hollywoodnosuicide

 

                                                          Nemo19

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

        1999

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

      

                                 Dedicated to my kid brutha, Trip Fantastic

                                                 & Frances Farmer

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                 

 

“Release the fiend that lies within you

for his power is beyond human fraility”

                                                                         -Jim Morrison

 

 

“Then the man said “this is at last bone of my bone and flesh of my flesh”

                                                                                           -Genesis 2;2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Memo FromThe Usual Suspect

 

 

                    Weirder Science Time again folks…Here before you is a peeweebig adventure I scrawled inside Jack Kerouac’s “Book Of Blues”…Its’ about the last month of living at Hotel Putman in Deland, Florida recovering from a nervous breakdown & visiting my relatives for the first time in 7 years after morphing into “a rocknroll soldier”(-John Holmstrom).. A mystery machine of diary, t.v. samples & holy scriptures titled by plane crazies whose numerology was invented by stargazing thru “Basquiat: A Quick Killing In Art” (Phoebe Hoban) and using me own Frankenmind …Its kinda bizzare but if you remain inside the prologue to ZOINK$!: A Cosmic Oddysey hopefully you’ll understand the reality of my surroundings as a young AfricanAmerican male at the cutting edge of the 20th century...

 

“hollywoodnosuicide” will be a 7 ½ x 10 500 page rocknroll on the road fotonovel covering The Scene and Hollywood…Text…interior graphics by King Velveeda and black and white photos will be on newsprint with one slick Bunny Yeager centerfold of the photographer...Sarah Swanson…the accompanying cd will contain the track “California” by the band Beautiful Mess and a score by either The Flat Duo Jets or John Frusciante (Guitarist of the R.H.C.P.)….Theres possibility of a video adapted from the work  by Cal Arts videoho Jim Sperber further on down the yellow brick road….Stay safe and have an eventful New Millenium and remember come January I’ll be in

 

                                              “ HOLLYWOOD!”

                                                              -The Red Hot Chili Peppers

                                                                           (Freaky Styley)

 

P.S. it might sound too ambitous, but like I told Jen Hangen and Jim Rutman at Sterling Lord what else are we gonna use the technology for. Also Ann Marlowe author of  “Heroin from A to Z” (Basic Books) told me she and her publisher agreed no one went to readings anymore…So a rocknroll show/concert would be more appealing to the kidz.

More multimedia has to happen cuz it’s the next step in publishing and the performing

arts

 

 

Nemo 19 (Todd Ivey)

Nemo_19@angelfire.com

904.734.4411 ext. 212

 

Besides performing unbilled at a bazillion places, Mr. Misfit Hipnik’s eerie indiana has appeared in The Stranger, The Rocket, The Portable Lower Eastside, American Music Press, The Balhasti Papers, Goo Goo Muck (his Chelsea Hotel generated zine), Cups, Filth, Fizz, Revolting! And WWW.Hightimes.com (“Kurt Cobain Will Have His Revenge On Rob Zombie”/Music Archives)

 

 

 

Plane Crazy# No Armani suit with paint splattered pants

Let me tell ya about Hotel Putznam..deland florida…Hendrix on the harddrive...mickey’s mini..girl interupting Andy warhol’s lastsupper…scars the repeater radio Mr. Freeze… quite an ”expensive” Jane’s addiction..nothing really shocking  in this room…new black pants…t;j maxxed out….Have convinced someone I might be bigger than leprachans…..nazi pool cleaner…that’s what Marla sez..Pints make the best of friends when all the women are…GONG SHOW!!!…Psalms 114:1 “When Israel went forth from Egypt, the house of Jacob from a people speaking unintelligibly

 

Plane Crazy# Dean& Deluca…closed on Prince St.

Fit hipster..fit hipster…fit hipster…is a hipster that fits when all else has failed to levis 501Buttonfly…electroweed boy that I am..my counterculture is too startrek fast track for trans high corporation …my sins are t.v. spinoffs waiting to happen..Cecil B Demille Saturday mourning Epics..in admidst surroundsound MillValley…Mill Valley Let it roll

Off your tongue...Mill Valley golden gated chapter of big fun..waiting for fedexed food-stamps And exotic amazons to enter Warner Bros Kid WB..Jeremiah 11“There-fore this what Jehovah has said “ Here I am bringing upon them a calamity”

 

Plane Crazy# The Maitre d just whisked us into…the kitchen 

hollywoodnosuicide transported by Marla’s Saturn..Trip in the front..nodding off..electrician man Midsleep…Fastforward Hotel Lobby…Terri sez “Your brother’s not hard to look at”….Rewind…Sapphire supper club...transamfutureworld…aeonflux rasta girl should have talked to…hollywoodnosuicide somehow must thrive alive to the funkadelic..let its tentacles join Parliament….reading it’s a free country ..old skool grove pressed by Ira Silverberg…I’m not a junkie….But I trembled many naked lunches…” A transmitter so they followed the signal and it led to my pad” Jeremiah 9:11And I will make Jerusalem piles of stones the lair of jackals and the cities I will make A desolate waste

 

Plane Crazy#Blonde Mohawks Flying Toward The Sun

Basquiat bad boy quick killing in email art…sustained by sushi leftover… hollywoodnosuicide…As described in unprinted pages of Financial Times…Nestle’s stock running wild boysin the streets…Duran Duran do for a comeback…”washed out blue bottle” containing Henry MillerSmut..July watch outfor June she a most delicious liar…liar liarlake of fire…

 

Plane Crazy# Still Struggling with Racism

Fabulous ford fairlane daze in new orleans..leave me motionless..in the chair..on the bed…surrendering to kodack moments…grieving for a past I’m suppose to leave behind…itsall a matter of opinion..its all amatter of the view…sunkisted scoobydoo..Doonesbury dragracing  donated to the new scientist lamb…cherry 66 intel inside..vitual sound machine is the stranger brew ha!ha!…Proverbs 10:11 A wise son is the one that makes a father rejoice and a stupid son is the grief of his mother

 

 

 

Plane Crazy # Mike Clean up that Beautiful Mess

Dansani: purified water…a product of the Coca Cola Company..Drink me…Alice HargroveIs about to enter a new wonderland whose warriors are fee fi foad in sleepy hollow…  Beautiful Mess mike…HE’S IN BAND! sees more than you know….it’s the sound of Doonesbury dragracing storming wall streetwith teen marie…those darn kidz disney imaginering joan of arc while Jehovah witnesses.. like me? Jabber jaw new kingdom come…I wanna I wanna Bene gesserit go! Go! Go!…

 

Plane Crazy# Little notes in pink ink

Wiredhotwiredhotel room often described in a prescription that one swallows with jack danielsI have pills…sullen pills pregnant with self importance….the t.v. remains off until smackdown..Iam The Rock..no matter what he sez…a eerie indiana dune no messiah…I wanna bene gesserit Go!go!Go!…full length mirror streaked by Florida misery..yeah I’m gonna stephen king a christine and head for La….Hong Kong!..trying so hard to overthrow Kerouac from his throne… I’ve done away with the bladerunner unknown…

Custom leather.. in my wardrobe..when will it return…only Agatha knows…and NYC’d uncle sam’s naval pea coat…$68…of course mine was a hundred…sip of java…new edition of dune..a black thing of fantastic four…Flame on!…Ezekiel 23:12”Therefore o holibah this is what the sovereign lord Jehovah has said “ here I an rousing up your Passionate lovers against you those from whom your soul has turned away in disgust and I will  Bring them in against you on all sides sons of babylon”

 

Plane Crazy# One Of those things William Burroughs Did

Explaining to myself again why I didn’t spaceinvade the MTV Music Awards...Titanic love fallout will open the gates of heaven...hoping to be Madonna’s Maverick… remember?… Once again can the agents of death be stopped since the Bermuda triangle has commuted to capecod… turn on the scoobydoo..turn on the scoobydoo…powerpuff girls bananasplit to lidsville looking for witchy’s pooh…Manic depressant best avoiding keeping up with the cobain…Daniel 3: Nebchadnezzar the king made an image of gold

Jodycat_1@hotmail.com,

 

Plane Crazy#Flooded with superb jazz

Jerry lee lewis killer the keyboards..will I have a teen bride..Sam Goldfarb..17..Man I wanna greatballs of spoken word fire on sun records..chanitlly lace interface herup Above thru the internet…lollapalooza wide open spaces surfed by an invisible board.. gotta Stop by Cliff’s he’s got an essential ingredient…rustle me up a steak & shake bop bop a loo bop Udder confusions so though I want strong bones I avoid milk unless mom more park sausages please makes me breakdown with guilt…no okay with the brownies it was a pleasure.. cause she gotme outta Bellevue…Manhattan’s no chicago hope..Chartered bus ufo…daily news reveals Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn’t smile party of five all the time…Oh the places you’ll wanna bene gesserit  go go …subscription to surfer ha I canceled Variety ..years ago never did like their hollywood  report of pennies from heven thatnever seemed to prevent Annie havin that hard knock life…besides the movie I wanna see ain’t in production

 

 

Plane Crazy# Then just boom

James Giant Peach gnawed by dead milkmen’s big lizard in my  backyard… transam-futureworld…Aeonflux rastagirl should talked to…lone ranger mask..serve with boiledegg no bacon…Pigs in space and around the corner..I meant Winn Dixie ofcourse…I often wondermike more than I can superhuman…I am not..even though I wear the Man’s ring…3d action comics…Baby don’tcha know what I’m after your remote somehows gotta connectto my channel cuz I;m goin digital…poster designed by cosmic hotrods…refueling before disembarking for jupiter… starship troopers with boots..supplied bywesco…scapoose oregon….

 

Plane Crazy# Drawing of Spiderman’s Compleat Infinity

Okay so MTV didn’t exactly invite me…Judy just should have known…”The Stranger Agent HollyEdWood Handbook Virtual Reality Check…Ms. Ray of Light can we talk now...In ’98 I motorpsychoed that bible of yours...Joshua Tree’s 29 Palms to Beverly Hills…or is there still something in the way of my novel Nirvana…Tribe called questin a muppet treasure island without a map is three the Harder way than you realize…golem always cried “my precious” but I’m afraid he would have been more successful in recovering his lord of rings if he had a cell phone ..maybe call Slim Moon..about a demo..get the message out “ I’m here “ …but I don’t wanna kill rockstars…. I’m no longer Underdog… I’m a SuperHarlemGlobetrotter with a uniball gel grip unlike any other SpaceJam …

 

Plane Crazy# Bump In The Knight Startles Julia Roberts On The Way To Harlem

I’m noticing Jack’s 16th chorus “ phoney negro sea captain with the battered coat”..Seems like a biography discovery..there’s that word channel again.. years ago across from Columbia University me jack and the rest of the beats sonyied the same walkman on subway rides to downtown to see all them NYJew girls..ha I’ll give you a Tisch school of arts…I make you into a pretty woman…Jodycat_1@hotmail.com, I’ll make you into a something about mary…see the camcorder is me head..and the film is composed of words..dumber than dumb that I’m sorry are building me an imperfect mask to hide behind while the cable guy adjusts the man in the moon…arighty then… lynched by David I’m tellin her that girl…JodyCat_1@hotmail.com, that I can smell the future…that I can showtime herback to the Chelsea…Hotel for all you beginners…in triumph…urbanoutfiitedin new purple haze…Psalms 20May Jehovah answer you in the day of distress

 

Plane Crazy#  Zeitgeist Heist

Americano single walking tall..in I don’t know your name red rain…Karma Powerman 5000 beads…marrried?…frexual sustration..the beeroverflows..heather sez why don’t I just lick it off..jetcar jet car I wanna bene gesserit jetcar come as you are…Blind pig pub

What am I drinking now…applesomethingciderhouserules…Stetson nearby but it ain’t a hat…University with a universe of uncertainties…what’s your Major stuff?…”Gothic

Spirited biodomes with virtual game playin barrel of monkeys built in every Disney land

Theme park…unplugged chains rattle and shake me to surrender tonew pollution…Yeah yeah uncomedy grand central station.. you don’t need to dial..freakyfriday tooti frooti is Jody’s 42nd streetcontact…berlin submarine ain’t surfaced yet…man don’tya know what time it is…007 the transam futureworld is not enough for this collected cyber punk…“the poems of the punk who met the Fagin “ sez Jack

 

Plane Crazy#Mary Boone Do You Have a Room

Nervous breakdown ..don’t ask  why drink bud dry…bullet the blue sky..I’m gonna take you higher...this is an occasion you can’t afford to miss…me aboard u2 fighter planes gotta Donkey Kong the egyptair..don’t ask why drink Bud Dry bullet the blue sky…yeah yeah uncomedy grand central station…Juke box burn cured by the crow..reassemble river phoneix…Blind Pig Pub what am I drinking now…hey you’re getting a clueless… everybody wants to buy you a beer but nobody wants to follow you home lady…tired and uninspired eccentric from outta town…how worse can this groovy get…rewind to a time when the fare was fully paid..what am I  complaining about it always has been…coming down the mountain with my own opinion knowing I’d cash in soon…many November moons since swimmin situation super crazy…Good life inc aint..mine..whatam I complaining about it always has been….

 

Plane Crazy#Lived In Paris’89

whoa whoa whoa geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetar solo;;;chester’s yester day news biker doods wish I was oceansize…Practice at home!..in less than a week I’m all dayton beach midnightsheep baa baa black sheep calvin klein clad…carressed by nine nails.. stealing lines from Robert ..make mine Morrisey…I’ll dance in the doorway..of the bar...bringing on a new robot dawn…unjoydivision  keeps on callin me…less than zero hero bread by a new breed what the hell am I ..oh yeah oh yeah uncomedy grand central station…

 

Plane Crazy#Self Titled Artist After The Dance

sickman …cheering and applause…sickman…cheering and applause…sickman…cheer-

ing and applause…visit our website….newcastlebrownbassrollingrock…deepseated

attraction to no satisfaction…surrounded by sonic youth dirt..WRONG WAY...Ezekiel 18:2 “fathers are the one that eat unripe grapes but it is the teeth of sons that get set on edge”…Hey kids come see the band banned by Mickey…Saturday November 27th at the Gator Pub in Lake County…The Malefactors and Lake County Legends..The Dead End Kids…These flyers brought to you by Drunken Vinyl Records

 

Plane Crazy#New Wave Batcave

and now this..Nemo has his turbo charged ticket to getback in Gotham’s suddenly doo or die...1 800 Gonna Collect A Fifth Element…Misfits come opera play ball last week on this program..left in no man’s land…now resuming the tagteam title…berlin trying to get a nickname…vampire reign supreme…superstation the powers that be Daniel: I kept on beholding in the visions of the night and see there clouds of the heavens someone like a son of man happened to be coming. To the ancient of days he gained

Access..

 

Plane Crazy# Dabbled In FingerPainting

Robert mitchum figured he was illegitmate but what’s the difference…the things cigarettes do to your inside..everyone wants to be painting Picassco….Paul DressedAs Harlequin 1924….spanish pavillions world fair..sullenmood brutal civilian…the bull tries to shake..charges toward the iron fence..cowboy still stabbing him at the side with the divine line trying to order todays message..can I get a burger please..okay pull around..look at him go!..attempt at the publisher weekly’s big splash…He’s got the chair obvious payback..obviously you know whothe monster is…CNN Headline News..This Sunday its all over…pressure in the carribean sea…eleswhere high pressure is dominate..all time leading score…and sam perkins is on the floor at the same time…Vanessa willams as the focal pointof the painting ..he creates a more hopeful work of art to solve the problem…Creative control....shoulders not pinned to the mat…group #3 advancing..seasme street live on nitro…welcome to our neighborhood….wait wait wait if You can..for sight penetrating action…bagless cyclonic cleaning..one big scoop and its Gone…

 

Plane Crazy #  Looney Cartoony Characters Break In House.SteaL Remote Control

CBS next….who wants to be a millionaire…two possible answers...lets see what happens …total prize money mayhem…the only way to settle it..dogface gremlin appears to be in control..booker t. excellent counter….another boot to the mid center…seven candle garden guarded by teddy bear..it’s a time warner company…whatever your pressure… you’ll find it here…lots of dogfood and energys surveys…third watch with Lynn Russell..Tim burton’s edward scissorhands habitat protected by visa cards...cyber ali

Knockout kings new orleansla promotional consideration…america on line really talking to each other….

 

Plane Crazy#Freaked Out On a Piece Of Heavy Metal

movieclassics..I’ve avoided Hollywood cuz I don’t know what to say to Tori Spelling this that and the other thing but ya know she’s gonna ask me about her acting…I smell a slice of Big Daddy now on video & dvd….I mean I didn’t know it was set up like that..tell me there’s a chance..

