There are many good things in life,
Like cars, money, and weed
But if you want something confusing
A girl is all you need
A girl doesn’t say what she wants,
But you’re somehow supposed to know
If they want to do this or do that,
Stay here, stay there, or just go
Then there’s the time, you all know what I mean,
The monthly little joy
That lets them abuse the shit out of you
Just for being a boy
If you ever dare look at another girl,
They seems to scream, go on, and panic
But watch how fast they ignore you,
At the sight of the queer from titanic
They give you questions like, "Am I fat?"
And "If you could go with one of my friend, who?"
There is no answer, face the fact
You are definitely through
They take nothing and blow it up,
And make a tremendous fuss
So girls, no matter what you think,
You are just as hard to understand as us