Welcome one and all to..........

-------------------------The Evil Trivial Trolls Cave!----------------------------

Once considered as a normal person, Daniel Rees took offence and fled around the world, noting his findings in a small notebook and taking random photos of random things, and editing them in his EVIL cave and showing them to you on this very site! Prepare to be amazed and shocked!

Before i left my home and turned into a Troll o noticed that Tom Seamen was NOT his fathers son, but was his FATHER! Confused? Look at this picture and behold! DAVID SEAMEN!

 OH MY GAWD!

I fled West and crossed the Atlantic Sea in a Craft mate from Sweat and rusty plastic tooth picks. Took me 4 hours but it was worth it!

I came to a place they call America, supposedly the land of the free. It is owned by a man called Ronald McDonald. The first thing i saw was an evil donkey owner stealing children and boiling them down to make glue! EVIL EVIL! He pretends to be a nice clown and poisons people with "hamburgers",. Genius, BUT EVIL! I became more horrified and more Troll like in my appearance!

Owner of America, Ronald McDonald (Happy)

Ronald cannot control the citizens of his country and when i became to terrified and raped to stay i left westward once more.

I found myself in a place called Australia, i didnt stay for long but i was invited to a tea party by a small black dwarf!

" OH IM SMALL COME TO MY TEA PARTY!"

So i went and drank tea and met his friends

This man is the toughest in the world, He Drinks sommat called Malk and not Tea! TOUGH!

I ran away and went north to China which was quite frankly crap! dont bother, Japan, weird!

 They even have weird people in their jails! WEIRD or WHAT?

I stayed in Japan for a few days till i got my bearings and headed for Bagnkok, see my adventures continued SOOOON!

Day 32 - I arrived in Bangkok a little bemused. Startled by the bright lights and colors I sought refuge in a small bar.

I bought myself a "Ah beer!" and sat at a table only for seconds later, to be overwhelmed by a strange lady. She made me fondle her breasts and give her money. THEN SHE SLAPPED OUT A COCK! i ran for the nearest hotel only to be pursued. When i got into a room there on the bed was the SHEMALE in all its nasty "glory"

i was later told bangkok was famous for this, so i fuckin ran away dint i? Rate hard me, i beat that thing and cut it into pieces and flew it over to USA to be boiled for glue! Burt was very ahppy, and he sent me four punds for the thing, so i got on a train to a random place!