This is a work of fan fiction, written by
Rochelle Theresa Brown for
entertainment purposes only, and not for profit. Characters, except one, are the sole
property of Procter and Gamble Productions.
This work is under copyright.
WRITER and CHARACTER: A Self-insertion Sillyfic
I had just finished typing the title of my latest ANOTHER WORLD fan fiction,
JOSIE GETS IT...IN THE END, when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Startled,
I turned around to see Josie herself standing there.
"Oh, no, you don't," she said.
" Oh, no, I don't what, and what are you doing here anyway?" I demanded.
"Protecting myself," Josie answered. "Look, Rochelle, I know you and your awful puns."
"So?"
"So if you're calling
this story JOSIE GETS IT...IN THE END, I know just what's going to happen."
"You do?
"Yeah. My butt"
"But, Josie," I broke in, "it's better than being suspended, or
put on desk duty, isn't it?"
"You think so?" Josie challenged. "Well, how
would you feel if you were in my place?"
"I guess I'd be pretty sore."
"Very funny."
"But you know, no matter how Joe disciplines you,
it's for your own good."
"Don't hand me that. I hear it enough from Joe."
"Well, you can't blame me for that.
Joe was saying it long before I started writing these
stories."
"Well, that's true," Josie conceded, "but I've
also been wearing this blue nail polish for a long time, and you
never mention it."
"Would you like me to?" I asked. After all,
it should be fairly easy to mention Josie's nail polish in a story.
" It's not that important. I was just using that
for the sake of argument. But," Josie pleaded, "could you please give me a story where I
don't get into trouble?"
"Come on, Josie," I said, "you don't always get into touble in my stories.
"But most of the time, I do, so could you at least give me a story where I'm in trouble, but it's not my fault?
"No, Josie," I said quietly.
"If you want a story where you get into trouble, but
isn't your fault, you'll have to write it yourself."
"But I'm not a writer," Josie objected.
"Tell you what," I offered. "You write
that story, and I'll scrap JOSIE GETS IT... IN THE END.
So, do we have a deal?"
"You bet we do," Josie replied. "After all, it
hasn't been any fun being on the receiving end."
"Actually, Josie, you haven't been on the
receiving end," I said. "The receiving end has been on you!"
Author's note: The story JOSIE GETS IT...IN THE END does not exist, but
click here to read
the story written by Josie.
Click here for a story I wrote just to be fair to Josie.
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