 

Plane Crazy# Time Travel Isn’t Cheap

Just try and get closer with better graphics..Jodycat_1@hotmail.com, whatcha run off like that for maam…Jodycat_1@hotmail.com,..gotta get those wet clothes off ya…I was running from the truth…thinking tomorrow may never come..it be the one that got its throat cut…unusual occupations proccessed in magna color..make possible the strategy of success…more terrain than a jeep can cover in a week of enemy activity…a paramount picture cinema secret…terrifying monsters time travel to catch a thief on an angry red planet…a young harrison ford in this movie..an orion pictures release..Orion…roberta’s son..she’s the bluesdj@msn.com spinning those things that go bump in the night…look

At me the goingpostal@spinmag.com fool..spinning spinning…15 seconds later..wheel

Of fortune..learn the real challenge comes from within in…Big Bossman survivor series

 

Plane Crazy# Four Hundred Champagne Glasses..AND NO CHAMPAGNE!

Folks why settle for a teeny weeny chicken sandwich…start by calling itt technical and

Let’s get ready to rumble…cashflowproblem disco in debt trying to get in good with the

Powers that be…living legend world television champ can’t sleep cuz he has a visible

Confrontation with  Hotel Putnam’s Euro 2000 bass life..Thursday night keg night… Friday Night Gents night…saturdaynight ladies night…but not sure what that relationship is.. The  Story next…Who are you to think you can know the difference between Good& evil…I’m just the Messenger…this is the post game wrap up...Revelations “And one of the seven angels that had seven bowls came and spoke with me saying come I will show you the judgement upon the great harlot who sits on many waters.

 

Plane Crazy#Reinventing Supertramp

Went into a church supply place in Nashville right across from the Greyhound bus

station…saw a copy of “understanding suicide” with Kurt’s picture on it..was gonna

Buy the book and take a look but I knew who the villian was “hey hey im the one that you wanted…hey hey I’m the superbeast”-RobZombie…humpty dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty dumpty had a great fall…humpty dumpty carol manned afterall….

 

Plane Crazy#Minimalist Soho

I know my spaceghost in the machine can be a royal pain in the grass yet noone wants to listen that a lot of it has to do with how they’ve ruined scooby doo with Scrappy …that pup’s time is up..cartoon network gonna shed a few pounds…bring me his head…

 

Plane Crazy#Blue Angels Eat Spaghetti Westerns Too

Can’t sandman..desire for spoonman’s blackhole sunshine…marlene dietrich never went Anywhere without her”lil nigger…wish I could have seen the blue angel fly while she was alive..have Cary Grant read me a Philadelphia story…this mania has to do with Howard Hughes and I have to be questioned, cross examined, all most committed…I’m

Committed to a higher ground authority…some super serious public access acessible

To everyone no waiting list…no bringing baby up to code..can I get a witness..

 

Plane Crazy# Winter’s Uriah Heap

Trip and his fruit fetish is getting on my nerves..he’s pushing bananas, apples, pears, grapefruit..excuse me I’m going to the lobby for reeses peanut butter cups, yup yup

Keep my mind off the fact that my bed is empty….as in one…just me…I’m the Black-owski of la or so sed Winter once in her and Liz’s loft space downtown…right after Tongue played Billboard Live…We went grocery shopping …Mister Mean oooh I’m gonna tellingMomma sez half of seattle and the veteran scene queen on a hunt for muchies… She drove a gigantor jeap heap thru the streets…Trashy lingerie on the backseat..winter had lasso’d A brand new heavy to her kinda fun and she was showing off..but our clothes stayed on..Sleep

 

Plane Crazy #Eisner Just Go With The Flow,Nemo’s Handling Your Wardrobe

From Now On..I mean Will you look at ya

Boston Gourmet Coffeehouse….Dood talking about expert witnesses..I’m about to get on

Line and compuke thoughts about hollywoodnosuicide transported by Marla’s Saturn…if you report the Process while processing aaardvark the aardvark while aardvarking is it still cerebus the Aardvark…sounds of this island earth…kaaaching!…south trust any time teller but I already feel like a con cause I’m shaping my request for Dad…molding it like clay…Stealing lines from Robert…the bathwater’s filling up in the tub and I don’t know how to release it..expert …”this is a difficult case…dood talking about expert witnesses..I’ll have to invite the staffers inside…beware my wild america..ruff ruff..yeah I bought this trade edition of keroac book of blues in daytona..new book used store..yeah I’m putting down my HR pufnstuf in it…Psalms22, 16,17..For dogs have surrounded me the assembly of evildoers themselves have enclosed me .Like a lion they are at my hands & feet. I can count my bones.”

 

Plane Crazy# Limos parked outside postage stamps

Dad asks “whats this all about?”..well if you most know….extreme nonfaction razzle dazzle..a Fold inThe tent of the sky archangel..the prodigal spy island of the innocent …Nerds 2.01Brief history of the internet dream encyclopedia..apocalypse going to pieces without falling apart..Starduststarfarers..a defiant life out of my mind…noirbook of knights…Hardball..end of days fragments louis pasteur… jack and the bean stalk jungle-book. Bugsbunny babysitters club…the lantern bearers gulliverss travels…junkyard dog’s..Alpahbet city ballet..his complete story aound the world in eighty days..ZOINK$!

 

Plane Crazy#Edie and the other dead starpeople

Defintely cool twelve impossible things before breakfast..shapeshifting the mummy

Maker thump-o-moto…the extraordinary adventures of an ordinary hat bebbopa do Walk.. pumpkin faces…welcome back son..snow white and the seven dwarves atHodges Café...here comes Prince Charming in his Toyota…stop…Dad asks whatsThis all about..Gottta email one of each of ya..infamous fall from grace.., Dad, Woody Harrelson was at the party…convincing one’s father your grapeape planet of the Apes is gonna make the inside while being the biggest industry outsider is not a conversation you’d like to keep on conversing…Dad, Woody Harrelson was at the party

 

Plane Crazy# Einstein’s Protege

Wish I bought that pair of converse sneakers cuz my royal elastics slippers are tragic…Their made out of manmade leather and boy do they stink.

 

Plane Crazy# The Cage Remains The Same

Cosbyshow addamsfamily..never baptize a stray cat built for speed…Orange city

Matinee massacre..the messenger..milla being john malkovich…the messenger.. no

One listens to me..to the drawbridge..go home..a new take on the brave young peasant girl…the straight story a gem…oh what’s the use..it won’t do much good..there’s No

thing to be done to help your brother..he’s been tried and found guilty…love for Jovo-

vich…drink this…I hope everyone will forgive me for behaving likethis..I’m ashamed of myself…Poor child..estranged wife of the director..these desperate War weary soldiers are filled with awe and amusement by this alien creature.. looking For luc besson..you certainly have sharp eyes…but I must be careful not to break a Command-ment…my hundred year war on the dance floor..I implore you to listen to me…People get ready…My name is hollywoodnosuicide…I’ll explain everything to him..Girl power one day headlines..  Jodycat_1@hotmail.com,

 

 

 

 

 

Plane Crazy# Joan, Meet Noah’s Ark

The filmmakers twitchy MTV style doesn’t help…that’s impossible she’s isn’t disturbed

On any account…she has retired..return in the morning..thank you so much.. love for

Jovovich..her stammering is strictly amateur..please leave me alone..but why are you

Here..what’s the meaning of this…have you been drinking..Besson’s idea of how to plunge the viewer into the heart of the fighting is to place the camera so close to the

action that the viewer is disoriented…have you felt it yet..if you could all sitplease…find this other quick…Jodycat_1@hotmail.com… tipoff classic I can’t believe he got married but he did..making love in the elevator…no no no no ..I’d like to make A toast…remind me to thankyou in my own special way…

 

Plane Crazy# Gilligan’s Island Sank

Hostess with the most Toastess….spend a lot of time looking for the one to make us whole…never in a million years..the most unique program on t.v….the lithe lovely former model… looking for action..get it on pay per view…another quake in turkey last night…huddled round Bonfires..supersonic speed right before it crashed…investigation might shed some Light..why don’t you read the newspaper…crown affair..the messenger

can’t conquer its battles and a star who can’t act..Trip agrees with the critic I’m far beyond annoyed…Harsh words…Many words meaning nothing except he’s a fraid I’m a messenger..I have a message..and no one will listen to me..to the drawbridge..Go home… look at him creeping about…what are you doing down here.. what I’m asked to do…you’re still here..yes the fool that I am…there’s many things that I don’t  understand..what do you want..three musketteers…

 

Plane Crazy# Will Robinson How Many Times Must I Warn You…DANGER! 

Suicide and what its got to do with you..one moment please I see what you’re driving at

Large sum of money that’s not suicide..anything we can do..no everythings been taken

Care of what do you want..here an unfortunate man committed suicide…this is no time

For gossip..go on wirth your work..very well he is dead..crybaby..starts again in less than 48 hours…you’ve got to to listen to me.. you’ve got to give me a chance to explain…Where do you want to go..don’t think about it..don’t be foolish…where do you want to go…no doubt…its gonna be a hot day tomorrow…crybaby…I don’t catch your drift.. catch me but what’s this lead to…I’m not asleep..no I don’t think so , no I don’t Want anything …sweet dreams of pasion…thru the night…I don’t see what you gainBy telling everyone everything you know..sweet dreams of passion thru the night…Tell me I don’t know..sweet dreams are taking over…sweet dreams of passion thru the night…very expensive front..chain not complete now complete the end…

 

Plane Crazy# Trade Secrets Revealed At Last

Castle in the sky governed by Beverly Hills councel…starstudded opening… a lot of people think I’m a monster… this is Alfred Hitchcock speaking s reality none of us can really the stand….well mama look at me now I’m a star I’m not sure what this cinema secrets is all about ..I don’t think trip is either..the angry red planet in a fight club with the mighty sea..But first make a surreality check at a burger joint…space ship approaches earth and we long for this another world…radiation monitors stand back..to hell with

Radiation let’s bene gesserot go! go! go!..give me a break how can anybody cope with that ..if only we knew how he was effected we could combat the disease..we could have one last chance the girl..Jodycat_1@hotmail.com,..I hope she comes thru…I wonder if

Some things are better left unknown…

 

Plane Crazy# Unstately Wayne Manna

Psalms 69:17 Deliver me from the mire that I may not sink down…O may I delivered

From those hating me and from the deep waters…Back to the show..entertainment weakly…Batman…eh?…you have who tied up where?.. I didn’t get the joke..entertainment weakly…French toast…hollywoodnosuicide trying to rid itself of supersitions…hollywoodnosuicide transported by Marla’s saturn…Has your life transformed in to Jim Thompson’s Peewee’s playhouse…and you weren’t sure whether you were the hero or the villian…stranger deland beacon on the set of beantown coffee..french toast…whipped butter between the slices…it’s a small town…How come my parents couldn’t I can feel the Miami heat closing in..I sense Agatha staring down shaking her head…sad songs say so much…

 

Plane Crazy# Mom, Nemo Is Latin For NoOne. Do You Get It Now?

Marla wouldn’t lend me her Caroline Bisette Kennedy Vanity Fair…Kennedy...when’s there gonna be a black one…Must every image be some sorta criticism…I see your true colors shining thru…I’m a messenger…I have a message…no one listens to me…go to the drawbridge..go home…slow r&b groove vh#1 is a hard number to reach…100,000 of thousands fan the fire…beware of the backdraft…kurt russell is the computer wearing tennis shoes…and I’m updating the system with a where art thou peace dividend program…bonjour..hot chocolate set…you might on and on mo betta betty blue in Paris..

Dingy room..and build your Milla outtta microwaves…Attack of the 50 foot woman… I’m an investor  business daily in 3 musketeers…strap you to the table..you gonna be here for a good while…there’s aline that always needs to be crossed…but you must ask yourself the question am I the tom cruise…control by holy spirit…oh no trip dislikes when I get fantastic…but that’s the name I’ve given him…

 

Plane Crazy#Animated Man In Black

Animated men in black are back on…I was expecting to see you again…Jack stop it…

You and me fancy pants..123..way to keep a low profile…slick careful, sheriff our future’s sure looking bright…half hour in detention…pokerockstartrip to New York… star gate team is out to face their toughest challenge..tonight at 6..Wednesdays at 8.. no time for a snack..when you need a snack fast…drinkable yogurt….don’t make us choice

United Negro college fund…what’s that a message in bottle…get outta jail free card… saddle up..sorry tex it’s all I could rustle on such a short notice…no time for detours…. Rampage for the futureworld…I should have stayed an accounant....HA!..going somewhere?…visitation of instellar transport code…I knew he’s come in handy..never a dull moment…MIB in the house…with time to spare…protecting the earth from alien scum…weekends, weekdays…change the challenge..cuz my mind’s a world I must defend from Pokemon no way Jose…alrighty it’s Mario’s turn…

 

 

Plane Crazy#There’s a Street Named After Me In Beverly Hills.Honest Injun!

Get into it…most of the stars were contract players…successful designer transforming bit players…falling  into Fashion by accident…21rst century Marilyn Monroe…Jodycat_1@ hotmail.com… puzzled by the dailies…Howard Hawks Gentleman prefer Blondes…lean clean diamonds are a girls best friend..photoplay skintight gown sewn on…sevenyearitch armor to ward off demons…dietrich on a diet cola..box office sensation…tv technician giving a sense of grandness..where’s my top hat as I glamour girl thru..WORD…Screamers..men in black Saving the earth from alien scum…1944 Great transformation in film history..high profile job…some like it hot…twister never flinched…Jeremiah 3:16..Now it came about that as soon as they heard all the words they looked at one another in dread

 

Plane Crazy#Junk Food Jukebox

That’s a Patricia Bosworth Blanket..Grandpa has on… maybe we should get one for you..stupid dog..Tuesday nights on cartoon network…coming up next the power puff girls..followed by ed, ed, & eddy….wait a minute..found a clue..will anyone go out for a scooby snack…The Scooby Doo Project…Part Of the Scooby Doo Movie Marathon…thunderslam basketball..playing up a storm…does he have a job..Mom sez what do you care as long as you’re getting your money..kelly popup playhouse…cartoon cartoon superchunk courageous canine..shake courage shake..cartoon cartoons..sugar and spice and everything nice but I’m running out of element X…Hotel Lobby..what the phone number…904 734 4411…do you hear something..it has a crazy beat…the one and only boogeyman the sun’s already rising…gotta blow this joint….SPERBER!…Cartoon Cartoon Sugar and spice and everything nice but I’m running out of element X…Hotel lobby what’s the phone number…904 734 4411…ext 212…give me a call...

 

Plane Crazy#Swampthings Are All Around..HELP !

Something funky going on downtown..oh no the girls are getting swamped…yeah guess there’s a problem..they think the wurm’s someone else…I am emperor shuruf…I am a staring planet…all my elements are being brokendown…and I being reassem-bled…eliminating my self destruct button…professor has me in laboratory…he wants the ingredients to the recipe..he knows the aliens are attacking…and they need to be liquidated…this is a job for wacky bruce…Fellow spaceman in my high school..West Morris Central…Mom, Dad Talk with me…. but the cone of silence is brought in by Get Smart…and my strength is beatendown by Beast master shouting’s he’s the king of the world…I’m a consultant all the way up there…and each day I have to arrange my lift higher higher…that’s not coffee, it’s straight caffeine..target insight….this town ain’t big enough for the both of us..wait, okay no go…it’s not a leotard, its my superhero suit…trying to pay attention and wind up in detention…listen up troops I have an important announcement…I’m in the middle of an Audition for rehabilitation..the purpose..exploring the human mind..via sumsung power escape menu..Numbers 16:49, 50” And those dead from the scourge amounted to fourteen thousand seven hundred, aside from those dead on account of Korah..when at last Aaron returned to Moses at the entrance of the tent of meeting the scourge had been stopped.”

