News Alert!!! Check out the updates to the "NEWS,"
"Cover of the Month," and "Thor VS" sections of this site. Marvel did not, can
not, and will not shut us down. Praise be to C.A.T.
C.A.T. was created for fans of Marvel comics who hate Thor, and there sure are a
lot of them. Thor is the stupidest comic character ever to grace the pages of
Marvel Comics. Thor was stolen from myths and legends, and that is where Thor
should've stayed. We fans at Marvel are sick of Mjolnir, sick of Odin, and sick
of Asgard. Even pronouncing Asgard makes you feel DIRTY!! Thor is a crappy, weak
character, and should be banned from the Marvel Universe forever. Just make Thor
disappear. Stranger things have happened in the Marvel Universe (like Thor being
created). Thor was just an off day for Stan Lee and Jack Kirby (kinda like Jim
Carrey in the Cable Guy). We forgive them, but we can't forgive those who like
Thor. The end is near Thor, and you best Gard your As (get it, Asgard - Gard
As). To all that hate Thor, We at C.A.T. salute you, and to those who like
Thor..........we pity thine self by Odin.
Thor and all characters on this page are
property of Marvel Comics inc. C.A.T. in no way owns the rights to Thor. If
we did, we would have destroyed him by now.