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Is there a Fourth of July in England?"+
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Yes, it comes after the third of July!"+
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How many birthdays does the average man have?"+
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1 Just one!"+
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Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?"+
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12, all of them!"+
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How many outs are there in an inning?"+
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6, three per side!"+
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Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?"+
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No - because he is dead!"+
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Divide 30 by ? and add 10. What is the answer?"+
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70, (30 divided by ? equals 60!"+
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If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?"+
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2, you took them, remember?"+
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A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour."+
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How many minutes would the pills last?"+
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60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd."+
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A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?"+
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9"+
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How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?"+
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0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!"+
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How many two cent stamps are there in"+
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2 cent stamps in a dozen!"+
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