 

 

 

 

Plane Crazy#Okay I’m Much Better Now

This is straightoutstraightalk…cartoon cartoon sugar spice and everything nice but I’m running outta element x ..I could scream..hopefully a scripture can calm me down…I’m just a hounddog howlin…Mike@wired Responses To My hollywoodnosuicide.. sez I left threats of violence on the machine…Meri Meri..that’s comments quite contrary..To the actual events..I said hey hey I’m the main cosmic monkee on tap..why don’tcha do the right thing…but of course not I’m the Blackowski of LA in detention in Deland…so I emailed the accuracy with a cutting remark.. “To the drawbridge”…At least Dr. Snakeskin left his bite back in Berlin…trust me I won’t CC: your E..though somethin tells me I might…Jodycat’s gonna get a call..I fear no beer..Mike here is a swing from my sword…Psalms 28:3 ‘Do not draw me along with wicked people and practicers of what is hurtful.those who are speaking peace with their companions but in whose heart is what is bad.”….Electric company beautiful and clean..”to the drawbridge”…once again…”those who are speaking peace with their companions but in whose heart is what is bad…

 

Plane Crazy# Ya Know If Judy Doesn’t Offer Me that Cameo Vj Spot

Going to Grandma’s house…the sequel…the kids go nuts…the enthusuiasm has been incredible…MTV campus invasion tour..”I can’t cope..let me just be the Grandma” she sez …But I detect a certain ruthless charm I can use to my advantage…does Barry Manilow know you raided his wardrobe…The Danbury…we’ll take it…oh boy this is livin..harry it’s mary with the briefcase…pretty woman put us down for four if we want seconds…bartender two martinis…Hi My name is Mary Swanson…Jim Carey at Bar looks so village people…I think you kids will have a wonderful time..what do you say..

I have a date with you tomorrow, Grandma Tuesday…watch this…what’s a redneck say before he’s seriously hurt…Vcr & Milla..I’m gonna 800 collect Fifth Element…Mary Swanson…yeah she comes in here all the time…what’s that supposed to mean…Got you matching set of micheleins…so much is riding on your tires……..TRANSAMFUTURE WORLD…HOLLYWOODNOSUICDE!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah….Nba on Tnt..  its .taken my game to a new level..its my pleasure mary..and all this time I was going thru all this pain And personal anguish…..turbo lax for fast effective relief…a current affair..who are these sick people…remember me..not really…guy like you..a girl like me…what if you met your Mom before she was your Mom…

 

Plane Crazy#Ya Know Who Made Me A Fatburger In New York Once.? That Guy Who Plays Joey On Friends

Back to my Transamfutureworld…being part of a team means trusting your partner …James Bond is here…in senseless acts of video… do you really think think this  is gonna fix my computer…get caught up all over again..Harry what’s going on with Harry your name is Harry?…fatburger..I know films that don’t even exist..by facing an insurmontable force. Be praised I’m victorious..false news of death flung in the river..I had renounced God to avenge her with all the powers of darkness…. Jodycat_1@hotmail.com…

 

 

 

Plane Crazy#Joe Bob Briggs I’m Given You Til Sundown To Get Outta Town

Hollywood Saturday Night Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us.

London 1897..four centuries later.I’ve done all that you asked Master..when the rewards are given I’ll benefit from your genorosity… I’ll tend to the count…opportunities like this come once in a lifetime… akiss..peacock feathers..left budapest early this morning..my friend I’m anxiously expecting you.. I trust your journey from London has been a heavy…your friend D..my dear jonathan has been gone a weekIt must be grand to see strange countries where noone is here…Blue Flame On!….Marla sez this is pretty intense…its to raise the market value..you found mina…Milla being  john malkovich…I thought she was lost…A month… do you need me to stay so long…I’ll take no refusal ….Jim Hart’s version..the screenwriter..Joe Bob’s Hollywood Saturday night..Ultimate outburst…3 way to play..you’re ready…Van Halen 3 bombed..I did that in my dream….Practically a Hag…Positively indecent..I’m not… Men flock around her…what manner of man is this lovesick timelord…

 

Plane Crazy# Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroan

Molecules of inventive lunatic.. spider eating flies…promises of immortality…the castle is old and has very bad memories…okay can I call a cab…mudslides in the south of france..lets hit the road sez trip..what of the princess there’s always a princess..what I learned over school break leappad…colgate netscape navigator bent on cleaning better….why did the frog cross the let’s hit the road…knicks vs jazz..hooked on phonics…start write cdrom free.. positively radiant..suffering from a violent brain fever…you’ve got to go to him…. you’ve got to love him…yes for I’m the undead…our love is stronger than death… JodyCat_1@hotmail.com, …produced by Francis Ford Coppola…It’s so hard to wake up I can feel it..slowly slowly slowly..I think it’s time to do some metal melding…showem showem whatcha got…blast outta here..how perfect..but will my armor be my undoing…The pain seems to be coming from my armor..it maybe here to destroy me just when I needed it most..what’s the problem wildfire..losing your spark…transamfutureworld..hollywoodnosuicide…I 800 auto pro…now excuse me from sounding cynical..but whose rates are gonna be lower…the hardcoreseries by Duncan…Mom always sed use your toonami sailor moon imagination...

 

Plane Crazy# The Bride Of Reinventing Supertramp

Peterpan may still roam the streets of seattle..I know for he had me lead the lost boys thru its midsummer nights dreamin of a mattress…special ed matt mindflex & me…members of the millionaires club seeking shelter at the union gospel mission…until like pioneers   we trailblazed from the square for a spot beneath the Paramount Theatre…Sunset blvd parts of our screamed ministry we ensnared the passerbyers with..riding the metro…scammin I mean plannin a descent on the Chateau Marmot…no no wait guys that new ebony hotel in harlem…when the summer ended and the MTV music awards returned…

 

 

Plane Crazy # Son Of Reinventing Supertramp

”I belong to No man” howled Matt..his blonde hair woolymammothed to his shoulders…I know Matt. I know but quiet down..we’re on the way to see Guardian Alien…and I’m tired…“Nemo, you’ve got to recognize other peoples trips”…thanks for the information but we’re already late…”how we gonna get in?”…we’re gonna crash crash cuz I never got  Guy to put us on the list…Krist Noveselic…hey I asked him..that Nirvana dood…hey Krist can you buy me some tea?…on his cellphone..all suited up…he grinned “Let’s negoiate.”..what?….”I don’t owe you nothing man” .…but I thought he did and I still do…coulldn’t he see this wasn’t all about me…it had to to with Kurt..how I felt I needed to evac advanced life support the disbanded band I never got to see in concert..Alive…Stone don’t ya get it the pearl is jammed up in my pinball machine and I’m gonna tilt the Tommy til it all comes out choreographed Lion King…simba & jodycat…it’s that simple…I can know humility and still hunt for red october…elysian fields…Matt asked is there gonna be a mosh pit…around the corner bolt thru the door…

SECURITY!… are you ready to rumble…thrown back outside…guardian alien help!..I thought you sed there was gonna be a mosh pit..yeah we were tag you’re it…

 

Plane Crazy# Does Superman shave?

Last night..Hotel lobby…Lissette…”you gotta lotta phonecalls today. They said they’d call back. one was female”….very interesting…Kerouac..” He quit school in his sophomore year and joined the merchant marines, beginning the restless wanderings that were to continue for the rest of his life…cartoon cartoon…parry thrust parry…armies rock the casbah clash..whoa so these guys can run…even in a documentary…he’s pretty fast do you think he’s gonna make the deadline..make the cut…advanced scientific study… absolutely nothing humilating…I’m about to interogate sharon stone…your’next Angel its on…it’s the only way to save our friends…only way to find out…but are the powers wasted on me..am I gonna drop the torch anyway..Xena I’m sorry…somehow we gotta level the playing field…here goes nothing…I hear her words echoing thru my mind that I’m weak…legacy of the legion of superheroes  …this maybe the only thing you gave me Mother…no there was that sandwich soup and understanding..that’s it..that’s how to defeat Rob Zombie…he’s finished..what do you think..a fuse we need a fuse..york peppermint patty…get the sensation…as real as it gets…shoulda used energizer..now you can eclipse…keep going and going…but can he hold on to his losing his mind…just what the road wills…cuz now profit is the bottom line…armies now moving outto where the explosions came from…Ruth1:1”And Ruth proceeded to say “Do not plead with me to abandon you to turn back from accompanying you: for where you go I shall go and where you spend the night I shall spend the night. Your people will be my people and your God my God

 

Plane Crazy# Boy Wonder full of CENSORED!

I have something to share with you..I have a wonderful discovery…light em up now…

Lochness monster…bigfoot?…we’ve heard rumors of free computers…a pc you can

Believe in..get down..deserters headed for the shore..Tom chucky’s being canceled.. Nobody cancels my brother…whistle theramin…we meet again punk..I’m gonna zap ya into channel 5 or 6…not so fast let  my brother go..two can play this game…you’re making me very angry…like I told ya punk cable ain’t free…time to cancel our service..

Fred schneider of the b52’s asked me if I’d walk a dog…details are just two minutes away..lots of room..lots of choices..like rollerblading down a roller coaster…burgerking burger you kids aren’t from here..pow pow power wheels…xtreme machine…pow pow power wheels..oh yeah about our house it moves….and life’s never been the same…wild thornberrys lonesomejake…understanding of the beats…cut and that’s a take…

 

Plane Crazy# God spells…?

Everlastinglifeareyouexperienced is more dangerously difficult than I thought…its intro duction one to another…almost left the best man..Winnebago…the emphasis on money from both ends of the spectrum makes me sick and seperated…can I swing this into the charts…new york times review of books left in a box at Grandma’s house..boywonder tennesse williams moonshadow watchmen soul on ice…spike lee’s gotta have it countee cullen..everybody was kungfoo fighting high society…Women…Italian Cinema stars in my pocket like grains of sand…ya know looking thru the looking glass…visible and invisble persons distribute in space…New york times still review of books left at Grandma’s house..thenwhen thecompletemontypython’sflyingcircusallthewords…saga of theswampthing swampthinglove& death…aliensearthwar..thenwhen miracleman the red king syndrome..a force majeure tale of the body thief…bruce wagner lives in los angeles 1991 Random House Inc… I dare not explore that corridor by Oliver Stone…yet… cause trip left Grandma’s and returned with a book I dare not say no to…so I’ve become “a man without qualities”…so cerebus you went out with a dancer too…Jaka.so much like Jodycat and not because she’s blonde..It could have been her that called…why don’t I just get on the next Greyhound and return to Bellevue and have the Empire Strike back at my brain…

 

Plane Crazy#Did I tell ya about Dad’s drinking habit..ooops just kidding, Really I am…no its nothing..I fell down the steps…really

Boston Coffee…Rufus shoe soulster can’t get a spirit to eat and I need to phone Jim or John and tell them how Trip’s in some new traffic violation bureau and its hard relating like relatives we are…somehow he now says the melvins rock better than Nirvana…and that’s like having somekind of situation where you have robin catching the attention of MTV..hope you’re reading this..that’s alright if ya aint..CENSORED…and Robin rises to the attention of The Justice League…and on a mission after Joker is shot down by a haunted harlequin who wants the clown prince to love her right and robin’s laid to rest and all of a sudden everybody makes like Batman was better…NO WONDER HE WENT NIGHTWING!!!Tweetybird swallowed by Slyvester…and foghorn leghorn gets the statue erected to him in the park..you know us sharks…we keep moving… looping gurus of french riveria…Live music of a nutty irish lady..snicker doodle do the dew…mountain song..quite an expensive jane’s addiction..but I ain’t gonna get that cellphone from Dad..which right since I left that note in Nordstroms Seattle for Conan and Ingrid how I never was gonna get one..Dr Snakeskin casts his shadow upon…

 

Plane Crazy# Aeon Flux Rasta Girl Should Have Talked To

Trip and I may have settled our differences…he came by the hotel and took me for a checkers burger and we might go see Superchunk at the sapphire supper club..hope aeon flux rasta girl should have talked to is there…HEY I’M TALKING LOUD OVER THIS BAND ATTEMPTING IN THE NEXT HOUR OR SO ESTABLISH A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU SO AFTER WARDS WE CAN GO SOME PLACE AND MAKE OUT BUT YOU KNOW THIS ALREADY..SO WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE OH YEAH ATTEMPTING IN THE NEXT HOUR OR SO ESTABLISH A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU SO AFTERWARDS WE CAN GO SOME PLACE AND MAKE BUT YOU KNOW THIS ALREADY,,SO WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE..OH YEAH ATTEMPTING IN THE NEXT HOUR OR SO ESTABLISH A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU SO AFTERWARDS WE CAN GO SOME PLACE AND MAKE OUT  BUT YOU KNOW THIS ALREADY ….

 

Plane Crazy#  A Certain Cal Arts M.F.A. is l.a.z.y

Sperber are you up its me,,is your machine on..turn your machine on..turn it on I’ll call back.. pay attention to your email today I got the addressto the wired editor in chief  Katrina Heron thru her assistant Valerie…I’m gonna send something about kinda doing a Mondo 2000 thing in the magazine…lines of hollywoodnosuicide sprawled all over Jody’s body…ya know your freaky polaroids…and call me some time you have the number..Boston Coffee.. backroom…can you live with MTV I’m asked…rather can MTV live withoutme…Galaxy 500 Superette…Psalms 85:11 Trueness itself will sprout out of the very earth and righteousness itself will look down from the heavens..

 

Plane Crazy# Please Close The Doors Of Perception, Its Cold In Here

…cartoon cartoon…my  thankful book is not done…in my thankful book  I;m thankful for Blue…shovel is thankful for sand…so you remember what Blue was thankful for..that’s right blue is thankful for the summer of autumn… hey how about you what are you thankful…I’m saved by the ledge of krimdoor..she’s in the next room..hearing every word…what are you gonna do now..I’ve seen hundreds like you if your father looked at right now…would he recognize you..stop that humming…the truth is the truth you know what you are…yes sir I’ll see that they send you back…this is America…do you hear this is America…how many moving lights can you catch before you lose it...wait there’s a little more..I want the codename of the man called you don’t know who I am but I know who you are…hurry and see whats coming your way… huggies supreme…click!…really what kind of strange things…why don’t you all go outside and play..oh whimsy fell on the point rock…you’re always having accidents…she’ll have another accident…I hope you know what has to be done now…why so little time..its cp…

 

Plane Crazy”# James Joyce Conjob

How’s it going ..I told the man to sell…I need every inch of it… that   man has ice water in his veins..what are they a bunch of nuts not interested in money eh?..I just had a vision..angel of the sea..would you like to go on the radio…promtional tie in you too can be on the lifestyles of the rich and famous..oh look at that badfinger ..Chrissy.shannon@mtv.com …Thinlizzy Black irish man behind the music..it was her idea…..details of Courtney’s Interscope love affair…sorry can’t take a cannonball like I used to…listen to the power of a giantsized Jedi…look whose back..you and…..go go go for the doughboy…from the doughboy to the oven to you mouth…mr kirby how are business conditions..it depends what side of the fence you’re on…what about the un employment problem…unemployment is not the main problem…emotional not economic

..he used to be the camp…forgot the mustard…I guess it wasn’t such a hot idea…ya mean ya did it on purpose…you had to go and get funny..spoil everything..what do you think I am?…agoof…that’s spiritalism dear…I don’t intend to wrestle again…if you don’t mind…I think we should be going…there’s nothing to talk about…keep your mouth shut…don’t let anybody out that door..these steps lead to the cellar..what do you call this…the new monster…playing boogeyman radicals…the government isn’t in danger from ed…everybody in this house is under arrest…revolution!..keep your shirt on..never a dull moment…I wanna telephone my attorneys you numbskulls…Ya told me you played the harmonica..maybe should take it up again…take a flying leap..who do they think they are?…anytime you wanna go slumming..stay away from our neighborhood…

 

Plane Crazy# cyberflys go buzzz buzz KaACHING

cinderella flees city..she doesn’t wanna see you…it only makes things worse…I’m awfully sorry…sombody say they want something to eat..she’s staying with helen…that’s near connecticut isnt it Grandpa…uh my darlings I’m so lonesome for you I promise to write twice a day…New York Post..markets going crazy…they don’t know whether to buy or sell…hello…you know what’s going to happen to you anthony p. kirby…he’s taking it kinda hard. He was always a weak sister…dad I know you’re gonna be busy so I’m quitting…I’m handing in my resignation..you’re quitting..what are you gonna do..go away for a while…Dad if you think its funny…I came to say goodbye… good bye Dad…Goodbye son…”left Neal’s and went to live in Cameo Hotel on third street frisco”

-Jack

 

Plane Crazy# Frusicante Circus Circus

Red Hot Chili Peppers when behind the music continues…should I tell him about  the tattoo…share what you know..taste what you love and you’ve got superior protection… uplift mofo party plan..steer clear of heroin..life will be better without it…this experience will make me stronger..June 27 1988..Hillel Slovac overdosed…He made a mistake.. I did not expect the news…escape to a small fishing village in Mexico…God Within Toys Us  Story2…Point Click Play…Mad Scientist Guitar Art…He doesn’t have a credit card…Nutured on mother’s milk commercial success…Producer Rick Rubin…Gangster rap from a historic hollywood mansion…reflecting on the damage I’ve done…but it feels like my relatives enjoy helping me…together we don’t cry..disenchanted and distanced himself from the band..that’s why I went to Seattle…stay in touch with the beauty… know that place…I thought I lost a friend forever…what if every kid could achieve his dream…one touch access..

