Canada's
Long John, Scabby, Todd, Billy, and Dickey the rat (R.I.P.)
Gilbert: Howdy Doody. We are here with Thee Pirates at Rhythmstx. They played for us. Your name and what you do.
Todd: My names Todd and I play bass.
Gilbert: Todd plays bass.
John: Im Long John and I rock.
Gilbert: Yeah.
Billy: Im Billy and I play guitar and yell.
Scabby: Scabby, visual timekeeper.
Gilbert: So where are you guys from? You guys are from far and beyond, huh?
Todd: The Great White North.
Gilbert: I heard you played Cornerstone, what was that like?
Todd: Lots of people.
Gilbert: Mosh pits?
Todd: I didnt notice.
Scabby: There was, it was nice.
Todd: Was there really?
Gilbert: Lots of big mosh pits?
Todd: Lots of people coming out to watch us play really bad.
Gilbert: So, when did the band start, Thee Pirates?
Todd: Almost 4 years ago. Our first show ever was the first Tom Fest in Washington.
Gilbert: Really? So who thought of the name Thee Pirates?
Todd: Billy did.
Gilbert: Billy tell us how the name came about.
Billy: I was sitting around tring to think of a name for our band and my roommate brought me a picture of a pirate so I named the band Thee Pirates.
Gilbert: Wow.
Billy: And I like the bands. The Goblins, The Evaporators.
Gilbert: The Spivies.
Todd: The Cadavers.
Gilbert: How did you guys end up in California?
Todd: I dont know yet.
Billy: Got in a hot van with no windows. Johnnys rat died today.
Johnny: Yeah, Dickey died today.
Billy: And thats all that really matters, so.
Johnny: It was too hot for her.
Gilbert: Did it really die?
Todd: It did.
Billy: Yeah.
Gilbert: So do you guys like driving around and stuff, or its probably horrible, huh?
Todd: Its ugly.
Gilbert: So how is it playing with so many people in a band?
Todd: We started out as a three piece band and then we picked up John, supposedly so that Billy could be more free with his guitar, but it hasnt really happened. He still kind of stands around his mic and does nothing.
Gilbert: Hes a rock star, I saw him on stage. So do you guys have any endorsements or anything?
Todd: Endorsed, no.
Gilbert: Record deals?
Todd: No.
Gilbert: I heard you guys were on a Tooth N Nail compilation, could you tell us about that?
Todd: Um, some guy who works in the Tooth N Nail mail order room who used to send us stuff without us paying for it, because were pirates, felt sorry for us one day and decided to put us on this compilation, and that was that.
Billy: We went down and they set up this show for us to I guess to see if they wanted to sign us and we played so poorly that they didnt even talk to us after the show.
Todd: But it was fun.
Gilbert: Whats your goal for Thee Pirates?
Todd: Get home and still have a band. I'm just doing it because its fun, but uh I dont know how much longer its going to last because its kind of going nowhere. But its still fun to do so Ill keep doing it until I hate it I guess. I like playing the shows but I just dont like all the politics, even though thats all we sing about.
Gilbert: How about you. Whats your main goal in the band Thee Pirates?
Scabby: Rock and roll until Im 84.
John: 84? Youre supposed to say rock and roll forever, dude.
Scabby: Ill be dead before Im 84.
John: Still, rock and roll until youre dead.
Gilbert: Whats your goal, your purpose?
John: Chics. (laughs) No, thats really not why Im in this band.
Todd: Get rich and pick up little girls.
John: I dont know why Im in this band. Because these guys needed another guitarist and I didnt know how to play guitar so they picked me.
Billy: The first band that played have a song about how if you dont preach from the stage. You see, he introduced it by saying, some people say that were not a Christian band and were just Christians in a band. And the song was sort of yelling at people saying that you have to preach from the stage and stuff. And in the States there is like this kind of Christian music scene that were not used to and we dont really understand. The goals in the band are to be a good band and have a lot of fun, but weve all got personal goals that go beyond that.
Scabby: My personal goal is to play music forever, be in a band until I die and to drink coffee.
Billy: And drink coffee?
Scabby: And get tattoos. And thats it.
John: I dont think that I have any goals.
Gilbert: You just like playing shows?
Billy: Yeah.
"I hate the USA, but the people are nice."...Todd
John: Even when nobody shows up.
Billy: Sometimes more when nobody shows up.
Gilbert: Did you guys have fun tonight?
John: I had lots of fun.
Billy: I would have had more fun if my guitar worked. We drove too far, like it cost us at least $50 to come play this show. It would have been more fun if we didnt loose a ton of money every time we played, but its still fun.
Gilbert: Cool. So you enjoy doing it then?
Todd: If I didnt enjoy doing it I would have walked out a long time ago.
Gilbert: So are you guys excited about the show tomorrow with Headnoise?
Billy: Very much.
Gilbert: So tell us about the shows you have left, I know you said you only have a few left and then you are going back home, or?
Todd: Our last show is Tom Fest in Washington. We might be playing with 90lb.Wuss in Seattle, but we dont know about that yet.
Gilbert: So is there any future goals for the band?
Billy: Were going to try to make it home without killing each other.
John: Chances are about 50/50 right now.
Billy: If we get home and dont kill each other, were doing a CD with Declaration Records.
