Sir ( or madame ),
Your website offends all 128 of us and everybody we know. Why can't you simply
conform to the norms of society and get on with it. You're an offensive human
being dishing out offensive opinions and cheapening the wonders of creation
with your mishapen contorted hell-begotten renderings and poor colour schemes.
This is not what Jesus wanted the internet used for!s Damn you! Damn you to
hell!
Sincerely,
The Hon. Rev. J.J. Jingleheimer-Schmidt and congregation.
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