 

Plane Crazy# I Wonder Who Lost Those Paintings I Did At The Chelsea

You know I could scream..its been days and Jody still hasn’t called me..knock me down with a Hi Nemo…I mean I feel like quitting this she’s my soulmatestartrekvoyager when she’s taking her sweet time to drop me a where am I now metal mania…comedown I’m the man..Public enemy bringing the noise…I actually have some money…Dad slipped me $11 bux..” your financial condition will improve”…Still need that Saigon Kick…let’s give it one more try..before the where are they now cameo…times change..great tv.doesn’t…yeah right as if..

 

 

 

Plane Crazy#”On Monday, March 22nd the morning after The Oscars I begin on the Hollywood Issue Year 2000”- Jane Sarkin Vanity Fair  Features Editor

Boston Coffee...this morning..is there a creator that loves you…Is there a Jodycat that cares?Despite that she’s being touched by an Angel back in Manhattan…I’m in a lousy mood and oh no here’s Seal “I’ve been kissed by a rose on the grave”..and I vizz Jody dancing in the bedroom…San Francisco..Haight Street…BeautifulGirlPrettyWoman… last night I was all choked up reading David Sim’s “High Society”…it was the end of the tralala and cerebus the aardvark and the regency elf were saying goodbye after 500 pages

And I had skipped over a hundred and saw the endand it was all so sad now I don’t have the heart to read the rest…and I’m gonna try and keep from moping while I email Steve

  Florio the ceo of Conde Nast..actually his assistant Carol about BeautifulGirl-PrettyWoman who takes my breath away..Fitz saw how I reacted when she finally showed up at Veselka Diner…”JODY”…I told this girl from Dayton Beach Community College…I’m reading from THIS THING! At the Blind Pig… Ya might wanna check this out..Awake on music…waiting for Florio to call me back like Carol said he would after lunch..trying not to be cynical and sssssssssssnaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!…If I’m waiting for Jody to get in touch Guess I can Spread some around…

 

Plane Crazy# The Silver Surfer Is Silver And..Can You Repeat The Question

Boston Gourmet Coffee…This is pretty straightshooting…I’ll return of the Jedi soon enough…dood talking about expert witnesses…I had this case…tell Joe the owner of this place about the no CEO phonecall..and getting in touch with Bunny Yeager..the photographer who click!snap! clicked! Betty Page...Turn a page in Jody’s? weird science book….might be Michelle toigo’s…and he tells me “this lady used to come in here all trashed and she’s say ‘Joe ten years ago you and I would have gone out’and I was like this…and then six months later she came in saying ‘oh Joe, I’m going to San Francisco and she opened this battered suitcase’..and there were all these photos from her portfolio she was talking about”…and he showed me..BAMF!.she had the cover of her Vogue..her name was Ivy Nichols..andthey had even done a Dateline20/20orsometrhing about The Homeless Model Who Used To Hang Out With Warhol…Andy might have been cool to Jean Michel but I hate how he abandoned Edie….

 

Plane Crazy# Gaining Notoriety

Steve’s Downtown Music…and people think they can figure you out all the time …waiting for my computer to be UPSSSSSSed… Holmstrom step on the gas… Harrassing attorneys Nemo that’s all you’re good for...Steve asks  ”Did you see L7 last night”…no but I interviewed the band years …well actually Jennifer Finch and I…Steve finishes the sentence ”had a converstation”……STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE Florio Bad CEO…Bad CEO…Brring Bunny’s on the phone!….get along lil doggie…thanks for the lift…wait a minute..you didn’t have to run him off the road…let’s have lunch..aloha…do I pay you now…later’s okay…room 204…you come in here with liquor on your breath…you’re long gone…I have one room left…maybe we can work something out…must be fate…does fate control your life?…204…don’t forget your luggage…now more all that are you feeling the funk…all y’all ready to board the groove machine..God’s property….stomp!..put your hands together…stomp…represent… make it a priority….I can’;’t hold off much longer…Job 2:4” but Satan answered Jehovah and said “skin in behalf of skin and everything that a man has  he will give in behalf of his soul”…for a change thrust out your hand, please and touch as far as his bone and his flesh and see whether he will curse you to your very face”…Don’t pull that G. man jive…what makes a good story..drawn emotion…stories that impact your life…

 

Plane Crazy# Other Trophies

 Can all the peoples of the world live in one place..New York…this is Headline news reviewing data from the cockpit…Just off the plane in Cairo…talktogether teletubbies dance for your dinner..gimme gimme gimme..I think someone needs a hug… this is it son…your new room…there’s that annoying supermodel again…Please welcome the olsen twins…tell me what its like to be twins….cutie pie island… wacky wacky shack…no no no letterman…I’m the king of latenights…that was some script meeting..oops scratch that..you guys a gree a true friend can keep a secret star trek voyager..so in other words..Get into something special..you’re entertaining…come outta their honey..goodbye cowboy…that’s a pretty dress…goody goody..well folks here she is…I don’t know if its Jody..It might be Michelle…though I called Sam Goldfarb the 17 year old I New York…her roomate answered and told me she was visiting her father.. the doctor in New Jersey..the man with pig felt hat..I can handle that Mrs. Brady… alice is there something going on I should know about..this starting to sound like operation snow job..wait is this family under the impression we’ll have someone to push around…we’re going for a tour of a movie studio on Saturday…we’ll be up in a minute to tuck you in..

he sounds like the MGM lion…would you guys like to be alil more quiet..a guy can’t get any sleep around here…he’s a disaster zone..he’s a jinx..I love it I love it I love it… you’re not gonna believe this..you’re really something…perfect perfect..she’s smart too.. none of my models will work for you again…have a seat make yourself comfortable..

let’s talk about your career..this is not the real world…the land of make believe..I don’t have the energy…nice nice you catch on fast…carry all the writing stuff in the tote back

exclusive eyewitness report from the tunnel…black very smoky…if something explodes down here..I think its so groovy how people are finally getting together…joy to the fishes and the deep blue sea..joy to you and me…

 

Plane Crazy# Hot Dog Not A Hamburger

Parky’s Restaurant…..it’s a hot dog place…Bari’s in the ”yeah exactly whatever.No she’s not gonna do that..I have to go I have a customer HI...I ask her .where are you from..”me”…yeah..”just moved here from Tennesse.loved it..real back home..”sophistication was left behind..redneck got my bluejeans..hot dog not a hamburger this time…today grilled onions…Bari asks ”do you want em chopped up?’….I prefer them sliced..John there’s only a 150 pages left in the book of Blues…John sed ”we got blues here”..”From 11 to 2, I never took a breath”..oh you were that busy….Parky’s right next to the hotel, courthouse, cityhall, the jail..Big Gulp!..Gonna call Sam at 5..that’s when Anna said she’s be home..I feel like I’m gonna have to talk fast or she’ll lose interest….Bayou guys don’t mind if I pick up your car talk..sure you can pick up my car talk..but that’s Italian…No I’m irish..I like it I love it I want more of it…”okay what else do you want me to tell you. I want a page in that book not a paragraph” Bari sez …”we got blues here”…”jack would speak from the imperfect medium of Alice” Give me something to talk about…Guess Jody’s choosing her moment to make an entrance…long and established reputations…we lower our prices..we never lower ourstandards…uh someone needs to talk to him…expect a huge jump in gas prices…I just got to New York will you be my friend..wheel of fortune’s best friend week…man I was singing earllier on in this saga..back to the Hotel but could you first not play the country song, right now.. Bari tells me about Fox hunting…yeah you better get my name right…Check out the website Bari It’s Kurt Cobain Will Have His Revenge On Rob Zombie…”sounds like a lotta spaced out people”.…communications not secure

 

Plane Crazy#Use Those Token Negros To Ride The Subway

Blind Pig….Pint Of Guiness…the owner turned down The Cure…I GOTTA GET OUT!..I wanna bene gesserit go! Go!… cause it seems I’m on manual and everybody else is on autopilot…I can’t worry about The Deal..It gets ahold of your soul and won’t let you bene gesserit go go!..two token negros driving…two token negros driving…will ya take a look at that..”a landmark feat amazing to behold”- Janet Maslin…Mailtland Park…Enzian Theater..Prince Mononok

 

Plane Crazy# The Substitute Theme Girl

I called Sam…she’s gonna be in Florida..next week.visiting her Grandpa…told the Beautifulgirlprettywoman about Bunny…” Is she gonna make me famous?”…I don’t know Sam…we were both tired…I discovered a note I wrote about her while in Bellevue…”the daily word is Sam…No not S.A.M. Seattle Art Museum but lean Sam Goldfarb..lean 17 wearing  crayola colored bobos and heart t-shirt…See we  match I sed..on Friday in that cybercafe on Ave A…see we match  showing her  Margo Man-hattan’s Prisoner Of Love round my neck…she smiled and took a drag from her cigarette…and  Sam took off one of her sneakers..naked foot..and I was aroused…wanted to suck that foot..lick those toes….stick my face in the warmth of her Arospace…” frumpmobil@aol.com

 

Plane Crazy# Madonna Going Back To Jelly Bean Diet

Boston Gourmet Coffee....Joe sez“ Im surprised you remain inspired in Deland.”..I’m inspired by my parents…”oh so that’s what brought you down here..”..You could say that…”Are you going to the  Deland Fall Arts Festival?”… No man, I’m beat.nick up all nite..I wanna see Sam and everybody I know is in Seattle and New York..so in January I’m see you later alligator

 

Plane Crazy#Barbed Wire Halo Kisses Or BackUp Plan If Refused Entry at Chateau Marmot Go To Ann Magnuson’s House In Silverlake

This ain’t no novel…ain’t no book..it’s my resume to get a job at the Chateau Marmot.. as soon as I’m done I’m  WORD it to Frederica..the manager..she’s got my inside stuff…And I’ll be crammed in a broom closet my room..resident wanna be writer..sweepin the sunsetblvdwesthollywood…entertainment weakly..no no no he’s not supposed to read from the manual..he’s supposed to clean your room…it’s the only place cuz its like edward scisorhands returning to the castle..sam you’re gonna be kim right…sid… yeah marty… I was thinking of gary oldman for the mooooovie…Passenger 57 always bet on black..Wesley Snipes!!! and then Sam’s Father Irving  called me whoa..uh uh uh yeah my name is Nemo…”I’m in the midst of a trauma leave a message I’ll call you back”…Jane’s very “expensive” addiction…the chateau cuz I can haunt what used to be the Geffen office… whiskey-a-go-go the viper room….Johnny how do you like my Deppness…can you give me a job…reassemble river phoneix..I wanna say resurection…

 

PlaneCrazy#Appropriating Icons & Verse

threetimes I tried to eee a message..sombody narced to angelfire again…I gotta get outta this system and into another…all I gotta do is get this together…but that’s not gonna solve a thing..only if people can except you for yourself..I told Guy what Patti Smith & Sam Shepard sed “ you gotta be a rocknroll Jesus”..but I’m not a God.. funny to imagine someone from International Herald Tribune calling  the Conde Nast office…he’s at it again” Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!..oh he’s alil bit to straight forward..gotta go shuffle my feet…oh great turn the page..Desolation Blues…he won’t behave he won’t behave..this is more than a book of blues…its like look kids this is what you do you drop all the names…go ahead name the names your way to fame…when it has absolutely nothing to do with fame…but pain and whose gonna try and control me now..reverse kurt gobang! Reverse kurt gobang!…I could try and pray now… their boring cuz God already knows whats in my head…well actually their kinda freeverse prayersstart here..go there..start here..go there..start here..go there..start here go there…bebop bebop…my dad’s prayers seem sophisticated..I’m on manual and everybody’s on auto pilot…he’s a problem child…he won’t behave…he won’t behave…Irving..I’m flipped out over your daughter…I wanna give her a tall glass of water…in Brazil…restless spirit truer words were never spoken…univinted intel inside pentium processor…

 

Plane Crazy# Flashing his bank book

I return to the hotel..the phone’s turned off..the woman behind the counter is my face…

“You owe us $62”…I haven’t a dime… and I came here to get my head together… HA!…I didn’t know I was going to do this…It’s more expensive than the phones at The Chelsea…Mom sez “ I can be your enemy or I can be your best friend”…frankly I’d rather be back on the streets…I’ll still go to the Kingdom Hall despite all this.it’s like I’ll stay in touch with with Jody despite her obvious .I’m the classic fool..turn on the scooby doo… turn on the scoobydoo..oh I get it no one’s suppposed to be reachable…”I’m untouchable. You can’t speak to me…I’m a god”,,,no Florio isn’t even in his office..Its all about being a player..I guess I’m playing…I’m being played upon..I’m being preyed upon…it’s all a matter of them searching you out…I’m surrounded…my brain is doing leaps and bounds…I have pills..Pink pills..this is unnatural…this is not right..I have pills…Pink pills…cuz see if you have enough time on your hands you can put it all together..everyone knows who you are..they know where you are..its all amatter of seconds…Is Nemo still alive? Is he working..is he still alive?..”what exactly is your problem” asks valerie@wired.com…HAVE YOU EVER REALLY LOVED SOME ONE VALERIE?…Florio’s not in the office..It’s all a house of cards..he’s not there…

 

 

 

 

 

Plane Crazy#Roast Chicken Served By Robots

Network solutions..Where are we all going…stay put stay in your place..we’ll give you a call…we’ll tell you what’s up…this is all about doing something..you supposed to be doing something..turn on the tv…sleeper hold was illegal..in 1915 established as an international star..for a public to be interested in a wrestling match…package the wrestling show..several witnesses…five hundred wrestlers on their contract..legitimate performance…stories of the century…cheap electrical power…stainless steel…swim-ming pool…the crowning touch…requiring the help…many were tourists…did you have any hot chocolate..daddy is taking me on a cruise in Alaska…did he show you the tickets..whoa kodack moment… well back to jail…unless you tell me where you live..I guess its back to jail…this is your house many dwarves are hiding in the woodwork,,,Hi Mom I’m sorry I’m such a pain… this is sister elaine…that’s what you get for trashing t.v…Please sit down I’m not a doctor..I’m just an intern…he comes he goes..he’s up he’s down…was his death unexpected…he’s up he’s down…yeah I could hand this manuscript in..and all of them might sneer if he wants to be a martyr..let him be a martyr…don’t give him a dime… let im die..don’t give him a dime..sometimes a cup a coffee is just a cup of coffee..

 

Plane Crazy# Orchestral Maneuvers Leave Me In The Dark

yeah I’m running away to the Chateau Marmot..I can’t wait for a call..I wanna Bene Gesserit go! Go! There singing songs of movie classics and…I’m not impressed..I wanted to say goodbye…what kind of goodbye…I’ll comeback and make everybody rich..hey what’s going on…what’s the occasion…Oh I get it you can’t get your stuff published if you’re a Jehovah’s witness…I don’t know if I’m one…could be?..some kinda masquerade..a secret a secret she said she had a secret..like birds, and bees and other animals if she’s not the girl, she’s not the hero..if she’s not the girl..she’s not the hero..straightedge youth how dare you..I told you not to come here..you’re playing with fire…whose forcing you to be human…you’re in danger of my whole project…

 

Plane Crazy# Street Urchin With A Plastic Babydoll

he’s not gonna come out with anything…..we don’t have to give him anything…we don’t have to do anything..if  I ask John t o remove the inn of six happiness..wrestling demons…20 th century fox night at the movies…Oh no its happening again the spotlight in my head…he won’t behave… he won’t behave…lock all them niggers up…lock all them niggers up…Instant messaging communicating…is it communicating an I love you what is it..is it an l love you… I’ve got an instant messaging communicating..what..thank you you’re just not qualified… thank you anyway…are you alight for money…I maybe able to help..very happy to approach him for you…the orient..good morning what is the fare to china…what’s your destination..wherever I can get  the quickest.…should jim take the photos…I gotta go to Miami..See Bunny…Suppose you don’t like the new job…And the little mounted police…

 

Plane Crazy#Dad Paid The Phonebill For “That Element X Upstairs”

wrestling wild demons…what have you done…gentleman came to tea…there it was only a pillow..I’m afraid this is the end…poprace challenge games…batteries not included…all new rugrats the snickhouse…..so dad paid the phonebill..I gave him the address of the website..www.hightimes.com….look in the smoking lounge I sed …okay the coast is clear..now get on them horses..and lets get out of here…let em go..halt…thank you you generous host….their arrogance I should see you dead,,,walnut stock colbalt steel…and if one if you primates even touches me..now lets talk about how I get back home..you deliver..you save,,or 1800 Contacts….you delivver you save…introducing living.com…heavy satisfying crunch…..a change will do you good…”1 Corithians 13;1 if I speak in the tongues of men and of angels but do not have love, I have become a sounding piece of brass..or a clashing cymbal…And if I have the gift of proheysing and am aquainted with all the sacred secrets and all knowledge and if I have all the faith soas to transplant mountains but do not have love I am nothing…great ideas that stick.

