inside this maze of tunnels, that can't be escaped. The hallways would be set up also with cameras to see what the insurgents are up to. Now they may end up shooting their weapons, screaming and cursing, or actually blowing themselves up. In that case the walls need to be sound proofed and possibly cleaned up. The person watching the insurgents on the cameras can have the controls to open and close various doorways. The walls near the floors also set off alarms to show the camera person where an insurgent is at all times. Of course, the insurgents will be mysteriously unarmed in their sleep. The sleep will be induced slowly with a tiny amount of gaseous vapor. The USA and British forces can go inside and arrest the trouble makers and put them to court.

Posted by zine2/bxerk at 12:31 PM CDT
Updated: Friday, 28 October 2005 7:08 PM CDT
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Tuesday, 11 October 2005
JESUS
Mood:  caffeinated
The Bible said we would NOT know when Jesus would come back. So, what is all this about, the signs saying this and that and so forth?
We are NOT supposed to know when he is coming back.

Posted by zine2/bxerk at 10:48 AM CDT
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