Scenario:
A very serious type board meeting thing. Not for sure about location.
A man enters a room. Expressing sorrow for being a tad bit late…he sits and from a little case thing he pulls a Mr. Potato head out and casually sits it on the desk making no attempt to explain why, and sits waiting for the meeting to start. Everyone naturally is a bit baffled by this, but attempt not to make any inquiries. All through out the meeting. Possibly a meeting of like year profits and stuff…or something…the man with the Mr. Potato head occasionally picks up the Mr. Potato Head and holds it to his ear in a listening manner…. everyone continues to be baffled and a bit disturbed by this behavior. Finally the speaker looses patience and begins heatedly asking something to the affect of "why do you have that stupid Mr. Potato Head with you???" With an initial look of disgust the man and then reaches down to the Mr. Potato head and quickly removes its ears. Then addressed the meeting speaker very heatedly to the affect of "How dare you talk to my client that way, This Mr. IM. A. Potato head, is a very close friend of mine I've known him since I was a child. Not only is he a friend but he is a major supporter of this firm. And I would greatly appreciate it if you could keep your simple-minded comments to your self…. he then quickly puts Mr. Potato Head's ears back in. The meeting continues with an aura of irritation my all…the mans behavior in consulting Mr. Potato head continues…. finally at the end of the meeting the speaker asks if there are any questions ….The man says "well naturally I'm fine with everything, but my client has several questions… At this point the speaker looses it and goes on to verbally insult the Mr. Potato head and is very very mad. Now the man gets furious and starts punching the table…."listen you uptight prejudiced bastard, this is as good a person as you'll ever meet (Mr. Potato head), And I'll be damned if you're going to stand there and insult him. Anyways, the two eventually start pounding the table and the man eventually leaps onto the table in fury and starts to run towards the speaker. In the ruckus Mr. Potatoes head falls to the ground and all his parts fall off…and the man is inconsolable…maybe more?
Scenario= Court type scene…or conference with the two parties and the judge in an office setting. A Chicken Farm owner is trying to sue KFC for allegedly being "prejudiced" against his chicken farm…that happens to be a chicken farm for paraplegic chickens. The KFC Rep. Begins to question the facility to which this chicken farmer runs. The farmer states on how his chicken farm is a place where these socially persecuted fouls can go to seek serenity and peace and learn to live productive lives…. As well productive as one would imagine for being a paraplegic chicken. The KFC rep then questions that if his place is such a "restful" place, and is such a safe haven, they why in the hell do you want KFC to come in and take your chickens and slaughter them for food…and furthermore what is KFC possibly supposed to make out of them? Huh? Chicken nubs? Huh? Some Kentucky fried chicken necks? The farmer then claims that the KFC rep is missing the point entirely. The Farmer explains that these chickens have the right to be eaten if it were in the best interest of them. KFC rep says that this is obviously an attempt for the farmer to increase profits in the obviously slow profit margin of raising paraplegic chickens. Farmer denies it… More to come possibly?