 

Plane Crazy# And Pamela Sued Anderson then took me out to lunch

.dear albertsons… at work I was a hero..this might be cool…shop together on line…I’m thinking of buying a house…understanding credit..duty & sacrifice…one extraordianary man..you can be what you wannabe…everycountry has its one rate…let’s give her the bottle and lets change her..get ready for the ultimate showdown.. hey arnold….mom just called me..nice like…I’m going over for dinner..look look its true they really took out Wally…see he was kidnapped…come here for a second..so how we gonna find him…what are we looking for…a candywrapper it all forms a pattern…here’s the deal if wally shows up you have to identify him…sea came into my house and swept everything away..lenny smashed boats…high surf and heavyrain..million dollars in damage..thick clouds…now the hottest show on t.v….log on to VIP…newsradio..7,000 troops you with the long face…save a buck or two..where did he learn that…come get the burger king big kids meal…sounds like..rhymes with..the power’s out…I’m nickallupatnight…it’s the happy days marathon fabulously loud week…tueday night at 10…Niki taylor..hey photos of her are a possibility…ya know I’m just gonna hand this in…and then settle on a girl..

 

Plane Crazy#Urban Theme Park

that’s right send this back to New York…See Bunny then go to Fredericaville…tthat’s right Jody I’ve paid you back..your in the high times music archives…you’re exotic dancing at Scores so score baby score…you’re done it’s finished..I’m over this love everlasting thing....but then I think don’t give up, maybe I can find the bomb and disarm it…stop the countdown…leave our house alone buster..its past six thirty..you’re okay…wave bye bye to that rat trap…raving yahoo maniac..my son’s in there…God definitely works in mysterious ways..like there you ate Mister Monster..Shaggy and Scooby have waited all night to tell their story…maybe you should let me tell the story scoob..you can’t fight crime on an empty stomach..like we didn’t just whip that monster, we whipcreamed him..our story was best we won..like let go…enter…wow look at him go…let him near…let’s reviewthe clues..it was full of indian art.. that soomeone is Mister Ryan…he wanted to scare everyone away..yeah live at the Chateu marmot..or rather live within its walls…California negative creep…he so hollywoodnosuicide..the man who knows too much of what  what CEOs ain’t doing  lives within our walls…Disney might buy us out…an unattractive attraction mumbling about conspiracies and holy scriptures…that’s so great we’ll call it…uh-uhm.. I got it …hollywoodnosuicide..we’ll have tshirts, mugs, novelizations..hey has there every been a novelization of a novel...I know there’s a movie tie-in..tie me up tie me down down down..CENSORED…

 

Plane Crazy#Sullen arrogance

Today was such a rocknroll ride..did I have a trip fantastic..uh-huh…hey aren’t you tired of using the same puns Nemo..aren’t you plagarizing yourself..could be… what am I gonna do sue myself…I guess I’l bill myself but will I still 1800Gonna Collect Fifth Element..See there you go again..you’re thru, you’re over…you’ve done all you can do, you’ve said all you can say..you’re out of steam..you’re retired..ready for the dixie lodge…Mom what are you watching?..”Channel 46”..stars are out tonightbut I don’t know if its cloudy or bright, I only have eyes for you..have you gone to the Enzian theater..”Disney’s supposed to be doing something in Deland”…Miami’s only four hours away..Gotta see Bunny…I think you’re gorgeous…that’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen..he wasn’t paying much attention to ya..Mom sez “ Tanya and Gary should be in london right now. They’re visiting a friend who used to live in Dallas.They’’ll be there until Dec 1”…Dad would love this landend.com on Lifetime…vintage props & jets…Is Dad sleeping “We’re supposed to go somewhere”…

 

 

Plane Crazy# Thinking Of Lisette During a Yogi Bear SuperChunk

Hotel Putnam..lobby…Lisette..big smile..big smile…she’s from New York…Big Smile… Puerto Rican…She’s so in there…somebody boo boo’d..and he blocked it…the beans are out in the open..what showmen these bears are with the touchdown of all time.. you’re in the middle of a Yogi Bear superchunk…meanwhile inside the park..Boo Boo hey boo boo tourist season is officially open yogi..quiet boo boo…I have a college type bear working his way thru the forest…get lost..I see that technique won’t work this year…yogi never quits…out you phoney…indeed you chaps are something special…and there’s electricity in the air tonight…we’ll you’ve gotta admit, it’s a pretty good project..

These things happen sometimes…even if it fails, conclusions can be made…you’re scary when you’re like this…how are you gonna get into her locker..how much should I use.. I forgot..I guess it was six drops…maybe your noses can tell you school is still closed today…ladies please shop together online..for the first time in history…on the macintosh 64..my tooth is pretty..thank you thank you pretty pretty..I might have a red nose…I think we’re outta stock…the most delicious flavor of flab..make her one of us…does the gown not please you..I have found my true mate underneath the skin…you lie you disgust me…

Jack be thankful she still lives…there shall never be another dawn…sunshine is my destroyer..as long as the son shines..we can still destroy him..just read that whole book.. let’s celebrate…happy meal..thinking Of Lisette’s BIG SMILE…I’m thinking of buying a house and lets make the driving experience more enjoyable..it’s okay we’refriendly we’re a friendly people…come they have doctors there, what exactly was happening in this building…performing an autopsy on the martian…This is the realdeal here..

 

 

Plane Crazy# Out Of The Loop Into The Insane

welcome everybody from Dublin Ireland..its crazy the fans are just screaming..madonna mariah they’re all in here…bust out the secret hits…people don’t bother me..I really don’t want them messing with me…I walked into this pub..the seat belt sign is now illuminated… the number 19th Bond film..I’ve been out of  the loop cause I’ve done three pictures back to back in the last year and a half…Iggy Pop..midnight vultures gets our highest rating… why not 7up..maybe next time..without soiling your makeupTest Drive 6…surgeon general’s warning…a riveting la femme nikita…alittle to the right…the left…good sit and talk with me..eat drin..grant your bride one wish on this last night…yes, anything… are you ready for the test drive of your life..when you travel at over 300 mph you need all…The protection you can get…test drive 6…I thought it was in first..so finally I pull out of the parking place…blastobutterjollytime…accept my sacrifice…the birth of a new world awaits your stroke..do it…I’ll trust you lily, I’ll always trust yo…Darkness!…what have we here a lil boy..don’t you know me boy…every wolf suffers flees…I am part of you all…how can you defeat me..kill him kill him…legends can be now and forever…loved by the son..who shines so bright…..hear the music…Trip went to Sam Rivers concert…jazzz…Rollins College…

 

Plane Crazy# Pass the Digital Analog Breakfast

Its unbelievable this hideous creature my lil boy..fester has been missing twentyfive years

This is it mother..welcome honorable guests…kids from generation to generation our beacon to beyond…I feel that he is near…you need friends that know how to behave… But Grandma if we hurry we can drink the dew before the big circle..OOPS, it broke when will everything be green and wet again…Lisette BIG SMILE…uh maybe we can go to a show or something..”when are you leaving?”..January..” well, I’ll be here”… that was good except he’s home..digital analog breakfast..no wandering today…we’re going straight to the Vault”…smell that air like a tomb…play a game..It’s called is there a God..eyes fingers toes..so many years..welcome back…free your mind from the matrix..

My anatomy is gray…

 

Plane Crazy#Funshow

Yesss Jennifer Finch formerly of L7 has resurfaced as Precious in the L.A. club Makeup…she was supposed to be in college that was supposedly the reason why she quit the band…as spiritually clean as I’m trying tobe…www.clubmakeup.com is calling me..I know I shouldn’t go but I’d like to see Jennifer again…oh there’s a reason, there’s always a reason.Its in the other manuscript..in That Other Thing…and I ain’t telling you a  nothing else.. cuz ain’t I supposed to keep somethings to myself and make a profit..let’s just say she has a heart..or had one..OOPS…Cartoon Network Premeries a scooby doo movie….Rewind…Steve’s downtown music..”well actually Jennifer and I..Steve finishes the sentence “had a converstation…Fastforward….OOPS guess that mystery’s solve..Lisette sez “my last name’s font .you know like computer font”…I might not make it inside the El Rey Theater.. first Makeup might be traveling and Psalms 28:3 “Do not draw me along with wicked people and practicers of what is hurtful”…Great why did that scripture appear..guess cause I’m not supposed to go…I can’t be a hyprocrite..hey I just wanna see Jennifer again..and say see I was on the brink of this suicidal nervous breakdown after being in the belly of the beats and I got my head together with the aid of relatives and God..and I made this journey to L.A to say thank you for being more human than human…SAMPLE! That’s not fair..food..I’m so hungry…hopefully you can hang on a little longer with out me..END OF SAMPLE,,,and my weakness is Ilike glam glam glam I am with green eggs and ham..it’s like I don’t make the money I feel I should make that I’ve never been all that interested in makin..which I feel I’m being pushed in trying to make..I’m not in to violence..I feel as physical blow is incredibly un-creative..WARNING: there go all your potential fans who enjoy martial arts…Power levels pushing him down…okay I submit to the smackdown..glam glam I trying to say the least I can enjoy is some glamour.. dress up out of this world…Jody and Makeup would be like that…I wouldn’t be surprised is she hasn’t already been experienced…

 

Plane Crazy#Astronutty Aproaching Alex Parkay

Hollywoodnosuicide…behind themselves and the dragonball..and I should put this down

And attempt to read the Watchtower but I feel like God has already taken residence inside my head 24-7…this should make for new babble on and on in Seattle scene..Nemo 19 turned Godhead…yeah right he’s just paying lipservice so his parents will fund his return of the jedi..and as soon as he’s done that Almighty Lord thing will be ….stay tooned.. I agree I’m doing this major marathon used to be a monster ballad so I can get outta here..Brilliant strategy is a key to global domination…I’d like to interview the powerpuff girls..But I wonder if its right that I stay in the city of townsville..if you have someone as cute and did I say Puerto rican as Lisette as BIG BIG SMILE… as Lisette..and it makes you wanna go downstairs to the counter and buy a candy bar just so you can meet…Lorenzo?…here man he sez “eat something nutrious not all that sugar crap”so he gives me a source one by Metrx…engineered nutrition…great for all ages…alex kay from abc news owes me a phone call..this source one tastes like…the citizens of towns ville collect them all…what this the URL?..actionace.com…who’s responsible for this?…Who are you?

 

Plane Crazy#Liza Minelli As A Car Mechanic, Jody As A Taxi Driver

Imperial crystal..none of us have an invitation..I wasn’t yelling okay I might have been

That source bar was too nutrious..hope I don’t get busted by “security”..It’s so like classic

She looks just like a princess..so this is a no brainer…she looks familiar..could it be Courtney…Chrissy told me she’s no longer going out with Edward Norton..higher rpm..

It ain’t no sportscar because you asked for it..the agency did a really great job….and she’s seein this dood who was behind the music at Geffen records…and then when that and A& M records evaped into Interscope….end of days…he didn’t make the cut..end of days…I get that Crystal..let’s see if we can put that energy to better use…and Courtney screamed bloody murder at this board meeting and then he got a job at Interscope..my tiara’s gonna make sure of it..and it’s realllllllllllllllly kinda bad cuz he’s having this affair with Courtney and his wife just had a baby..they were living  in Atlanta..I think she was at CNN..gives up her job for this cat so he can do the a&r routine..and…well I can’t Judge Dredd but CENSORED…that ain’t no sportscar..that’s a Mach truck running over his wife’s head…Bamf! There goes love…Bamf! There goes loyalty….Bamf! there goes trust…standing naked in the middle of the room..Is this really happening?…yes hollywoodnosuicide yes thing behind the wall..you’ve see a reduction in you’re gonna have to craft a new conspiracy theory to hardrock café…”Seattle and me without my umbrella”..how’s that?…Sleep

 

Plane Crazy#While Mom Makes Dinner I Think Of A New Way To Defeat Rob Zombie

Don’t know when I can make a return of the jedi cuz I’ve had Visions of no jody reuniting this american heart association…I haven’t been able to do anything but obssess about going to L.A. and give this thing to Jennifer..I can see her say and oh what am I suppsed to do with this ..what I sthis all about..what do you want me to say?…based upon one conversation that happpned six years ago,,you want me to have some sort of comment… make commentary..well I think I’d like to have lunch Jennifer..It was this same thing with Nina from Veruca Salt and Chrissy help me set it up…I think I just wanna talk to Rob Zombie..that will help solve something inside…I’m a messenger..I have a message to the drawbride,,,sipping Tropicana in the kitchen..Mom’s making dinner…I wanna call Lisette…stop the rudy valentino and read “Huxley in Hollywood:...Maybe I’ll have something new to say by the time I get to L.A…yeah Jennifer, Precioussssssssssssss I’m gonna create a word to tell Rob by the time I get there..somebrand new supercalifabulous Though how can I concoct shockrock an anthemn better than than “Love Never Fails” I’m a messenger I have a message..wow I know Stacy Dash from Clueless…Resident of Evil?…I’m not a moron, you know.. do you think they’re having a good time being catatonic in the closet….wyatt, you take the Porsche…Gary, you take the Ferrari..let me hit you with my best shot

 

Plane Crazy# The Wiz Is In…

Grandma is so  funny…”Since Wednesay I’ve read 10 Harlequin Romances”…She’s been to turkey and Istanbul…I haven’t even ventured there…tenderness with in the general public…Dick Dale at the Sapphire Club with Trip’s a possibility…I’ll wait for Sun-Ra…Lisette” So what are we shooting the breeze?…yeah you’re fully in this. What are you doing….” Watching a Classic. Ithink you’ll laugh at me”…what is it?…”the wizard of oz”..oh cool what station is that on…”TBS”..Well give me a call later okay you know the extension…Right?…Call now we’ll give you the information..it’s brilliant man..thanks I love your website and I wanted to show my appreciation...Scooby Doo where are you? I don't like this Digitally remastered forest…its dark and creepy…I’m afraid it’ll get darker before it’ll get light…lions and tigers and bears…putemup…putemup…I’ll fight ya standing on one foot…I’ll fight ya with my eyes closed…get up and teach him a lesson…well I hardly know him..don’t you think the wizard will help him too…what puts the ape in apricot..What they got that I haven’t got…Courage the shaky dog….