Gilbert: Are you guys in any other compilation, or just this one compilation?
Todd: Weve been asked to be on some compilation by this guy at Cornerstone that didnt even see us play.
Gilbert: So what do you guys write your songs about?
Billy: I write all of the lyrics and mostly they are about my life. Now things are about like why are we over there bombing Kosovo when we dont have any business being there. Mostly songs about that. Our new song is about America is an antichrist. Theres a song thats sort of between me and God, like from me to God. Theres just stupid songs about being pirates. We have some political songs. Songs about how our foreign policy is killing the third world, that kind of stuff.
"Find out about the millions of people that are dying around the world because of your foreign policy."...Billy
Gilbert: So if you guys could get signed what label would you guys want to be on?
Todd: I dont think we ever want to be signed.
Gilbert: You guys like the underground scene?
Billy: Yeah, at least we cant stand the uh,
Todd: Politics of labels.
Billy: Yeah.
Todd: We dont like getting told what to do.
Gilbert: You just like to play punk rock.
Billy: Well put stuff out on a label, like we are going to do stuff on that, whats it called?
Todd: Declaration Records.
Billy: Because hes a friend and stuff but well never sign and stuff on somebodys label I dont think. We almost did because we were getting desperate, but then we figured out it wasnt what we wanted.
Gilbert: So you guys are just happy playing music. Just playing shows, not getting signed.
Billy: Yeah. Some bands want to get big and be famous and stuff, but we dont care. We like playing to punk kids and sleeping on the floors.
Gilbert: Last question. This is going to be online on our magazine, so its basically going to be everywhere so if you could say any last words, what would you say to the people out there?
Todd: I hate the USA, but the people are nice.
Gilbert: Ive never been to Canada but Id like to go fishing up there.
Todd: We came on this tour not knowing what would happen and it seemed like God wanted us to come on this tour and I think Im maybe a little bit disappointed at the way things are going. Um, the tours been a flop overall but Im really curious to know what God wanted to get out of this tour from us. Because I really havent seen anything, maybe Im still waiting for it to happen, but its been a little bit frustrating. I dont know if thats really a good thing to say for my last words.
Gilbert: Its cool. Its how you feel.
"Im sick of cheesy Christian bands that say throw away lines that they cant or dont back up."...Billy
Todd: Thats how I feel. Im still curious to know what God has in store for the band. There were too many things that happened on this tour that couldnt have been coincidence that could have only happened because God wanted us to come and do this. Im just a little bit curious as to why.
Gilbert: How about you?
John: He pretty much about stole it. Thats exactly how I feel. We started out and I still dont feel like we would have made it this far if God didnt want us to. But I dont see why He wants us to. I havent seen anything worth His while, why weve come out this far, I dont know. Weve been pretty well taken care of on this trip. Our shows get canceled and somehow we still find shows. I dont know.
Gilbert: What about you, any last words?
Scabby: Huh? Last words? I havent prepared my speech yet. I feel the same way they do. I think that God wanted us here and so many things have happened that its obviously that Hes helping us out like we crossed the border too easily, we didnt get checked for IDs or anything. Usually we get searched for hours on end.
Billy: They didnt find the heroin.
Scabby: They didnt find the heroin, the AK47s. It seems like God wants us here, I dont know why yet and I hope that He shows us soon. So what do you have to say genius?
Billy: If there is anything that I could tell people to do especially in America, Id say find out what your governments doing. Find out about the millions of people that are dying around the world because of your foreign policy. Same thing in Canada. Especially, it seems like a lot of Americans, we watched this TV show last night the Newlywed Show or something and one of the questions was, Whats different between American men and Russian men? And the answer was always something about how American men are more moral than Russian men. But, theres just this American myth thats so untrue. That they believe that American people are more moral than other people and the American government is more moral than other governments just lets the American government kill millions and millions around the world. And we do it thinking that we are a moral society or a Christian society, but, and we sort of do it in the name of God, killing people all over the place, but its all a lie. God isnt in the government. Anything else I couldnt say in a short time. But read Norm Chalmsky. But I cant put something like that on the Internet, its like wearing a cheesy Christian slogan or something. Or like, we went to this Sunfest thing and there was these booths selling T-shirts and bumper stickers and things with cheesy Christian slogans like,
John: Im the Christian the Devil warned you about.
Billy: Yeah, just like stuff that calls non-Christians stupid and like, like the stuff I believe is the most important thing about who I am, but I need a relationship with somebody before they can understand really what that is I cant really shout it or wear something like that on my sleeve. The booths with the stupid cheesy slogans that sort of have Christians set apart from non-Christians which shouldnt be that way at all, are totally full. And the booths that were Sponsor a starving child in some third world country there was nobody there the whole time we were there. It was really frustrating. Why am I talking about this? Obviously God is more important than politics and outside of space and time and politics and everything you know, but its harder for me, I cant wear God on my sleeve. Im sick of cheesy Christian bands that say throw away lines that they cant or dont back up.
Gilbert: So basically you guys are about the true punk rock scene.
Todd: Were all about going out and having fun.
Billy: Our band is about having fun.
Gilbert: Cool. Well, you guys were bad tonight, thanks for coming and I hope your show goes well tomorrow.
Thanks guys.