20 Questions I asked today!
1.Reading is good for the soul, but is sticking the pages of your favourite magazine together only creating business for companies who make rulers?
2.Are Super Models really as attractive as they look?
3.Why does the word PEDANTIC always have to be spelt correctly?
4.Why do they let slow fat people into the market?
5.Is there life after death, and if so why can't it happen the other way round?
6.Am I the only one who finds infanticide fun?
7.Why does the outside of Summerbay High look like the outside of Centrelink?
8.Why is it only on Jeopardy that you can get away with giving questions now and asking answers later?
10.Is dying with a bottle of brown sauce up your bum and a smile on your face a great way to go out, or is that just me?
11.How many marshmallows can you fit up your nose?
12."Would you like me to do that for you?" Then she slapped me!
13.Is my friend Cathy?.......no, she isn't!
14.Why is it when you wake up with a guy the stuff under your finger nails is black, and when you wake up with a girl it's always red?
15.Why do Aeroplane records always have to put the price sticker right on the cover?
16.And while we are on the subject, why are price stickers designed to fall apart when you attempted to peel them off?
17.Is sex worth the price of certain death?
18.Why doe's Who Dares Wins always crap on about how dangerous their dares are when we know that no one dies because they wouldn't air it?
19.If God spoke to you through an old pair of shoes and told you that you were going to die, would you believe him?
20.Has fame gone to my head?
Sir James Mclachlan