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Well, I've been pretty neglectful of this site. Although from looking at the counter, either a lot of people are coming to check out what's new with me, or a select few of you are stalking me. So if you're atractive, single, and preferably wealthy, feel free to email me!

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Can't say that there's a heck of a lot new to tell you. In the month of February, I will be spending the evening at work playing butler to the priveleged not once, but a total of nine times! I think this is due in part to being bestowed an award... "#2 Lux Love Shack in North America". While many would suspect that by playing the part of menial manservant I might suffer a complete loss of dignity, do not worry my friends. For even dignity can be bought, and I am hoping to gain financially for this move on my part. Besides. That butler that's on "The Bachelor" seems to like what he does.

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My big red jeep continues to please me. It was suggested that perhaps I bought this vehicle as a substitue for other qualities "lacking in my life". This from a person who has to walk everywhere. Heh.

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The only reason that this page is getting updated today, is because I am home sick with the flu, and a nasty nasty headcold. I'm attempting the age old remedy of chicken noodle soup. Now, this will be an experience, because I've never actually made this before. And since I fell short of a few items on the recipe page, I substituted. Because really, bourbon tastes great with everything!

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Well, that's it for now. As always, feel free to send gifts, monetary donations, or at the very least some email!
February 9th, 2003