americana

Here on this dirty landscape I call "The place that I live in" We've got a lot of cars, and let me tell you something, pal. These cars are serious business. Okay, not necessarily the kind of serious business that brings in any kind of revenue, but what I mean is that I have to work hard to keep my car in line and my steering aligned and whatnot, and when I'm done working on my car, which I work on like every GODDAMN day, then I've got an adrenaline rush you wouldn't believe, and the only way I can work off that steam is to drink a lot of alcohol or to have sexual intercourse. Man, you don't know who you're messing with so just leave me alone. Ladies, I'm taken. Sorry to break y'all's hearts, man!

Put in pictures from your last vacation. sucka.