 

Plane Crazy# Rising Starship

Boston Coffee…Joe asks “so what are you up to?’…Coffee Caramel Royale actually… “did you check out the art show?”…No man I had a rock and roll roller coaster in my head….straight shooting so I don’t know when I’ll return of the jedi…can’t say when I’ll return to Emerald City….I was  following the yellow brick road and I got lost and all I;m saying is there’s potholes in this part of no place like home..I bet Lisa Damned already knows about Makeup…she’s probably already been there…Lisa and I did the boyfriendgirlfriend for a short while…until she tried to commit suicicde by swallowing 60 sleeping pills…”I’m tired of hanging around” she said…”I’m tired of the scene”… and the scene was definitely her situation…Lisa’s originally from Racine, Wisconsin not far from Madison, the hometown of That Stranger Publisher…oh don’t let me get jump

Started on that Richie Rich eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeediot…Lisa arrived in Seattle right after Kurt killed himself…so if anything she was free to go wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethru the club scene..glam without having to give homage to the grunge…and she was touched by an angel too…or rather smackdown by one…This native american guy named…Angel …a real gorgeous guy I’ve seen at the Alibi Room and That Goth Club that wouldn’t list Mary and Me ....rockabye baby don’t say a word daddy’s gonna buy you a hummingbird was their lipstick being traced on the wall for a while..even between the beatings and the battering and I got pissed when she made a 101 excuses about Mr. Cruella De Vil…that it was in his blood..that he couldn’t help himself…and she often moaned that she was still in love with him..waiting for his call y’all and I was considered an asshole cause I couldn’t relate right then & there with her friends..cause I was raptap tapping thru the fog with my own halloween…but oh don’t get me wrong when the sauce isn’t being served..Lisa will serve a happy meal…with a BIG BIG SMILE…wait I might have got that wrong..you might not get the BIG BIG SMILE unless she’s had the sauce.. Whose the boss now…but oh don’t get me wrong..we were quite the team working on my Hole Nightmare Before Christmas...the tribute to Supermodel Gia…Lisa was the It Girl cause she can command all the attention in the room…Kaboom bappity bop bop…Just like the shockalotta hypnoshake packed Vanity So…Unfair…Do I dare go on… Joe holds up my pen & inked riverous phoneix gone Disney and asks “ will this be worth something one day?”…No I’d throw it out, specially before the troops come here... “Have you now or ever been a friend of Nemo 19!”…Lisa..the last time I saw her was right before I left for  Manhattan and I was camped out in front of Fallout Records &  Comics and she was fastracking down Olive way misbehave with quite the costume and the entourage..I was tired…vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvery tired…and I propped myself up with barely enough energy cuz I hadn’t had anything to eat all day..”Lisa I’m gonna be on MTV”…

Gonna be on MTV was our dreamschemeworks when united we stood all over that town and  we were already living the lyrics cause she rented this sleek 1999 stretchmobile to

Navigate us to the nightmare..and we brought the sounds the sounds everybody knows about sounds that record store on St. Mark’s place…I could deface your WORD with more moanings on that subject but I’ll spare ya even though I wasn’t spared the horror of gliding thru Lake Washington in a limo with nothing but Big Bottles Of Booze and girls

And getting carsick and everyone was coming down from their so high…where’s the coke where’s the coke.we need some coke..I wish somebody had some cocaine…So we could feed the desire to raise the roof the kept closing in over our lives…commit more

Warped cartoon cartoon with Cayle..a sixteen year old..look officer I don’t know how she got in…I clashed into at Recollection Books..I had picked up “El Sid” the bio on Sid Vicious…just stay in touch man..I’m on your top ten list…and Cayle said “its all wrong”

…well I don’t know it means anything to you but I lived at the Chelsea Hotel once. The owner Mr Bad tore Sid & Nancy’s room down cause little girls in black would leave

offerings”…And she grabbed my hand “We should talk”..and lead down the ave..

 

 

 

 

Plane Crazy# Loft On  Great Jones St

 Ain’t going to that Washington University..now more..The Powers That Be Have a problem with creativity…Is he gonna bring down the building with his boo hoo hoo…Bring on the SECURITY!!!….and me trying to talk to Florio is like Joan of Arc…Milla being John Malkovich trying to see the man that would be king…I’m a messenger…I have a message…THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN PREMPTED BY THE INTERNATIONAL WET TEESHIRT TAKEOFF BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CABAL CORPORATION…He could be a killer..he’s man who knows too much that we’ve done our best to shred…”Edward Scissorhands has been showing a lot” Mom said

Its me, Mom..it’s my movie….

 

Plane Crazy # Invented Fractured Fable

Rolling Stone Research…Christina Ricci’s on Rob Zombie’s List…Melissa Auf De Maur

Has officially left Hole…Andy Kaufman… the crackup…I cracked up right outside the High Times office in September and took on Dr. Dre and his bodyguards..I had just arrived in New York…and had trooped to  the Soho Grand Hotel…Do you have a room reserved for Nemo 19..”No we don’t have anything”…So I’m  outside High Times parking my avenue of the groove..and Dr Dre pops out of his van with these girls and for some reason I mistook him for Russell Simmons..Mr Def Jam…and I was like Russell my name’s Nemo and I’m coming out with This Thing and Dre walks right past me into City Crab and I’m like what! What! What! He ignored me?…NIKE RIOT!!…And his bodyguards surround sound me in a chop chop suey…”what are you crazy man?’…”yeah he’s lost his mind”..So I gotta send a fax to Interscope …I could just mention it precious@otherstar people.com when I email her..Her band’s on the same label…hey I could just ask Precious  I mean Jennifer if she  wants to pose for these photos…

 

Plane Crazy# Home Alone In The Twilight Zone

Legomania..colorful marshmellow shapes…now to celebrate here’s some stuff you can really play with..good morning itty bitty..just what I need another bald guy…Pacman’s moving up to a whole new world…Mastermind..and now a fresh prince moment… because you asked for it scoobydoo..oh good the picture’s starting get the popcorn., barney, Ah the hero arrives…look at that Fred Beautiful..what girls were talking about that car..that’s muscle…transam futureworld…pass me a brontoburger barney… yabba dabba doo..building’s empty except for you and me…what happens now..aren’t you gonna leave..I have this crazy thought that when I wake up nothings gonna happen… garbage cans, milk bottles…til it gets hotter each day…see we’re served a death sentence…This place is New York…Even at high noon its in the twilight zone…daily renewal…a holiday trip into the unheard of…this is a message from the future..hey wait a minute this ticket’s for fifty bucks…now then we do a bit of deductive reasoning…Another syndicate trying to bribe him…I sure hope there’s a joke somewhere..How we gonna pay for all this stuff…oh boy we’re in trouble…It wasn’t me…she was out the window before I got to the apartment…Baby didn’t live for more than one hour then she followed him…I’m a decent man…walking around all day trying to get some water… I love the sound of that beautiful water tumbling out of the rocks..we could swirl in that waterfall…it’s up to you kid…what have you got…I fold like the wings of a butterfly… if I win you give me a quote for my new novel…you’re on…my cards aren’t very good…Four kings….straight flush..can you believe he got a straight flush…I like you kid… you’re not a bleeder like that Brett Easton Ellis…

 

Plane Crazy# To Quote A Talking Heads Song

So as soon as I eeeeeeeeed Precious…oh my Precioussssssssss..but I’m afraid Golem would be more successful recovering his Lord Of The Rings if he had a cellphone… I get an eeeeeeee from Jody…how she’s not gonna go to Miami to shoot the photos with Bunny…and she’s sick of my crusade…Ya see I’m a messenger I have a message…Heads will roll…Its fine with me I’m tired of playing Prince Charming since Sleeping Beauty has been quite awake for some time partying the In posse..to think of all the ruckus I started around Situation Coporation to say here’s a woman I love…yeah enough’s enough .I’ve been walking tall for too long..I’ve got to give her up…I’ve got to get her out me head…Love never fails but I don’t think there’s anylove on the other end of that eeeeee so there’s no sense and sensibility to continue…Precious oh my Precioussssss

 

Plane Crazy# Forbidden Planet Burton

Trip and I saw “Sleepy I Devoted Myself  To Satan Hollow” today.Gee Tim WORD so Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice…I’m a messenger I have a Message..and the landscape was wintery and grey..the blood being blood blood red…and between The Messenger and this we’ve seen alotta heads will roll..a young couple got up and left..they looked really Christian..for a minute I was oh boy maybe we should leave too..Oh can I just relax…007 Rufus the soul shoester  sez “the world means nothing to me…

 

Plane Crazy# Joanie Don’t Love Chachi No More

Hotel Lobby…Lisette.. we High Five!..boston coffee..and Joe sez “Yeah her photos would compliment your stuff”..oh and this is a Florida muscleman speaking…Joe said “I used to go with a french girl but she had too much hair”…Michelle from Long Island… Carolina from Rochester…Give me an iced tea please..hug me tight closing in..its claws are treacherous kool and the gang joanna I love you…So I’m gonna close the storybook cause the pages are cutting and I hate to bleed..Jody’s true colors are shining thru…they have for a while ..I just did my best to ignore the obvious but lets think of sugar cookies right now..its’ slightly snowing jingle bells all over sugar cookies are littered all over the

Street and when the full moon strikes with tenderness..the cookies split open out immerges the slippery image of Paradise Lost and Found again…Hi Five!…

 

Plane Crazy#My Brother Should Get Signed To Dreamworks If Rob’s Can…AND IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT HE CAN’T PLAY AN INSTRUMENT.

See I can’t focus on writing cuz Dad came in here unannounced…right now I could careless if he’s paying the bill…this man is confused about who I am..he wants me to get in some program…Act..for my depression..and take pills pills pills..I’m saying my depression is cause no one knows who I am..what I’m all about..wait I don’t know what I’m all but at least they’ll have a clue with this…hollywoodnosuicide…He thinks that this program is gonna solve things..I’m lonely, I need a girl and I wanna bene gesserit go!

Go!…Trip’s my best friend..my best human friend anyway which is great reason to stay but I’ve got to see other places…cause I know there’s a woman out there for me…she might not still all my troubled water but…here we go I know what to tell Rob Zombie…

HOLLYWOODNOSUICIDE!…..Here I am Rob…HOLLYWOODNOSUCIDE!..It’s like I’m fighting a war on too fronts…maybe even more…I am a messenger I have a message…HOLLYWOODNOSUICIDE!.

 

Plane Crazy# Jennifer’s Price Is Just Right

.And I know he’s not gonna give me much money when I leave in January..He and Mom are already putting the ole squeeze play on me…So I think I can hold my head up with pride when I send this back to New York.. I’m the classic case of the middle class misfit whose see trustfund junkies tra la la thru townsville…telling him what to do while he’s had to do I am I am I am Superman with a torn cape and busted radio…and I can’t wait until there’s three thousand feet between me and here…me and them..and I don’t know how Jennifer…not finch…Price..the bartender at the Ace Bar…survived when she had to return to connecticut after being smackeddown too…and she ran off with the dirty spoon…Jennifer Price sure thing I could call Jennifer Price…send her this thing cause she knows Agatha since before the NYC Custom Leather daze…and we met at Sophies this spring…a memorial for a lowereastside roustabout…and she talked..and I talked and then we grew quiet but it was pleasant and comfortable and Jennifer finally stood up gave me a kiss on the cheek and walked away in her black leather cowboy hat and boots… black leather cowboy hat and boots…and that’s the lower eastside for ya..people done up in an elaborate customes & scoobyhairdos..often trying to hidea big sadness..but not Jennifer Price…I suspect she’s stronger than me…

 

Plane Crazy#Turn On The Scoobydoo

And I guess I shouldn’t be so hard on my parents this is the very reason why I havent seen them in..seven year itch armor to ward off the demons…turn on the scooby doo turn on the scoobydoo..do you believe in good..do you believe in evil…wholelotta lotta going on…Milk drinking cassanova…No you’re…Listen to me..you never think…Ha Ha Pow

Associate Editor…Oh Walter, it’s so wonderful..Have you been thru our plant Ms. Mitty

No more daydreaming Walter man..right you are Bruce…It’s touche turtle…Gentlemen this is it…we blast off the thinking man’s missle..Gentleman notice the manuervability

Touche Turtle is such a shy lil guy for a hero type fellow…Any you civillians notice a runaway missle…like he said Touche..and away…..make an every day grand… Hello this is a message from the future..I was in the past..we could change it history..you must give him up..Vicky you must give him up…why are you called the widows…thrills the audience onstage…the stage then fast forward in time…Egypt is pretty hot…Compliment ing marie antoinette is queen elizabeth…these lines are bold and colorful….Joe Boxer, the evolution of underwear..taking us to the future in style…See precious lost scenes from Hollywood’s vaults…Shirley Temple sings her theme song on goodship lollipop.. Bright eyes…you’re the most particular hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy I’ve seen…

 

 

 

 

Plane Crazy# Trademark Crown Symbol

Sad cuz now I know my Dad wants to see me or rather my parents wanna see that I’m successful..that my mental and spiritual health are good..that I can cope with rejection after rejection…I have to go to L.A…there’s no question about that…We went by the Act office but I didn’t keep the appointment cuz situation doped out drugged out accomplishes..nothing…nada..can you say nada…Have you ever wanted to laugh and cry and have the whole world hear…well sitting in the room with a psychiatrist ain’t gonna make the Grade A audio tape baby…I suppose by being here my parents are giving me that chance…hmmm my parents, it could be bigger than that…Yet I so sick of the fact that he’s more proud of Tiger Woods than me and let’s face it Woods has had his family’s support the entire time…and that’s not even all of it…I’ve ridden a motorcycle across America with no licence.ranting and raving all this inyourfaceupsidedyourhead…

To create this quote unquote rocknroll writer persona…and Tiger gets the adulation of the world by putting a ball in the hole…I’m a loser because I’ve never been given the opportunity to Put My Thing Together in peace..without it having fallen apart…Okay so it was stupid oh me to leave the St. Regis when Lisa Damn suggested to move in… DON’T MOVE IN WITH A WOMAN DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DO THAT SORTA THING…It was all that tequila beer and fine eating..and one time…snow…Lisa and I had to go shopping right before Thanksgiving…

Early in the am..try 5am…and remember this was Seattle and Jiminey crickets snow… a winter wonderland in the world of wet wet wet..and we went speed gonzales thru it all clubbed out...heading for the Safeway…

 

Plane Crazy# 60 Sleeping Pills And Begging For Me To Let Her Die

Blind Pig..”matt I’ll give you a good tip before I leave..I mean Dad will give you a good tip before I leave”…Back to the Safeway..Safe.Ha! heading to L.A. with no safety net… doesn’t sound safe…and for a while Lisa’s place was the abode to go home to..I had been slimed with love and affection…pushing the car loaded with groceries thru the..audience participation..what have we been running thru..have you been paying attention to the

SNOW! Tom Petty song saying whatevey you’re looking for, don’t come around here no more…and that’s so ironic is Lisa sed that to me after I saved her life and called 911… 60 sleeping pills and begging for me to let her die…and the kicker is she used to be a Jehovah’s Witness..and here I was a former Jehovah’s Witness…the both of us feasting on Doom..until we snapped crackled popped…I wanna jukebox superhero with stars in my eyes…Stone so let me and lisa go to the Queens of The Stone Age show…and Mr. Gossard thought he was gonna brush me aside so like many others…but he finally put me on The List..and I enjoyed myself…finally a release from all this under pressure..David Bowie’s outside organization has my videotape…and how was I too  know it was this insider industry show and everybody was there…Inga Muscio why are you such a

CENSORED..Ha I didn’t mention the title of your book…sorry I haven’t read it but I’ve been busy..this has been more than Savage Love..this is hollywoodnosuicide…

 

Plane Crazy# Deadpan Pulpfiction Account

And oh great I’m going to L.A. Francecsa Lia Block’s Dangerous Angels have put out the word I’m on the way…Danger Will Robinson Danger! Dangerous Angels..that’s the name of her book too!…and what happened is I’ve known her for sssssssssso long and last time I called her I was tripping on LSD that Ingrid  had given  me…and I had been moaning thru Alex’s Aro. Space with the music going thump thump dance dance Neil Young…Follwing Ingrid Tony and Conan around..laughtracking about “Do You Have A Gun?”…I  wanted to see if this series of scenes entitled my life was like The Matrix…This is pretty straight forward I don’t know when I’ll return of the Jedi…Yup I figured this was like The Matrix. And if I blew myself away this particular Forbidden Planet would be..CANCELED… Does anybody have a gun…does anybody have a gun…and I took off outta the club…Ya see Gigantic Board Of Directors In The Sky…He was clubbing and had to do a classic rock station…Oh I get it now John Frusciante got kicked outta The Chateau cuz he was dancing with Mr. Brownstone…I’m glad he’s back in the band…And in the next bar i..OOOOOOOOOh Maaaned…I don’t know I got on the subject but I started telling the  people gathered around the fire about Jessica and Moby…Spinning..”Yeah I know Moby”..well email Jessica and she’ll get in touch with Jim…her father’s..he’s a literary agent on the upper eastside…”cool”…just mention Nemo..Outside…In the cab..how did I have money for a cab…I mumbled to the cabbie about supernatural this and supernatural that…somehow I hadn’t lost Conan’s key..and got into the lofty work! Work! Work! Station…I’m so in there…yet for some reason… Chris Farley on the tv…Beatles pleading come together… say you want a revolution..for some reason I played the Naked Lunch c.d. and watching the ocillating sea of infinite graphics on Conan’s computer..and at first its fine then its definitely not alright and I layed on the floor and phoned Francesca…rambling on her machine how...Francesca you don’t understand how much your books meant to me…and blah blah blah ..and I’m sinking I’m sinking I’m sinking and I tell here I might do a reverse Kurt in Seattle…HE WAS NO ONE SEARCHING FOR FAME THEN WITH ONE BULLET EVERYONE KNEW HIS NAME..NEWS FINALLY AT ELEVEN…and then I ended the onesided conversation…wild cheering and applause….and I called 911 shrieking.do you know how much dirt I know and right in the middle of the call the phone went bugaloo…the computer went haywire and the soundtrack released waaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah blow of the horn waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…And all I can do is collapse…the next day Conan’s  Ms. blondiedblonde neighbor tells me the cops were outsided the apartment after she was forced to let them in…”nobody lives here”..and I must of passed out cuz they turned to her after a knock or two “ everything sounds alright”….I’m so tired of this Die Young And Leave A Beautiful Corpse …so I shouldn’t head to L.A right now…yet all I can hear is my Dad saying “You’re gonna end up in one of those places like Bellevue agin and well Edgar Ivey Jr is done..”..Jeeves get the  surfboard I think the tide is high and I need to leave…

