A lonely farmer in Paraguay has discovered a alien device in cows.Says a relieable source from the FBI.
"We had our boys examine it, and it was made from materials unknown to the world. As far as we can guess is that it is a device to put humans under the mind control of extraterestrial beings. It was placed in a dog and the pouch keeled over. His heart was still beating but his vital signs weren't that good. This went on for about a week, and then he simply went back to normal. But after a closer look at the dog we descovered that two of it's teeth were missing. And the dog currently suffers from severe seizures."