The ongoing wars between Nina and Claire are one huge case of sibling rivalry. They insult each other to no end. Here are some of our favorite insults...

Nina says to/about Claire...

"Please. Claire would snatch a cookie out of the hand of a starving orphan. I'm not saying she would enjoy it, but if she felt she had to...I've tried to tell you," Nina went on, wagging her finger, "she worships Satan up there on her widow's walk. In fact, Claire gets Satan to to her homework for her. Last week he slept over and they made popcorn and stayed up all night watching reruns on Nick at Night. Satan is especially fond of F Troop, it turns out."
- Claire Gets Caught

There's only one possible solution - kill Claire in her sleep. A stake through the heart should do it, but it will have to be sometime when the sun's up and her evil power is weakest.
- Claire Gets Caught

Nina gave her a dirty look. "And I wonder why Benjamin isn't really interested in me," she said pointedly. "He's still pining for the lost ice princess and her twin icebergs."
- Claire Gets Caught

Nina: "Did you come down here just to flatter me, or do you need help moving you coffin, Claire?"
- Zoey Plays Games

Nina: "Will you make up an excuse for Benjamin? Tell him I had to de-ice Claire or something."
- Zoey Plays Games

Nina saw Claire standing against the ferry's railing. No doubt she was either contemplating the weather or thinking up news ways to terrorize orphans.
- Zoey Plays Games

As she climbed the stairs that led to her older-sister's third floor bedroom, Nina whispered more opening lines to herself. "Claire, you want to talk? Claire, would it make you feel better to hit someone? Claire, do you want me to get you a fresh bag of human blood from your stash in the fridge?"
- Aaron Lets Go

"Uh, Claire," Nina began, pulling the hood of her jacket tightly over her head. "I know vampires live forever and all, but even you could freeze to death up here."
- Nina Shapes Up

Coming Soon...More good ones from Nina and LOTS from Claire! If you find any, send them on in! Email us at zoeyfreaks@yahoo.com