 

Plane Crazy#Powertrip Steering

Cartoon Cartoon… know where you’re going…Heather sez “ Don’t forget to make sure to turn the earth so both sides get there fair share of darkness and of light…I’m scared to allow me to introduce myself…It’s the only newspaper that prints the news before it happens…the plants offically closed…if we get 50 cars ready by June 1 they can’t close the plant…Tucker being chased by cops…another maverick destroyed by the American upside down dream…stop that peigeon…stop that piegeon…and in the local news Preston Tucker goes to jail…all he wanted was the public’s money…his real purpose was to lie…as a suspected felon do you expect one person in this court  to believe what you have to say…this whole trial has been bought and paid for…sweetie people believe what they read in the papers..We can make bigger headlines with the truth…no vault could keep her no studio could silence her…

 

Plane Crazy#Raisin Shirley Temple In The L.A Sun

sunny lil musical numbers..how much do you want in advance…a year…I hope it don’t bounce…The twins your fraternity pins…ask me no questions…that why he hasn’t been dining at home…what a face..what a face..its that old pumpkin…you don’t know what powerful forces we’re dealing with..how can I thank you..how can I start the words are around my heart…we’ve got orders to pick her up.. I wanna stay with Pops. Be optimistic…be don’t be a mourner..brighten up that corner and smile…its my money..you’re a lawyer there must be somwhere…how far I sthe subway station…six blocks and I ain’t goin that way..please take me to the subway station.. oh alright… you dames are all alike…from baddie to bombshelll..what’s your cd. Now hagglezone like…Seems like God didn’t givethe blackman nothing but dreams.. I started my guitar lessons now…You’re about to get your fresh face slappped..now repeat after me ..in my mother’s house there’s still God…Proverbs 2;1-5 “ My son if you will receive my sayings and treasure up my own commandments with yourself. So as to pay attention to wisdom with your ear, that you may incline your heart to discernment, if moreover you call out for understanding itself and you give forth your voice for discernment itself if you keep seeking for it as for silver and as for hid treasure you keep searching for it. In that case you will understand the fear of Jehovah and you will find the very knowlegde of God

 

Plane Crazy# Bowery Boys But Only One Spent The Night

My confidence has been undermined,,the vastness of the city of quartz suddenly has overwhelmed me..Was I crazy to pass up a chance to have a spot of my own?…in exhange for the  flophouses  and the streets..Raisin in the sun..don’t act silly now it’s only a check..$10,000..so I get it now I’m some raisin in the sun Walter lee loooooser… but I don’t think he’s a loser…well not yet.. we have progressed to that part of the pilgrimage

He’s one of those negroes that doesn’t know his place and gets wylie coyote in the eyes

SECURITY!…George George George of the jungle..strong as he can be…Trip picked up Harper’s monthly and there’s this article inside about being down & out at Hotel Providence..Its in the Bowery..ten or so blocks away from CBGB’s…I rented a room there this spring…Sperber and I  squatting in the cubbyhole drinking ole english making phone calls to the Usual suspects “Tim Keck who?”…so there I taking showers wiping myself clean with a sid vicious tee…cow and chicken in a corner…Captain Caaaaaaaave man now that’s a field trip…and it was dark and dismal the guys there making the most out of a rather grim fairy tale…it was obvious quite a few of them had been there for years..subterraneans if you will…you are watching Batman..and I guess it’s great they have a place..cuz I  read in the New York Times today …Guilani has just made it illegal

For the homeless to sleep on the streets…Bruce runs with a high class crowd…I was taking to my broker and his reccomendation was…I proclaimed to Dad how I wouldn’t care if I had to sleep in the shelters as long as I had this series of words lined up together parading across the page…I am a messenger…I have a message..hollywoodnosucide…

Of course that shouldn’t be necessary since my parents house is paid for and they have three cars in the driveway but ….oh bruce I came as soon as I got your call. How is he…

Lovely fragrance don’tcha think I call it roses from the dead…we always grow back don’t we baby..Gotta go to sleep..Gotta catch some…Dragonballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

 

Plane Crazy# Boo Hoo Radley Vs. Bigger Thomas..Let’s Get Ready To Rumble!

Florida’s blocking the Affirmative Action vote..hey remember its Boo Hoo radley…and I woke up screaming..no that’s a Victor Mature and Betty Grable movie or was it Alice Fay.. any way its cloudy out and me head is soiled with a lotta mental hoooey..Its amazing how I just cut off my emotions after Jody’s anti-me 63rd chorus…How ya doing Jack..I haven’t compared notes lately..and I have cleaned my room either..stryofoam peanuts all over from where we unpacked my Compaq that I got thru a walking back alley at photodisc.. I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO MENTION ANY NAMES…Thanks Conan…So while trooping up and down Capitol Hill this summer with me sleeping bag and this laptop in me hand.. scaring all them good white folks with my soda pop music misbehaving…Misbehaving? I ain’t misbehaving..I’m excercsing my right to go off like a good goonie should…see I’m so spellbound with Spielberg I done lost my good cents…It was right here in my Nike bottomless pocket..have you ever had a bottomless pocket…its’s like a wallet with no end…everlasting everlasting…is this life the only one to live…Mom he’s talking about that weird science stuff again…now husg boo hoo radley ya know I didn’t teach you to talk that way..that 7up down uncola you uncorrect and you need to get corrected.. you better watch yourself Boo Hoo Radley or you’re gonna end up like that Bigger Thomas…And then I swear you ain’t gonna be no native son of mine…You dreaming of bubble gum baths and cotton candy cots and all the man is gonna give you is the floor… wax up his trax with a George magazine that ain’t gonna do nothing…going to meetings where the decision has already been made…

 

Plane Crazy# Hollywood Master Of The Universe

Dear Diary..Tell David He can have Bill Pose right next to Lenny while Ricci makes the cover but that’s still not gonna stop my rolling stone I wanna fly away…I’m telling ya David wait til I get to Malibu…See Boo Hoo Radley there ya goes again..Courtney got tha whole part of town in her pocket and she didn’t have to go to no Niketown neither…

Phil had the eager beavettownians design it with her in mind and delivered it to her door step..I heard that Courtney’s gonna ask Larry to see if he can hustle the Hollywood sign over to her house….so she can give it to Frances Bean..Gonna get yourself in a hole fix of troubled water…Boo Hoo Radley…betta bottle it up…that anger I’m talking about even if it eats you no one gets out of here alive…How else you gonna creepshow-talk show you really can’t say anything at all…keep eeeeeeeeeeeeing the truth and let em delete it on the daily show with John Stewart…this uncomedy grand central station…

 

Plane Crazy#Aphabet Letters In An Invented Language

Thinking about the fact I  heading to L.A. right now makes me feel like a loaded pistol is next to my brain and I put it there…hey wait this is hollywoodnosuicide..Not a true hollywood story..I ain’t there yet…Yes Nemo we feel that even though this is strikingly original and frightfully not funny…we don’t have a good laughtrack going..despite the hot rod and blue suede shoes you still come across as an angry young negro whose read one book to many…we need a more friends kinda feeling…oh that’s right you don’t have any..not really..you’ve lost them all in pursuit of higher ground.you say its God but even that you’re kinda weak on…Yes I’ve gotta confess my sins the club Makeup is every 1rst Saturday of the month…El Rey Theater 5515 Wilshire Blvd, La Ca and the next one is December 4th…and the one after that would land on Jan 1 2000…I mean right after and its kinda scary when a club seems your only tangible touchstone right now..that outta of everything I’ve read or experienced…I’ve been praying I’ve been praying…that the only thing that has me head centered is the idea of going to a happening 3,000 miles away..the only thingt that gonna make me feel better right now this moment is Proverbs 24: 20 For there will prove to be no future for anyone bad to very lamp of wicked people will be extinguished…

 

Plane Crazy# Chocolate Martini and that view of Alki Beach

Precious may not be reading her email..she’s gonna be in Arizona with Other Star people and the Supersuckers…Supersuckers used to be on interscope until they got axed… nothing as traumatic as Green Apple Quickstep’s parting with their label…The album was all set for release and the week before they got dropped…their former leadsinger Tyleris now tralalaing jazz…Is he still off of smack…only Moman knows and I ain’t callin him…Charles I need a chocolate martini and that view of Alki Beach… ALLLLLLLLLLLRIGHT NOW!yeah the supersuckers…the last time I saw one ofthose guys was back in Emerald City and he was eating at the Crocodile Café…and I sat next to him and asked if he band wanted to contribute a song to that Other Thing…and he gave me their managers name Danny Bland and number…And it wasn’t like I didn’t know who they were…I knew their sound guy John John from sharing Alexa’s sofa…John John remember Coney Island High..AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGh It’s been closed down..it was a club owned by the D Generation cats..Howie…he like Goo Goo Muck..Supersuckers supersuckers super-suckers…Danny Bland I called him..Not about the Other Thing…No The Rocket was having their annual party and I asked him to put me on the guest list..I get to the Showbox..and I’m not on the…HA!..Stone’s number is on my Newton…Da Newton Da Newton the handheld computer…I didn’t lose it after all…Da Newton Da Newton …Apple used to make em and I could really care less if they make em again..unlike…how….I…was…before…No I’m enuthusiasic about  hollywoodnosuicide

 

Plane Crazy#A Brief Love Affair With Grafiiti While Ripping Off Phoebe Hoban

HA LA Weekly’s gonna get a visit…what do you want…we’re busy busy busy ..can’t you seeeeeeeeeeeee how bussssssssssssssssssy we are…what is this all about..does he have a gun…does he have a bomb…is he dangerous?…if not tell the cat we’ll call him back when we get around to it,,we’re bussssssssssssy busssssy busssssy… can’t you see how busy we are…I glanced  at the bottom of Jack’s 71rst chorus of Desolation Blues

And misread the name as Mariah Carey…how very special…he’s special alright..that Boo Hoo radley rattle rattle rock and roll…quick shoot..he’s gotta rattle…roll him right over with the tank…Sherman …sherbert sherbert…shazbot nanu nanu…Naah no more nanu nanu’s,,,gotta pack it up fellows we posted the law last week..you’re gonna have to twinkle your toes in another sector of space…

 

Plane Crazy#Gus Van Scant Clothing

Weird Science Project gone awry..young african american I wanna Be the Stranger Or rather Was The Stranger Drank a glass of Camus yoohoo and kaablooey kablitzgrieg… Kablaam Kablaam Kaablam..you can’t make a movie out of this…Going all the way to L.A. with a manuscript that you can’t make a movie outta…what you fancy yourself some hipnik that can turn the townville on its head…Haven’t you been watching them behind the scenes reel to reel…you’re so real its un real…And I really can’t bare to watch you camping out at Pink’s..waiting to powerpop thru Paramount’s gates..Deuterronomy 32;27 “and he will certainly say ‘where are their Gods’the rock in whom they sought refuge…

 

Plane Crazy#RockNroll Soldier Carries Scalps

Steve’s Downtown Music….I changed the name. It’s hollywoodnosuicide…Steve sed”

Well If I ever start a glam band I’ll be sure and use that name”…Steve… should I describe him should I give you visuals. Despite crashing at Jim’s I’m a Mountain Man Cal Arts cabin obviously I was paying too much attention to Susan Copi…I know I owe you a Powerbook. Susan I wrote about it..Its in that Other Thing…Buried underneath steve’s front counter are gobs and gobs of ticket stubs…here yeah here yeah gather round..this meetin in now in session…Stryper November 29 1985…Foreigner November 26 1985… Robert Plant June 29th 1985….Def Lepard December 30, 1987…Ted Nugent April 14, 1984 Circle Jerks, February 7, 1987…Iggy Pop October 17 1988…Prince & The Revolution April 5, 1985…The Firm March 17, 1986, Duran Duran March 25 1987….Gene Loves Jezebel…Cinderella…Neil Young & Crazy Horse…Stev sed “ Some people make fun of me when they em but I show them with no fear”…

 

Plane Crazy# Pleasure Spree That Could Kill Me…Forever

I don’t know what’s happening but it’s really happening..I don’t know what’s happening

Oh yes I do..try SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIN SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIN

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIN..with Leigh this girl from Stetson. University. It went down so fast…Man…Trip and I went to Blind Pig…I’m totally avoiding my parents cause I can’t deal…pint of cider…pint of beer…In walks this lanky spirited young girl and kicks Trip ”hey”..hmmmmmmmmmm….she ends up sitting with us eating a sandwich…so hear I about College life and artwork and how Leigh was living in New York and Norwalk Connecticut for a while…Norwalk…Actually nothing much of a town.. just where I was born….Boring then…Boring now…Wow alright I won’t be so harsh Sono is a situation that kicks… and I mention Bunny Yeager…and Leigh practically leaps out of her seat with excitement…Matter of fact she’s more impresed with Bunny then with the whole Betty Page connection…”Hoppin Hop-cakes”..Frankenmind…hey where have you been?..”If you can go on vacation so can I pal. Try France. South Of. Go on with your story I’m not officialy back yet ”...I asked Leigh if she could drive me to Miami. …I need a ride I’ve got to see Bunny…Let’s face it there’s no telling when any of us our gonna die soo I gotta go connect..No way can I vroomazoomzoom to La without seeing her…And Leighs even more excited “ I wanna be a pinup. I   be a pinup. Do you think she can take photos of me?”….Uhuh well there’s these girls I know and I…don’t finish my sentence cause she’s 21 and who wants to destroy her dream….Not me …I know too much about th

 

at already.. so I say yeah..she’ll take your picture…You’re watching Scooby Doo on Cartoon Network..And in this treasure hunt its winner take all. I gotta turn from this Scrappy’s in it…there oughta be a law…off  with his head…ZOINK$!..Isn’t that a monster from Greek mythology…and I asked Leigh what’s going on for the she sez one of her girlfriends is getting out of jail after three months…and they might go barhopping in Orlando…or something to that special efx since right about then..right about now I’m bored to tears…Let me go with ya…I need some material…Leigh had to use th phone…the is outside not in..and I ask Trip does he have any money…He reaches in his wallet and hits me $50 bux…BAM!…My eyes go all buggy…Dood I can’t pay you back….” Don’t worry about it I made a car payment. That’s all that matters”…well Marla too cause boy she came to the bar a hunting for him..she wanted to buy a new microwave...cause theirs went kablooey…

 

Plane Crazy# Conducting much of The Interview with a Mouth Full Of Food

right now I’m remembering excuse me for interrupting this memory with another but its about the Dead Baby Bike race this summer…all these messengers from Portland and Seattle got together in front of The Breakroom..and zzzzzzzzzzziped down to the Rendevous…This dead end bar which is soo I can’t find the words right now I have a hangover..I may have to lie back down..No I’ll finish the Edward Gorey story…zipped to the Rendevous which is oh man I forgot that too..come on, come on I wanna bene gesserit go go…so there’s like ten kegs at the party and tons of free food…And I was with Special Ed and who knew where Matt Mindflex was cause if you’re a lost boy..you gotta connect with your buddies or all is really lost…and we were stuffing that food in our faces not knowing when we eat again…and everybody from the crowd was IN cause you ain’t gonna be at A Dead Baby gig unless you get the word from Cris Omawale’s jump street…FISHBONE! better stop talking about Omawale I may get beat down by one of his many women…and they had a bunch of bands and I could remember a few names but I got bopped on the head from behind while doing my wild thing…so now it s like who are you…whats your name…like Kembra from Voluptous Horror of Karen Black did me when I saw her this spring and eeeeeeeeeeeed her something fierce all over Doby-tv’s message board…like she didn’t try and play footises with me the first time I met her in New York..Yeah Kembra it was in Mecca with Jody and Leiga and that brazillain bomb shell type guy who played in Psycho 69…Agatha’s husband Stag..Hells’s Angels..or just looks like one..do inquiring minds really wanna know..and Kembra thought I was with Vibe or Spin and trying to..hollywoodnosuicide…

 

PlaneCrazy#EastVillageFab5Freddy

hollywoodnosuicide…I thinking the cover of This Thing will be the word in lowercase…just the word..it’s my message I’m presenting before mankind…before I completely lose control one day and off with my own head while sleeping on a cot in a closet at The Chateau…NO MAKE THAT A COTTAGE…a rant I chanted in Tad’s face at the party…Tad being the huge guy who fronted the band Tad who toured with Nirvana..I howled “ KURT COBAIN WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE ON ROB ZOMBIE!”…and he was like huh… my facsination with the concept of my death..of dying yet remaining alive and you can’t have it both ways…let the music play find yoda win cash!

