At first I was afraid to eat a picha pie 
Kept thinkin' this is not a good, this is a picha pie 
And so I spent so many nights just eating my tortang talong 
And I grew strong, because of my tortang talong 

Biglang may box from outer space 
Nakita ko sabay kinuha ko `yung box from outer space 
Binuksan ko at nasindak, may picha pie sobrang laki 
Tinikman ko within 5 seconds naubos ko parang mani 

Ngayon ako ay ganito 
Kung di ka Picha Hot o Sheykis you're not welcome anymore 
Ngayon sa aking picha pie ayoko nang mahiwalay 
Para sa iyo handa akong magpakamatay 

Coz now I love picha pie 
As long as I eat picha pie, I know I'll be alive 
I want all my garlic, beef, pepperoni, double cheese 
Ang picha pie, ang picha pie 

Pahinge 

I took all the cash I had, naubos nang lahat 
Gusto ko pa ng picha pie nguni't ang pera'y `di sapat 
And so I spent so many nights just feeling sorry for myself 
It made me cry, wala na ba `kong picha pie 

Ngayon ako ay nagipit 
Hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisip 
Medyo mahal ang picha pie, you can't expect it to be free 
That's why I'm saving all my money para mayro'ng pambili 

Ngayon ako ay ganito 
Kung di ka Picha Hot o Sheykis you're not welcome anymore 
Ngayon sa aking picha pie ayoko nang mahiwalay 
Para sa iyo handa akong magpakamatay 

Coz now I love my picha pie 
As long as I eat picha pie, I know I'll be alive 
I want all my garlic, beef, pepperoni, double cheese 
Ang picha pie, ang picha pie 

Pahinge