 

Plane Crazy# Madonna didn’t have a fixed address at the time machine

And before I finish about Leigh I noticed the air Borne package containing That Other Thing that John sent to Maverick Recordings from The High Times office has an unsolicited  material return to sender stamp on it….ITS NOT LIKE THEY  DON’T KNOW ME..!and on top of that this wacked no cat in the hat” Dear Postal Customer this article was found in the Us. Mail…obviously it was meant for delivery by a private delivery service. Somehow it was deposited in the Us. Mail…it is being returned to you by first class mail..Postage due $320”…So That Other Thing was dumped in the mailbox by some Beverly Hills peon…ITS NOT LIKE THEY DON’T KNOW ME…I think I’m gonna saranwrap Mr. Guy Oseary A& R guy in a wrinkle in time..and use a real hot iron to…Leigh la la Leigh…let me think of Leigh…she followed me up into this room…so

SAMPLE…Sweatheart I’ll take care of you don’t you worry..Ice cream sundae…condo in Hawaii…cartoon cartoon..END OF SAMPLE…DON’T YOU GET IT NOW BURROUGHS BIT ME BEFORE HE DIED…THEY CALL HIM THE JASON PRIEST.....LEIGH…geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetar solo....and I showed her That Other Thing…ZOINK$!…and played samples of my Newton…Muttley’s his name…changes colors right before your eyes

 

Plane Crazy# Uncharacteristically Pink Lemonade

Jedi quest kids club..No purchase necessary..Do you wish you had a mountain of cool Star Wars wiggling up and down…there’s something fishy going on here.. control a Jedi Master…Do you wish you has a tiny toony we’re all alittle looney..Come and join the fun and now our song is done…It’ll be a smash..hit it out of the park!..

 

Plane Crazy# Scepter, while near him a garbage can

I just got this weird image of Joan of Arc..Milla being John Malkovich…pleading to have a priest present so she could confess her sins…and trip laughing how I write down everything that happens ….laughing with a” Father Confessor”…well Father Dad I confess I knew the Main events that would unfold would do so in such a way…can you say…or rather can you call me prophet…no that’s right I’m showing no profit…Dad was in his Beamer quoting from the bible how money was a protection so I’m cover my ass with…hollywoodnosuicide…and I’ll fly Leigh out to live in L.A… yeah I’ll blow the whole wad on her...why cause I could careless my only concern is hollywoodnosuicide.. she wrote down her  number in my biggety blacketty book…including her eeeeeeeemail address and then drove over to her place…she had just moved in…living with her housemate Audrey who’s into Wicca and for a witchy poo she wasn’t rude and served me a glass of red wine while watching Celine Dion’s video file with her boyfriend…Leigh came outta her room looking rather yummy…and swoossssssssssssssssh we’re audi..gas..not that’s later…Orlando…strip mall of bars….Nowhere to park the car…Out…In..TheStreet…You..Just..Might…Meet…Some…Kind…Of…Freak..Who’ll…Make… Your…Week..Or weekend right…Leigh sed “ My mom introduced me once as this is my bad child”..Kit Kat Kit Kat..Kitty got free drinks..Every Wednesday night ladies drink for free… and the ebony dreaded girl behind the bar suddenly looked like an old friend cause the scene kids were there looking to be seen and heard and Leigh and I conversation was a blur of Bar blah blah blah…at least when we were talking…cause all I could think about  I’m sinning I’m sinning I’m sinning….God’s approval I’m not winning…Not fun..But I dig this girl and I ca ka ka kan’t stop…I dig this girl and she’s entered my world with her sweet southern drawl..and Leigh let slips a “Baby”…a word a certain somebody I knew used when she was with me…what a cartoon show bop it extreme puppy racer don’t wake Daddy…You are the new Batman…Street to sky batmobile…Many will play.. Few will win…micromachines my island

 

Plane Crazy# Still, There Have Been Few Obstacles

Princess is the shirt Leigh picked up in the store and its funny how I’d like to make her one..Something I wanted to do for Jody a long time ago but can’t any more the rules of the game have been changed like Leigh asked me how I could endure the Alone with my phone turned off…I said because after a while you’ve met so many people… you know so many people and its time to do your thing..finally get it together..hollywoodnosuicide

And despite all the hoops Spike’s joint may try and make me white men can’t jump I’ll consider I’ve crossed the finish line when this thing hits the Hollywood Hills and Chrissy opens the package…All she has to see is the title and she’ll know what the tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock. Is…when the words slash thru the air beware hollywood nosuicide…If I was a bad buddhist like Neil Vandervloed I suppose it would be my mantra…rapsongs on car stereo outside help me realize cool happens..It isn’t planned. You can have the biggest budget…all the tools of the trade at hand and whamalakazaam!

Your plan falls apart..right now I’m just down to pen & ink filling these pages..cause I’ve got five days left and I’m not sure my parents are gonna pay the rent on this room.. .Can my sense of trust be that impaired by lack of product placement…Our conversation doesn’t go anywhere except this dead end…How about Bouton Street…Dad sez “ Well this was all unexpected”…Great Dad Great…HELLO…I wasn’’t expecting to be here here either…I wasn’t expecting to blow The Deal…For..That…Other…Thing…I wasn’t expecting to trapped in Bellevue. DR ROBERT NADRICH SAID I’M GONNA BURY YOU KID I’VE GOT MY ORDERS..FROM ME..BUT THE JUDGE SAID I’LL TAKE A CHANCE ON YOU AND LET ME OUT AND THE NURSES ON MY WARD FLOOR CHEERED!…I wasn’t expecting to write This Thing..I wasn’t expecting to write this thing I wasn’t expecting to write this thing..I wasn’t expecting to CENSORED Leigh last night but I did…here at the Hotel..Hotel Putnam…whoa I’m having another moment of grandiose thinking…Mommy Mommy look he’s expanding…we finally got here after running out of gas. I have no idea what’s up with her gas gauge..her steel reserve…that was a joke for Matt Mindflex…outta nowhere the eeeeeeeeeeeee was really empty..We managed to hang ten right up to the pumps and we thought we scored only to have the guy tell us “ I’ve close my registers”…Leigh was pleading for the guy to give her “ a drop a drop all I need is a drop”..He was so reject revenge of the nerds central casting he wouldn’t…Leigh had her foot jammed in the door…I pulled her aside “ Leigh forget it, he’s not gonna do it” NO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy…I’m totally laughing now the 3rd chorus of Jack’s Orlanda Blues there’s aline that says” the Lord is my agent..my message is blah blah blah”..Ha this is totally fun now I’m having fun..fun that weren’t having for a while…waiting to see whether the cab was gonna show up andtake us to the racetrack racetrack Daytona racetrack…AND FINALLY…it’s Mike from the band Beautiful Mess who’s gas tank gets our pretty lil skins to the..In I creep by the front desk so Lisette doesn’t see Leigh and me but I know I’m gonna lose that battle.. the first thing Leigh does is turn on the t.v. and try to figure out what channel BET is on..considering I’m black entertainment television I should but I don’t oops there goes my Jet profile…it’s a fine one aint it…its quite Roman…Can’t he stay put…” Don’t put that in me” sez Leigh…what…”don’t you have something” she asks…I just had an Aids test in March…”That doesn’t mean a thing”..What are you worried about getting pregnant…”that’s got nothing to do with it. I can’t believe you got me all hot and don’t have anything. You need a condom”..I groan cuz Leigh’s right..I’m simply lazy…wait a minute let’s think about that… lazy me HA!…Downstairs Lisette, do you have a condom…and she gives me the BIG BIG SMILE…”No”… What am I gonna do..BIG BIG SMILE..’Go in the Men’s room”…Payday…Upstairs…and Leigh and I spacejam.. I could draw this out and describe The Act in its minutest detail..except I’ve done that all before and I’ve been writing since eight oclock and now its 50 pages to go I may try and finish it today tonight being Thanksgiving and I may or may not eat I’ve got a coupla packages of peanut butter crackers and this thing of nestea ice tea…and when she bolted back to..there’s some terriffic word outthere but I can’t think of it…Leigh added her parents phone number mentioning that they would be having dinner and I was invited..

“My mom sez the more the merrier” I turn to page 270 the last page of this Journey to the center of the hurt…and the 10th chorus “It’s diller than that. They daisies they pud in puddinhead blues” and it was a kind offer..except her Dad practically ripped my head off when I called…and her sorta boyfriend…that’s what she said…is supposed to be there too…”he ‘s italian”..If he’s your sorta boyfriend why is he gonna be there…”Cuz my Mom feels sorry for him cause he’s going to jail”…what for…”some marijuana charge”

I swear Alanis put it best when she sang “isn’t it ironic”..cause all the kids that enter the High Times smoking lounge probably think I’m the biggest pot head and HA! I barely smoke at all,,,and now..not even at all…not when your brain goes lift off without weed… I should call my Mom and say hello hey I know you’re trying to help and that would be swell”,,,SWELL IS A GREAT BAND THAT USED TO BE ON AMERICAN RECORDINGS BUT AINT NO MORE stop..

 

Plane Crazy #  Magazine Cover Story

Orlanda Blues 46th Chorus “ Hollywood Boy sing dog song”…I’ve got this rad black Nike Hat on me head…cuz I’ve got a terminal case of Just Doing It…Leigh said “ You need to be a rockstar”.

 

Plane Crazy#Andy’s Children Revolting!

Well the rockstar is back from dinner…hollywoodnosuicide transported by Marla’s Saturn…all three of us at Ryan’s..its’ this all you can eat buffet place that totally Homer Simpson…a resturant I’ve been too until I crashlanded here…I was barely eating this summer much less going to restaturant…the closet I came  was the Green Cat…you can bet your life Ryan’s  ain’t got no veggie scramble…Neil Crummett the manager was rad and gave me tea pastries and occasionally cash…Guilt by association as inknowing Jessica Trupin…and we’re stopping there about Jessica..I’ve known her since 85 and for someone who rarely gets in touch with me I sure sling a lotta ink on her…Trip asked about our date and I told him…skirting around the bedroom bedlam…and He kept saying how “Leigh is trouble. Paul said that girl’s fine during the day but when the lights go out”

She’s quite The Artist In Love With Russ Meyers though….or maybe that’s why… she’s always in trouble…I helped bring in her painting pile on the backseat..she was transporting them back home because “ I had a fight with the gallery owner”…yeah I can see that..or better yet I can smell that…smell that teen spirit…Marla suggested that I write about Deland in the year 2050 and Trip sed something to the effect of I don’t wanna know about it or I don’t wnna be here…and I’m sorry I’m ruining your punchline but you know I’ve done ya much better in the past…JANE SEZ BUT ROMEO STILL BLEEDS…and I did it I took the plunge I told Marla when this further adventures of unsolicited material is over…the Compaq is hers…”we’ll hold it for you “ Trip sed…No man its like this..either they’re gonna give it to me when I send this back into New York or they’re not…John Brockman’s gonna get it…Sarah Chalfant’s gonna get it..Amanda Urban Heather Schroeder..even Fitz…John couldn’t believe that one “ you’re gonna send it to Fitzgerald” yeah I’m sending one to The Cowboy on Fifth Ave. hey the guys got daughters…and I told Marla “yeah there really won’t be much to say from this end anymore I can’t imagine staying in this room putting together anything elseExcept this and I’m not planning on doing a rewrite cause you’d lose the whole essense of the time, the place, the mood would be lost…Besides my reentry into L.A. .is gonna be sketchy and why have the computer busted or stolen when it can go to someone whose kindness & generosity is helping me making thru my own Disco Dante’s Inferno…THOSE DARN KIDZ…and wow its hitting me so hard how nothing can compare to kissing a girl and getting lost in space outer limits…and I don’t know when I’ll return of the Jedi cause I’m thinking about those kisses which had been a long time in coming…Visions of Chrissy reading those last lines going “Awww isn’t that sweet” Sperber I scored…Tami break out that geetar I feel another solo coming on…” Wish I had a million dollars..hot dog!”…The Bible is scaring me..I’m frightened to pick it up.. It’s laying right next to this  flyer about bands performoing at Steves..Double Veteran w/postal and suffice…

 

Plane Crazy# Frank Lloyd Wright house, where…

Burden of proof lies on the people..I’m gonna ask when the proofs all in ..you’lll see this is a tragic case of mistaken identity…I told Marla in all seriousness that some people were made to ride in limos and its inmy blood..I’ve been infected…fast searches…from one stop shopping..music unheard…Connect the dots…we now return to Beethoven… hustle hustle…all back to back episodes…this is the ship’s captain…I control this entire subcomplex now…Do I smell an earthling….I can only imagine the gifts you will present to the High master…pleasure spores hard to resist….some chewing gum… 3- day t-day scinemathon…follow the bouncing ball…Andy are you goofing on Elvis…electrical impulses…Here comes the munsters breaking thru the other side…Power is not easy… Why don’t you  let me take care of that he’s having a hard day…He’s a superguy… Beautification process…Maximum coordianates…I want to be the future of television… I want to see the filmmakers of tomrrow…How far would you go…would you drive a minivan.. 4 play brimstone…that  was weird…I must be dreaming..the suits came outta the woodworks…I think I feel a little faint…hey underpants how did you learn how to dance…you got me all tied up in knots….I’m loving you lots and lots…lets just call us the failures you’re about to hear…the lone beatnik…college girls coeds…okay venus lets go..its an original we wrote…everyday just doing that do you do…Barry was a gang banger..Tossing pebbles at my window I’ll come running…don’t worry Jonny I’ll fix your hair at my house…I have every Gabby Abby…that’s the secret in my five alarm chili…come on chili Daddy needs a new set of locks…It doesn’t get much weirder.. Is everything alright sir..Hold it right there..two scoops make it three I’m not driving… she’s rat bait…only two ways to get to timbuktu…but despite the delays…I was beginning to enjoy the rhythms of the river..the desert sands close in…I wonder if the fabled city can live up to my expectations…How long did it take to get to the upper levels..did the scholars come from West Africa…the port on this sea of sand… a trade of books developed…thousands of old manuscripts survived…these are books written by black people…read Henry Louis Gates travel diary…that man is a fraud..he’s not a clown he;s a doctor..you’re not a licensed clown…you’re a licensed doctor…you made all these people laugh illegally…a dog who reads and knits the paper ..apair of trousers with two minds of its own…you hate Saturday no school no work nothing to do…why are people drawn to Bravo..say when…”I’ve done nothing in that hotel” leigh said The orange lets see the orange..I spent how many months planning that orange heist…no wait don’t go this could be the crime of the century

 

Plane Crazy # Youth Culture Mythos

The euro 2000 bass is erupting again…It’s a local studio 54…RIGHT UNDER MY ROOM… I wonder who lives in this house..uhoh when will Leigh kiss me again..somebody has been sleeping in my bed and is still sleeping in my bed..like I said if you can’t eat em join em…Jack’s 29th chrorus “ We had Gothic top catherdral girls” I did I did see an elephant inmy bird bath…There’s an elephant in my dollhouse..Honey too much television..Mother’s going right into your dollhouse and look in your doll house…

Lkaste@stetson.edu

 

Plane Crazy#The Art Of The Art Deal

I….DON’T…WANNA…DO…THIS…ANYMORE…I’VE…SAID…ALL…THAT..

NEEDS…TO…BE…SAID…ITS…OVER…METROPOLITAN…ART…MUSEUM

…TESLA…MYTHICAL…COULD…BE…THE…NEXT…KISS..LEIGH..GIVES ME…TWISTER…THE HOTSPOT…NEW GIANT…MEGATRON…TRIPLE THE MIGHT…TRIPLE THE FIGHT…IT’S A TONKA WORLD…AND BUILT BY YOU..

CUSTOMIZE A WHOLE CITY…EASY BAKE CD ROM PLAYSET…POWER OFF

Haha…L.O.V.E ATTACKS!

 

Ps.”Don’t Hold Your Breath For A Happy Ending Kid. Life’s Not Like The Movies”

                                                                                                                 - The Lot

 

 

 

 

 

 

ZOINK$!